Chapter Four- The Evil Meat Buns from No One

So, after FUNimation acquired new animators, Raven went back to work writing fanfiction. Megan and Caroline kept on hosting and Rabid Fanboi kept on posting the same damn review over… and over… AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!!

Now, Ubuu's hair was back to normal. Piccolo no longer looked like the green giant, and Vegeta looked like himself. Everything was good, until a particularly fateful Tuesday. Not that Tuesdays are very fateful, actually I quite like Tuesdays. However, this Tuesday, Vegeta received a certain package in the mail.

To: Vegeta

409 junkyard lane

From: No One

PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE

"What?!" Vegeta shrieked. The last time he got a package addressed like that, his pink penguin boxers shrunk to the size of-

That was a different story.

Anyway, as I was saying, Vegeta hadn't gotten a package in a very long time. So, of course he'd be surprised, right?

"Vegeta, are you okay?" Asked Ubuu, coming out of the house in a frilly pink apron and a frying pan in his oven mitt. Vegeta growled, and sniffed the box. Ubuu cocked his head. The mailman dropped envelopes in the mailbox across the street. Vegeta tore after the mailman, and started to try to rip off his leg with his own bare teeth.

Well, this particular mailman's name was James. His father had been a mailman, and as a child James had always dreamed of being just like his dad. Overweight, stupid, with scars all over his butt and legs from slightly rabid dogs. (and fanbois) So, when he saw Vegeta, his first reaction was to light up, and stick his legs out. Then, he noticed that it wasn't a dog, it was a man. And that was when the tables started to turn…

"Nnooooo!!" Ubuu screamed at Vegeta. He pulled out a squirtbottle, and squirted Vegeta as he started to hump poor James' leg. "Down boy! No humping!" He yelled. He yanked Vegeta off James' leg, and smiled. "Sorry about that." He apologized sheepishly. James glared, and stomped off to the next mailbox.

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DENDE GOES TO KABALARIANS.COM

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The name Dende creates a very idiotic, unpractical, and mentally deficient nature with a serious lack of coordination. You desire your own gender and strap-ons in order to pursue your own ambitions. Material and financial success are the focus of your interests, but will never be accomplished due to your mental retardation.

Your racist and nonsensical ideals will stud your growth as a Namek, your past mistakes will plague your existence, and traumatically affect health and well-being. The rest of your life will become a downward spiral because of your pathological lies. You will experience humiliation due to your overly confident personality. Ambition will result in a lack of harmony and balance in your personal life, particularly a lack of appreciation for intelligible activities and things of a more intelligent nature.

Since you often appear to be primitive in your thoughts, and your mental growth appears to be delayed, factual and intelligent ideas affect your communication with others, your personal happiness and fulfilment can suffer through difficulty in conveying your feminine qualities of love and affection. Health problems centre in the head affecting the eyes, ears, sinuses, or teeth. Also, tension could afflict the vaginal area. Shrinkage may also conflict with future endeavors. But one line sums up your entire existence-do you want fries with that????????

"…I am truly WOMAN!" Dende rejoiced. He danced around the room in his lacy pink knickers. "I am woman, hear me roar!"

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BACK TO UBUU, VEGETA, AND THE MYSTERIOUS PACKAGE

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Anyway, after cleaning up the mailman's trauma, Vegeta ripped open the package with his bare teeth.

Inside…

"Meat buns?! What fool would send me meat buns?!" Vegeta shrieked. Ubuu sighed, and went back to dusting. Vegeta probably had sent himself the meat buns, as the package had been incorrectly addressed. No, the actual '409, Junkyard Lane' was correct, but… it was just incorrect! They hadn't put the zip code down, or anything!

"Vegeta…don't you think it's time you stopped sending yourself mail?" Ubuu asked exasperated. Vegeta glared.

"Why would I, PRINCE OF ALL SAIYAJINS, SEND MYSELF MEATBUNS?" The neighbors all covered their ears in an attempt to cover up the horrible sound of Vegeta shrieking. Except for their cats, of course. All the cats in the neighborhood had actually quite taken to the 'melodious' sound of Vegeta's temper.

Vegeta, no matter how much of a screwball he could be, wasn't entirely stupid. He knew about the admiration of the cats… And now, in his fit of anger, wasn't about to be stopped…

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Stay tuned for chapter five, 'Revolution of the Housecats, led by Vegeta.'

Well, how did you all like that? Sorry for the delay. I've been having a bit of writer's block with this story. I'm not thrilled with this chapter, but oh well.

Sneak peek at chapter 5, 'Revolution of the Housecats, led by Vegeta.'

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