Hello again! ^_^ Scorpiogal straight up in the hood! I've got another
sequel, not a good move at the moment, for I've been working on a few other
stories and though they are very good stories, (Problem Child, Behind the
Scenes " " -) anyway, they haven't exactly been getting a lot of reviews,
(the reviews they have are very good reviews!) And a sequel for another
story right now would be very, very, very unorthodox.
But it's a good sequel and if anyone is reading this right now and they haven't read the first story, "Lead the Way", that is okay, because you don't have to have read it to understand this!
Blind Kagome + SeeingEyeDog (Mike/Doggy Dog Cuteness)= Happy School Girl - Jealous Half Dog Demon
No longer blind Kagome - Mike= Depressed School Girl + (Happy Half Dog Demon/Miserable Sympathetic Half Dog Demon)
Parody Puppies of Mike + Dog treats + Excited School Girl + Terrified Half Dog Demon + Horny Best Friend + Dog Puns + Freaked out cast= This story! ~_^V
Puppies, Dog Treats, and Hentai!
Chapter 1: The Family Dog
Kagome sat at her desk writing on her history workbook with her favorite purple pen. Once again, Inu Yasha had come to bother her. It all started when she got home from school and he was there. Apparently, right after she left that morning, Inu Yasha had come over to take her back and decided to stay and wait for her. She walked through the door and heard the t.v. on. 'Oh, Mama must be home.' She thought to herself.
She walked toward the living room. "Hey, Mama, if Inu Yasha comes over could you-" she turned into the room to see her Mama and Inu Yasha both sitting on the couch staring interestedly at the television. Kagome froze in the door frame for a few seconds in confusion, then started to walk over. "Inu Yasha, what are you-?"
"Shhhh!!" her mama shushed her. Her mama grabbed a pillow from the couch and hugged it. Inu Yasha leaned forward completely absorbed in the show.
Kagome went around to see what was so interesting. It was the soap opera her mother usually taped while she was at work. It was called, "As the Pale Moon Rotates."
A tall, wavy haired man was talking to a woman with large blue eyes and milky white skin. "Hiroko, there's something very important, I have to tell you."
The blue eyed woman hugged him and gazed deeply into his eyes, "Yes, Bütsu? Is it about our wedding?"
He looked away with an obligated expression. "Well, yes. You see, I've been seeing someone else."
"What?!" she gasped. There was dramatic music in the backround.
"Yes," he said. They heard the dramatic music again. "With my gay lover, Keshö!"
Kagome sweat dropped.
Inu Yasha sighed in irritation. "Can you believe that?"
Kagome's mama shook her head, "I never even saw that coming!"
Inu Yasha looked up at Kagome. "Oh, you're late." He replied flatly.
"What?! Late?!" she looked at him in disbelief. "I was at school, fool! Unlike you, who's sitting in my house watching daytime t.v. with my mom!"
Kagome's mama smiled at the fighting couple. "It's okay Kagome!"
Kagome looked at her, remembering that she was there. Then her mama waved a hand in her direction. "Inu Yasha watches this with me all the time! It's so nice spending time with him." Inu Yasha blushed a little but tried to look cool at the same time. Kagome couldn't believe that she was just now learning this.
"Is the show over?" she sighed and asked.
Her mama looked at her watch, "Yes, they always end it during the best part."
"Good." Kagome said. She grabbed the dog boy's hand and started to drag him up to her room.
Inu Yasha looked over his shoulder at her mother and called, "Hey, Mama! Can you record the next episode for me?"
Kagome almost tripped over her shoes. Her mom smiled brightly, he was like the son in law she still doesn't have ^_^! "Of course Inu Yasha, dear!"
Kagome growled and dragged him from the room. He gave her a funny look. "What's your deal?" he asked.
"Just what do you think you're doing in MY house while I'm at school? Huh?" she asked in her annoyed tone.
"Watching the people in the box in your livingroom." He replied. "This week's episode," he started talking like he was quoting from the soap opra t.v. guide. "Bütsu reflects over his fading love for Hiroko, and seeks motivation from his gay brother, Butai to tell her about his blossoming passion for Kenshö. After Bütsu tells her, she runs out the house, sobbing in emotional anguish, only to run into the arms of Rieki, her ex boyfriend's evil twin, the real Rieki is in a place called I-re-land, with amnesia-"
Kagome stared at him with her mouth hanging open.
"What?" he asked innocently.
She closed her mouth when she remembered the next thing to question him about. "And another thing! Why are you calling my mom, 'Mama'?"
Inu Yasha shrugged. "She told me to."
That was simple.
She sighed and went up the stairs. "You never cease to amaze me." She started up the stairs again by herself. The wielder of the steel cleaving fang and slayer of many demons, watches cheesy soap operas!
Kagome dropped her pack by her desk and pulled out her history workbook. As she was searching for her lemon design pencil case, she heard Inu Yasha come stomping up the stairs, which annoyed her. It wasn't his fault, he always stomped, but she knew what was on his mind an it ruffled her feathers. "Oi! What are you doing? We gotta go look for shikon shards!" she heard him growl from her doorway.
"Homework now, search later." She said like she didn't give a crap.
"Search now, homework later!" he said, inversing what she said. Then all of a sudden, her phone rang. "Ah kuso!" she hissed. She picked it up and put a hand over the speaking part. "Inu Yasha, let me do this one homework paper, and you can bother me all the way back to the well, okay?"
He eyed her suspiciously then looked out the window at the color of the sky. "Okay, but you'd better be done before the sun sets!" like he had a say.
Queen Elizabeth I had a smart way of ruling like that. She discussed what she was planning with parliament, asking what they thought of it. They thought that they had a say, when in real life, she didn't care less and she made her own decision anyway. That was how Kagome treated Inu Yasha sometimes, he might have saved her life a couple of times, and even though she hated to admit it, he was cute and she liked him. But sometimes, he needed help making the right choices, so if he did something wrong and wouldn't listen to reason, she would just 'sit' him into doing it anyway.
But Kagome wasn't studying Queen Elizabeth and Parliament, she was studying Japan History, and there were no Elizabeth's in Japan history. She looked at the question as she uncapped her purple gel pen: How was Oda Nobunaga significant to Japan History?
Kagome started writing: 'In the Sengoku Jidi Period of Japan, Oda Nobunaga was the great general who united Japan's feudal states.' Maybe she should add that he had a thing for princesses and hatred of toads.
Inu Yasha jumped up and down on her bed. Kagome turned to look at him. "Inu Yasha! The bed wasn't made for jumping on!"
He stopped after a few seconds and sat on it. He laid down on it, with his arms behind his head and his right leg over his left. Then he rolled onto his stomach. He put his face in her pillow and inhaled deeply. It smelled like flowery shampoo.
Kagome glanced at him. 'Why is he molesting my pillow?' she thought. Then turned around quickly, realizing she wasn't concentrating.
He reached under her pillow and found something he had never seen before. He pulled it out and sniffed it. It sort of smelled like artificial candy. He looked at the lable. "L-A-Y-T-E-X." he whispered to himself as he looked at the words above the picture of a chocolate covered strawberry. "Hey Kagome! What's this?" he asked.
Kagome paused a second in her phone conversation. "Inu Yasha, I'm busy!" she said.
He tossed the packet out the window and glared at the back of her head. One of these days.....
He jumped off of her bed. "Come on, Kagome, let's go!"
She snapped her pencil in half. She was just trying to do her freakn' history paper, while having a freakn' conversation with her freakn' friend, but that freakn' dogboy just wouldn't freakn' shut up! She said into the phone, "Well Chelsea, I'm just SIT-" WHAM! "-ing here. I'm SIT"-WHAM! "-ing with my annoying homework and my dog." There was a pause where Kagome's friend was talking and Inu Yasha was glaring at her from the floor.
"Okay, I won't be at school for a couple of days, I'll be SIT-" WHAM! "- ting at home with back pains, but if you could get my homework for me, that would be great. I don't want it to SIT-" WHAM! "-There and build up all week....Okay! Bye!" she hung up the phone and went back to her homework.
Inu Yasha looked over at the camera on her desk. It was tempting. He picked it up. "I wonder what would happen if you ever where blind again." He said in amusement.
Kagome didn't look away from her homework, "Inu Yasha, if you flash that camera in my face again, I will remove each and every appendage from your body starting with the shortest."
It took him a few seconds to figure that one out. He huffed and set it back down on the counter. "What were you talking to your friend about anyway?"
Lord, he was nosy and disruptive! Kagome turned to glare at him intensely, she was tired of all of his interruptions and she wasn't feeling good either, so she couldn't stop herself from saying, "She was talking to me about how her good-for-nothing, arrogant boyfriend was cheating on her with his psycho-ex!"
Inu Yasha looked taken aback. He didn't say anything else to provoke her. The firey glare changed temperatures to an icy stare. Then she started to put away her homework. "I'll be right back, I have to get some food for later."
But as she was starting for the door, Inu Yasha's anger flared. He probably would have spontaneously combusted if he hadn't of put in his final word, no matter how lame it was. "YEAH?! Well-(Pause of thought)-maybe your friend was cheating on him with a wolf!!"
Kagome stopped at her doorway and turned around infuriated. "She's the loyal one, baka! She wouldn't stoop to that level!!" she shouted and slammed the door.
Downstairs in the kitchen, Souta, Mama, and Buyo looked up at the ceiling, having heard the whole thing.
"They sure do fight a lot, huh?" Souta said, Buyo jumped into his lap.
"Oh, it's okay." Ms. Higurushi said with a big smile. "They're just having a little lover's tiff!"
They heard Kagome's loud stomping on the fragile flights of stairs.It almost sounded like she was rolling a body down them.
Grandpa walked into the kitchen looking mortified and sat at the table.
"What's wrong, Grandpa?" Ms. Higurushi asked.
Grandpa sighed and said, "I was welcoming a couple of new church members to the shrine, telling them about how respected and proper our church is. When this," he held up the chocolate strawberry packet. "fell out of the sky, and landed in the lady's hair."
Kagome came storming into the kitchen. She through open the pantry and started pulling boxes of Ramen and canned green tea out onto the counter. "Mama, did you buy the dog treats I asked for?"
"Yes, dear, they're in the second drawer on the left. Kagome pulled them out and set them next to the ramen.
"What are the dog biscuits for?" Grandpa asked.
"Well remember my old seeing eye dog Mike? Well, he had this girlfriend in the feudal era and she had puppies. And I like to bring them these." Then she said quickly. "PlusIgivethemtoInuYasha."
"What?!" Souta got up out of his chair. "You give Inu Yasha dog treats?!"
"Well he doesn't know! He thinks they're cookies and that they're good!" she said defensively.
"Nee-chan! You can't give him dog treats!" Souta said thinking about what she was doing to his hero.
"It's not like they're going to kill him! The only thing eating dog treats will do is-" she looked at the bag. "Give him clean teeth and a shiny coat." She giggled and gathered all of the food together. "Trust me Souta, what he doesn't know won't hurt him." She started for the door and said, "Plus, it makes everyone else laugh!" ~_^
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The reason for this chapter is plainly, LAUGHS! HAHHAHAHAAHA!! I think this chapter turned out pretty good! ^_^ What do you think? I got a feeling it's going to live up to the expectations of the first one, which if you haven't read it, I beseech you to do so. It is drop dead, hilarious! ^_^V
But it's a good sequel and if anyone is reading this right now and they haven't read the first story, "Lead the Way", that is okay, because you don't have to have read it to understand this!
Blind Kagome + SeeingEyeDog (Mike/Doggy Dog Cuteness)= Happy School Girl - Jealous Half Dog Demon
No longer blind Kagome - Mike= Depressed School Girl + (Happy Half Dog Demon/Miserable Sympathetic Half Dog Demon)
Parody Puppies of Mike + Dog treats + Excited School Girl + Terrified Half Dog Demon + Horny Best Friend + Dog Puns + Freaked out cast= This story! ~_^V
Puppies, Dog Treats, and Hentai!
Chapter 1: The Family Dog
Kagome sat at her desk writing on her history workbook with her favorite purple pen. Once again, Inu Yasha had come to bother her. It all started when she got home from school and he was there. Apparently, right after she left that morning, Inu Yasha had come over to take her back and decided to stay and wait for her. She walked through the door and heard the t.v. on. 'Oh, Mama must be home.' She thought to herself.
She walked toward the living room. "Hey, Mama, if Inu Yasha comes over could you-" she turned into the room to see her Mama and Inu Yasha both sitting on the couch staring interestedly at the television. Kagome froze in the door frame for a few seconds in confusion, then started to walk over. "Inu Yasha, what are you-?"
"Shhhh!!" her mama shushed her. Her mama grabbed a pillow from the couch and hugged it. Inu Yasha leaned forward completely absorbed in the show.
Kagome went around to see what was so interesting. It was the soap opera her mother usually taped while she was at work. It was called, "As the Pale Moon Rotates."
A tall, wavy haired man was talking to a woman with large blue eyes and milky white skin. "Hiroko, there's something very important, I have to tell you."
The blue eyed woman hugged him and gazed deeply into his eyes, "Yes, Bütsu? Is it about our wedding?"
He looked away with an obligated expression. "Well, yes. You see, I've been seeing someone else."
"What?!" she gasped. There was dramatic music in the backround.
"Yes," he said. They heard the dramatic music again. "With my gay lover, Keshö!"
Kagome sweat dropped.
Inu Yasha sighed in irritation. "Can you believe that?"
Kagome's mama shook her head, "I never even saw that coming!"
Inu Yasha looked up at Kagome. "Oh, you're late." He replied flatly.
"What?! Late?!" she looked at him in disbelief. "I was at school, fool! Unlike you, who's sitting in my house watching daytime t.v. with my mom!"
Kagome's mama smiled at the fighting couple. "It's okay Kagome!"
Kagome looked at her, remembering that she was there. Then her mama waved a hand in her direction. "Inu Yasha watches this with me all the time! It's so nice spending time with him." Inu Yasha blushed a little but tried to look cool at the same time. Kagome couldn't believe that she was just now learning this.
"Is the show over?" she sighed and asked.
Her mama looked at her watch, "Yes, they always end it during the best part."
"Good." Kagome said. She grabbed the dog boy's hand and started to drag him up to her room.
Inu Yasha looked over his shoulder at her mother and called, "Hey, Mama! Can you record the next episode for me?"
Kagome almost tripped over her shoes. Her mom smiled brightly, he was like the son in law she still doesn't have ^_^! "Of course Inu Yasha, dear!"
Kagome growled and dragged him from the room. He gave her a funny look. "What's your deal?" he asked.
"Just what do you think you're doing in MY house while I'm at school? Huh?" she asked in her annoyed tone.
"Watching the people in the box in your livingroom." He replied. "This week's episode," he started talking like he was quoting from the soap opra t.v. guide. "Bütsu reflects over his fading love for Hiroko, and seeks motivation from his gay brother, Butai to tell her about his blossoming passion for Kenshö. After Bütsu tells her, she runs out the house, sobbing in emotional anguish, only to run into the arms of Rieki, her ex boyfriend's evil twin, the real Rieki is in a place called I-re-land, with amnesia-"
Kagome stared at him with her mouth hanging open.
"What?" he asked innocently.
She closed her mouth when she remembered the next thing to question him about. "And another thing! Why are you calling my mom, 'Mama'?"
Inu Yasha shrugged. "She told me to."
That was simple.
She sighed and went up the stairs. "You never cease to amaze me." She started up the stairs again by herself. The wielder of the steel cleaving fang and slayer of many demons, watches cheesy soap operas!
Kagome dropped her pack by her desk and pulled out her history workbook. As she was searching for her lemon design pencil case, she heard Inu Yasha come stomping up the stairs, which annoyed her. It wasn't his fault, he always stomped, but she knew what was on his mind an it ruffled her feathers. "Oi! What are you doing? We gotta go look for shikon shards!" she heard him growl from her doorway.
"Homework now, search later." She said like she didn't give a crap.
"Search now, homework later!" he said, inversing what she said. Then all of a sudden, her phone rang. "Ah kuso!" she hissed. She picked it up and put a hand over the speaking part. "Inu Yasha, let me do this one homework paper, and you can bother me all the way back to the well, okay?"
He eyed her suspiciously then looked out the window at the color of the sky. "Okay, but you'd better be done before the sun sets!" like he had a say.
Queen Elizabeth I had a smart way of ruling like that. She discussed what she was planning with parliament, asking what they thought of it. They thought that they had a say, when in real life, she didn't care less and she made her own decision anyway. That was how Kagome treated Inu Yasha sometimes, he might have saved her life a couple of times, and even though she hated to admit it, he was cute and she liked him. But sometimes, he needed help making the right choices, so if he did something wrong and wouldn't listen to reason, she would just 'sit' him into doing it anyway.
But Kagome wasn't studying Queen Elizabeth and Parliament, she was studying Japan History, and there were no Elizabeth's in Japan history. She looked at the question as she uncapped her purple gel pen: How was Oda Nobunaga significant to Japan History?
Kagome started writing: 'In the Sengoku Jidi Period of Japan, Oda Nobunaga was the great general who united Japan's feudal states.' Maybe she should add that he had a thing for princesses and hatred of toads.
Inu Yasha jumped up and down on her bed. Kagome turned to look at him. "Inu Yasha! The bed wasn't made for jumping on!"
He stopped after a few seconds and sat on it. He laid down on it, with his arms behind his head and his right leg over his left. Then he rolled onto his stomach. He put his face in her pillow and inhaled deeply. It smelled like flowery shampoo.
Kagome glanced at him. 'Why is he molesting my pillow?' she thought. Then turned around quickly, realizing she wasn't concentrating.
He reached under her pillow and found something he had never seen before. He pulled it out and sniffed it. It sort of smelled like artificial candy. He looked at the lable. "L-A-Y-T-E-X." he whispered to himself as he looked at the words above the picture of a chocolate covered strawberry. "Hey Kagome! What's this?" he asked.
Kagome paused a second in her phone conversation. "Inu Yasha, I'm busy!" she said.
He tossed the packet out the window and glared at the back of her head. One of these days.....
He jumped off of her bed. "Come on, Kagome, let's go!"
She snapped her pencil in half. She was just trying to do her freakn' history paper, while having a freakn' conversation with her freakn' friend, but that freakn' dogboy just wouldn't freakn' shut up! She said into the phone, "Well Chelsea, I'm just SIT-" WHAM! "-ing here. I'm SIT"-WHAM! "-ing with my annoying homework and my dog." There was a pause where Kagome's friend was talking and Inu Yasha was glaring at her from the floor.
"Okay, I won't be at school for a couple of days, I'll be SIT-" WHAM! "- ting at home with back pains, but if you could get my homework for me, that would be great. I don't want it to SIT-" WHAM! "-There and build up all week....Okay! Bye!" she hung up the phone and went back to her homework.
Inu Yasha looked over at the camera on her desk. It was tempting. He picked it up. "I wonder what would happen if you ever where blind again." He said in amusement.
Kagome didn't look away from her homework, "Inu Yasha, if you flash that camera in my face again, I will remove each and every appendage from your body starting with the shortest."
It took him a few seconds to figure that one out. He huffed and set it back down on the counter. "What were you talking to your friend about anyway?"
Lord, he was nosy and disruptive! Kagome turned to glare at him intensely, she was tired of all of his interruptions and she wasn't feeling good either, so she couldn't stop herself from saying, "She was talking to me about how her good-for-nothing, arrogant boyfriend was cheating on her with his psycho-ex!"
Inu Yasha looked taken aback. He didn't say anything else to provoke her. The firey glare changed temperatures to an icy stare. Then she started to put away her homework. "I'll be right back, I have to get some food for later."
But as she was starting for the door, Inu Yasha's anger flared. He probably would have spontaneously combusted if he hadn't of put in his final word, no matter how lame it was. "YEAH?! Well-(Pause of thought)-maybe your friend was cheating on him with a wolf!!"
Kagome stopped at her doorway and turned around infuriated. "She's the loyal one, baka! She wouldn't stoop to that level!!" she shouted and slammed the door.
Downstairs in the kitchen, Souta, Mama, and Buyo looked up at the ceiling, having heard the whole thing.
"They sure do fight a lot, huh?" Souta said, Buyo jumped into his lap.
"Oh, it's okay." Ms. Higurushi said with a big smile. "They're just having a little lover's tiff!"
They heard Kagome's loud stomping on the fragile flights of stairs.It almost sounded like she was rolling a body down them.
Grandpa walked into the kitchen looking mortified and sat at the table.
"What's wrong, Grandpa?" Ms. Higurushi asked.
Grandpa sighed and said, "I was welcoming a couple of new church members to the shrine, telling them about how respected and proper our church is. When this," he held up the chocolate strawberry packet. "fell out of the sky, and landed in the lady's hair."
Kagome came storming into the kitchen. She through open the pantry and started pulling boxes of Ramen and canned green tea out onto the counter. "Mama, did you buy the dog treats I asked for?"
"Yes, dear, they're in the second drawer on the left. Kagome pulled them out and set them next to the ramen.
"What are the dog biscuits for?" Grandpa asked.
"Well remember my old seeing eye dog Mike? Well, he had this girlfriend in the feudal era and she had puppies. And I like to bring them these." Then she said quickly. "PlusIgivethemtoInuYasha."
"What?!" Souta got up out of his chair. "You give Inu Yasha dog treats?!"
"Well he doesn't know! He thinks they're cookies and that they're good!" she said defensively.
"Nee-chan! You can't give him dog treats!" Souta said thinking about what she was doing to his hero.
"It's not like they're going to kill him! The only thing eating dog treats will do is-" she looked at the bag. "Give him clean teeth and a shiny coat." She giggled and gathered all of the food together. "Trust me Souta, what he doesn't know won't hurt him." She started for the door and said, "Plus, it makes everyone else laugh!" ~_^
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The reason for this chapter is plainly, LAUGHS! HAHHAHAHAAHA!! I think this chapter turned out pretty good! ^_^ What do you think? I got a feeling it's going to live up to the expectations of the first one, which if you haven't read it, I beseech you to do so. It is drop dead, hilarious! ^_^V
