I was thinking about what is going to be included into this story, and I
have decided, that this is probably one of the greatest story idea's I've
ever had!! *Sigh* Whenever I get ideas like this, it is jinxed into gaining
little or no reviews. I only get 300 of em' when I least expect it! What's
up with that?!?!
Chapter 2: Parody Puppies
Sango sat trying to paint her toe nails. The last time Kagome was there, she had brought her a bag of girlie things: Assorted Nail Polish, a luffa, a Hershey bar, Premenstrual items, a bag of cherry drops, and a wide tooth comb. The nail polish was called "Plum Kiss".
Sango asked her then why it was called this, and Kagome said, "It's a conspiracy to sell the same shade of make up and accessories with different names at different prices, but we buy them anyway." She had also said that plum was her color.
So Sango sat doing that. Then she heard a loud bark and ended up putting a plum kiss streak across the side of her toe. She sighed in frustration. Sango definitely wasn't a dog person. And now there were five of them running around the village barking and chasing each other.
When the puppies were born, Shippou took the liberty of naming the canines after each member of the team, which was a very bad idea, because when ever you referring to one of the dogs, the person with the corresponding name would turn around and ask, "What?"
Sango tried to rub the nail polish off only to get smudges all over that toe and her thumb.
"WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Shippou said. He was ridding on the back of the puppy named Kagome. And these weren't little puppies either. They were all golden retrievers.
Kagome was the second smallest dog, black with a green yet feminine collar around her neck. She was also the loudest barker and liked to get in fights with the bigger guy dogs. Right, she only looked sweet and innocent.
The dog Sango, was also black, with a small red bow on one of her ears. She was a little bit quieter then the other dogs-a little bit. She ran with them, played with them, and fought with them, but when she was by herself with one of the humans, she was quiet and peaceful.
Shippou was the smallest dog, and the most mischievous. He had the prettiest golden coat with a fast fag tail. He also was going through a stealing and hiding phase. Miroku, was the biggest dog, but not the meanest. He was black with a large spot on his right paw. He was actually one of the nicest most charming dogs in the bunch. But he always seemed to walk into the girl dogs' territory.
The last dog stood out like none of the others. His name was Inu-kun. A fluffy little albino puppy with an unpredictable personality. One minute they would be sitting there petting him, the next he turns around and bites the person's hand.
Well Shippou was ridding them when they all stopped and sniffed the air.
Shippou looked at the dogs confused then scratched the back of Puppy Kagome's neck. "What's wrong, Kagome?" he asked. Then they all bolted for the bone eaters well. It took Shippou by surprise and was thrown from the dog's back like a rider from a horse.
Inu Yasha was carrying Kagome's back pack toward the village and she was beside him. The dog's came running, and panting happily. Inu Yasha saw them and started to back up nervously, "No! Crap no!!" he said. They all sprang at the same time and knocked him onto his back.
Kagome laughed as they licked him all over his face.
Inu Yasha laughed after a few seconds, but pushed them off irritatedly. "Alright! Enough!!"
Kagome bent down to pet a couple of them. Inu-kun licked her face and Inu Yasha shot him a dirty look. "They sure do like you!" she smiled up at him.
"Yeah, they like you too apparently." He said still glaring at the albino pup. They started sniffing her backpack and she went over to it. "Yeah, I know what you all want." She pulled out the bag of dog treats. She tossed one to each dog and they all caught it in there mouth. Then she smiled at Inu Yasha, "Would you like one too?"
You could tell he was trying not to look excited. "Sure."
She held it up, "Can you catch it?" then she tossed it into the air over his head and he caught it in his mouth! ^^ He didn't even notice how much like a dog he looked then. He just knew he was in heaven the minute the bone shaped cookie touched his taste buds.
She tried not to laugh, god knows she did, but a giggle happened to escape from his mouth.
He glared at her. "Why do you always laugh like that when I eat these?!" he asked.
Kagome just put the bag away and smiled brightly at him. When he was stunned and a little off guard, she patted him on the head and said, "Good boy!"
He took a couple of steps back. "Stop treating me like one of them!" he pointed at the five dogs sitting, grinning, and panting.
Then Miroku and Sango came into the clearing smiling in a similar way. Shippou jumped up on his shoulder. All four people patted his head and said, "Good boy, Inu Yasha!"
"WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?!?" he pushed them all away. "I'm NOT a dog!!"
"Your not a hanyo dog demon?" Shippou asked.
"What are you? A neko?" Kagome asked.
"NO!! I'm half dog demon, and that's VERY different from a stinking mortal dog!!" he pointed at himself with his thumb. "Have you ever seen one of those mutts wield a sword like mine?! I don't think so!! I'm stronger, faster, smarter-" (AN: we're still debating that one.) "-plus I have opposable thumbs."
Everyone looked behind him. He turned to look too. The five dogs were sniffing his butt. Inu Yasha's eyebrow ticked.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!"
The dogs ran away yelping in fear.
"That's right, you stupid dogs! I'm the demon! RUN FROM ME!!" he shouted after them.
"Inu Yasha!" Kagome frowned at him. "Oswari!"
WHAM!!
She started to walk toward town carrying her backpack.
Miroku, Sango, and Shippou kneeled around him. Miroku said, "Well, one thing that makes you like a dog, is obeying to the sit command."
Inu Yasha growled and went got up to go look for a good sledge hammer.
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Hallo peoplez!! ^_^V Hope you had a good weekend, cause I did! I got the fourth and fifth seasons of IY!! And they waz good!! :-D
Chapter 2: Parody Puppies
Sango sat trying to paint her toe nails. The last time Kagome was there, she had brought her a bag of girlie things: Assorted Nail Polish, a luffa, a Hershey bar, Premenstrual items, a bag of cherry drops, and a wide tooth comb. The nail polish was called "Plum Kiss".
Sango asked her then why it was called this, and Kagome said, "It's a conspiracy to sell the same shade of make up and accessories with different names at different prices, but we buy them anyway." She had also said that plum was her color.
So Sango sat doing that. Then she heard a loud bark and ended up putting a plum kiss streak across the side of her toe. She sighed in frustration. Sango definitely wasn't a dog person. And now there were five of them running around the village barking and chasing each other.
When the puppies were born, Shippou took the liberty of naming the canines after each member of the team, which was a very bad idea, because when ever you referring to one of the dogs, the person with the corresponding name would turn around and ask, "What?"
Sango tried to rub the nail polish off only to get smudges all over that toe and her thumb.
"WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Shippou said. He was ridding on the back of the puppy named Kagome. And these weren't little puppies either. They were all golden retrievers.
Kagome was the second smallest dog, black with a green yet feminine collar around her neck. She was also the loudest barker and liked to get in fights with the bigger guy dogs. Right, she only looked sweet and innocent.
The dog Sango, was also black, with a small red bow on one of her ears. She was a little bit quieter then the other dogs-a little bit. She ran with them, played with them, and fought with them, but when she was by herself with one of the humans, she was quiet and peaceful.
Shippou was the smallest dog, and the most mischievous. He had the prettiest golden coat with a fast fag tail. He also was going through a stealing and hiding phase. Miroku, was the biggest dog, but not the meanest. He was black with a large spot on his right paw. He was actually one of the nicest most charming dogs in the bunch. But he always seemed to walk into the girl dogs' territory.
The last dog stood out like none of the others. His name was Inu-kun. A fluffy little albino puppy with an unpredictable personality. One minute they would be sitting there petting him, the next he turns around and bites the person's hand.
Well Shippou was ridding them when they all stopped and sniffed the air.
Shippou looked at the dogs confused then scratched the back of Puppy Kagome's neck. "What's wrong, Kagome?" he asked. Then they all bolted for the bone eaters well. It took Shippou by surprise and was thrown from the dog's back like a rider from a horse.
Inu Yasha was carrying Kagome's back pack toward the village and she was beside him. The dog's came running, and panting happily. Inu Yasha saw them and started to back up nervously, "No! Crap no!!" he said. They all sprang at the same time and knocked him onto his back.
Kagome laughed as they licked him all over his face.
Inu Yasha laughed after a few seconds, but pushed them off irritatedly. "Alright! Enough!!"
Kagome bent down to pet a couple of them. Inu-kun licked her face and Inu Yasha shot him a dirty look. "They sure do like you!" she smiled up at him.
"Yeah, they like you too apparently." He said still glaring at the albino pup. They started sniffing her backpack and she went over to it. "Yeah, I know what you all want." She pulled out the bag of dog treats. She tossed one to each dog and they all caught it in there mouth. Then she smiled at Inu Yasha, "Would you like one too?"
You could tell he was trying not to look excited. "Sure."
She held it up, "Can you catch it?" then she tossed it into the air over his head and he caught it in his mouth! ^^ He didn't even notice how much like a dog he looked then. He just knew he was in heaven the minute the bone shaped cookie touched his taste buds.
She tried not to laugh, god knows she did, but a giggle happened to escape from his mouth.
He glared at her. "Why do you always laugh like that when I eat these?!" he asked.
Kagome just put the bag away and smiled brightly at him. When he was stunned and a little off guard, she patted him on the head and said, "Good boy!"
He took a couple of steps back. "Stop treating me like one of them!" he pointed at the five dogs sitting, grinning, and panting.
Then Miroku and Sango came into the clearing smiling in a similar way. Shippou jumped up on his shoulder. All four people patted his head and said, "Good boy, Inu Yasha!"
"WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?!?" he pushed them all away. "I'm NOT a dog!!"
"Your not a hanyo dog demon?" Shippou asked.
"What are you? A neko?" Kagome asked.
"NO!! I'm half dog demon, and that's VERY different from a stinking mortal dog!!" he pointed at himself with his thumb. "Have you ever seen one of those mutts wield a sword like mine?! I don't think so!! I'm stronger, faster, smarter-" (AN: we're still debating that one.) "-plus I have opposable thumbs."
Everyone looked behind him. He turned to look too. The five dogs were sniffing his butt. Inu Yasha's eyebrow ticked.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!"
The dogs ran away yelping in fear.
"That's right, you stupid dogs! I'm the demon! RUN FROM ME!!" he shouted after them.
"Inu Yasha!" Kagome frowned at him. "Oswari!"
WHAM!!
She started to walk toward town carrying her backpack.
Miroku, Sango, and Shippou kneeled around him. Miroku said, "Well, one thing that makes you like a dog, is obeying to the sit command."
Inu Yasha growled and went got up to go look for a good sledge hammer.
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Hallo peoplez!! ^_^V Hope you had a good weekend, cause I did! I got the fourth and fifth seasons of IY!! And they waz good!! :-D
