Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister
Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, go sister.....
Hallo! It's a half day today, so I'm going to write, read and procrastinates! ^_^V
Skye-bluu-kitsune: Do not worry, never fear, Shio is a tricky dear! ^_~
Tinuviel: I sometimes answer my reviews, if there is time, and if I have something to say. ^_^ I'm also glad you liked my other stories. That little guest appearance thing was just for fun, but Ushi the horse will not be mention in this except in a writer's response to reader.
MysticalDreamer: I got the 4th and 5th season from this Chinese guy. He sells them for like, seventy dollars each, and they are SO FREAKN' GOOD!!!! I just want to tell someone about this one part where Inu Yasha is SO off character, he does something he would never do n real life in a million years!!! But no one wants to hear!!! TT
Minty fresh socks: (First chap rev.) ^_____^ That's a little mystery, isn't it?
SakuraAngel2001: I would LUV for you to make an add! I would give you a year supply of balloons!
Chapter 4: Dog Days
He went running through the forest as fast as he could. Apparently Kikyo's arrows could slice a tree in half. That was when Shio realized she was a miko, and he could see what would happen if he got hit by one of those evil arrowheads!
Imagining himself being purified put some speed in his sprint. He couldn't tell if she was following him anymore. He stopped in front of a tree and looked behind him. She was no where to be found. He sighed and leaned against the bark. He put a hand on the right side of his face and closed his eyes trying to calm down. What a psycho! It's not like he did anything wrong, all he asked was if she wanted to sleep with him! There was nothing wrong with that, right?
He took a long deep breath and opened his eyes to see her pointing an arrow right at him.
He made a surprised sound and pressed his back against the tree.
"What's the matter demon?" she asked. "Aren't you going to try and fight back?"
He then smiled with an idea. He winked and said, "I'm a lover, not a fighter, but sometimes, I can be both!" reached out, and pulled her over to kiss her. In her temporary confusion, he knocked her off of her feet and started to run again.
Inu Yasha walked out of Kaede's hut where Shippou immediately jumped onto his shoulder.
"Inu Yasha, you're not really going to make Kagome look for Shikon shards are you?" he asked.
"No, Shippou," Inu Yasha said sarcastically. "I'll have Sesshomaru do it."
Shippou frowned at him, "But she's sick!"
"Keh!" he said annoyed. "She's either faking it, or she can't stand dust. That old lady's hut is filled with it."
Kagome set her back pack onto her bike and smiled at Sango and Miroku. "Okay, I'm ready!"
They looked at her curiously.
"What?" she asked.
"Kagome, what happened to your sneezing?" Sango asked.
She shrugged. "I don't know, it just stopped after I came out of the Kaede's house."
Inu Yasha, the puppies and Shippou came over. "Alright, now that you're over your ten second flu," Inu boi said. "We can go back to looking for Naraku!"
Kagome coughed a little.
"Oh, here we go!" Inu Yasha said in a fed up tone.
"I can't help it!" she shouted at him. Her eyes were watering.
That only made Inu Yasha freak out, "Would you stop crying! There is no reason to-"
"I can't help that either, Baka!" she shouted at him, rubbing her eyes. "My whole face itches, my throat hurts, I feel like I'm going to-ah- AHAAHH-" she sneezed a loud squeaky sneeze.
"Squeaky sneeze!" Miroku and Sango both said at the same time.
"Are you going to be okay, Lady Kagome?" Miroku asked.
"She's only getting sick when I come over and tell her what to do, she's faking it!" Inu Yasha said.
"SIT!" Kagome shouted rubbing her eyes.
WHAM!!
Shio stopped and turned around. He had been chased into a corner of some cliffs. He saw Kikyo coming and he backed against the wall.
Two arrows flew and framed the sides of his head. He was so stunned he didn't move. Two more arrows flew and landed between his arms and waist. He saw another arrow coming and was able to regain enough composure to know where it was going. He stood on the tips of his toes and opened his legs. It landed right under the gear that defined him as a sex god.
He sighed in relief and looked down at the arrow. "That was WAY too close!" he said aloud. Then he heard the sound of another arrow coming at his head. He threw himself forward at the last minute, but ended up falling on the arrow anyway.
"Kuso!" he had to get up and run though, Kikyo was likely to chase him down till he ran out of energy. He was ready; thankfully, he did a lot of "exercising."
"Fine!" Inu Yasha said. He really didn't look sure about what he was doing. "Two days!"
"Six!" Kagome said.
"Two!" he growled.
"Six!"
"Three!"
"Five!"
"Fine!" he said pointing at her. "But no time longer then that! We can't just keep stopping every time someone sneezes!"
"Hai! Gomen!" she smiled weakly and sneezed.
Inu Yasha rolled his eyes.
Inu-kun came trotting over. He sat next to them wagging his tail.
Inu Yasha looked at him annoyed, "What do you want, Mutt?"
But Kagome was nicer, so she smiled and said in a congested voice, "Hello, Inu-kun! Chase any good cat's lately?"
'A few, but I was too fast for them.' Inu-kun said panting.
Kagome just smiled back not understanding the cute little puppy noises. Then Inu-kun crawled across her legs and curled up in her lap, his tail wagged happily.
Inu Yasha growled at him as Kagome started petting the albino puppy. "He's just a big cuddly puppy!" Kagome coughed a little and scratching the dog behind the ear. Then she said in a hoarse sweet voice, "Aren't you the sweetest little puppy?" ^_^
A couple of veins were popping on Inu Yasha's forehead and he was starting to shiver. But Inu-kun showed no signs of caring. He just grinned up at Inu Yasha. 'I told you she likes me the most.'
Inu Yasha got up quickly. "That stupid mutt!" he said and pointed at him. "He's just like Mike!"
Kagome just looked up at him and said, "Well that makes sense, he's Mike's son!"
Inu-kun licked her fingers and she giggled at how cute he was. "He sure is an affectionate dog." Then she closed her eyes and said in a comparing way, "Unlike some others." (AN: Ouch! ^^)
Then she coughed really hard and seriously. Inu-kun climbed out of her lap and looked at her in concern. The half demon Inu Yasha looked at her in concern too. It was obvious to him that she wasn't pretending to be sick.
"Are y-you okay?" he held out a hand to touch her arm but it didn't make it.
"I REALLY don't feel good." She said between coughs. She opened her backpack and pulled out an inhaler. She squirted a few puffs of cold air into her mouth and tried to calm down.
Inu Yasha looked at the breathing tool. "What's that?"
"This?" she held it up between two fingers. "It's an inhaler. I got a couple of them with me for just in case." She put it away again.
They had long since made camp, and since Kagome was sick, she couldn't cook. Not only did she need rest, but you can't have an infected person dishing your ramen.
"I'll cook, but you have to cook tomorrow night." Sango said.
Miroku nodded and said in a way too agreeing way, "Of course."
Shippou was shuffling some playing cards while the puppies sat with him in a circle. "Okay, you dogs! Who's in the mood for the card game of card games?" he held up the jack of hearts. "Go Fish!"
He started dealing them out.
'What are we supposed to do?' Sango puppy asked the Kagome puppy.
'I think we're supposed to get fish.' Puppy Miroku said.
'But these aren't fish! They're cards!' Puppy Kagome said.
'I LOVE fish!' puppy Shippou said.
'Shippou, you love all food!' Inu-kun said coming over.
'So do you!' puppy Shippou said.
"Do you wanna play too, Inu-kun?" Shippou asked. He started dealing cards out for the white puppy.
'I'm hungry now.' Puppy Shippou said.
'Let's go get some fish!' Puppy Kagome said, wagging her tail.
'I'm famished!' Puppy Miroku said getting up. All of the other puppies got also up and started to run for the lake.
"Hey!" Shippou said as cards flew everywhere.
Sango and Miroku got trambled by the stampedeing golden retriever/labs. "Where are they going?!" Sango shouted. They started to follow.
"Where are you going?" Kagome called to them.
Miroku turned around and shouted, "They might be sensing danger!"
Inu Yasha picked up Kagome and Shippou and started to jump after them. After a few hops he heard Kagome coughing. He stopped and set her down. "Go back to camp, Kagome! You're in no condition for battle!" before she could say another word, he went leaping off again.
She sighed and started to walk back. She wanted to go, but he had a point. It would probably be hard to run from demons if she couldn't even breathe properly. She was starting to feel better already!
Suddenly she heard a shuffle of leaves nearby. She turned around quickly to see a certain out of breath dog/fox demon come staggering toward her.
"Shio?!" she said.
He looked like he had just run lengthwise of Japan twice. "Kagome......." he said between gasps of breath. "Whore......running........psycho.........have......must.......eat.....rest. .....water.....sex.....need!" then he passed out right in front of her.
She put a hand to her mouth in panic, then she looked up when she heard another shuffle. She set a foot on Shio's back. She drew an arrow in her bow and pointed it at the kit.
Kikyo entered and saw them. "Alright, you can take care of him now. I'm leaving." And she did just that. After a moment, Kagome put the bow and arrow away and kneeled nest to the fainted demon. She strained to roll him on his back and make him sit up. She pulled out a canteen and poured water into his slightly open lips.
He coughed and wiped his mouth when he came to. "Whores." He said drowsily.
"What?!" Kagome gave him a funny look. Apparently he wasn't all the way conscious. He hugged her around the waist in his half awake state and smiled. "Nice, Pretty, women!" he said.
SMACK!!
He was awake! ^^
Kagome coughed as he looked around with a large red hand print on his face. "Where did that priestess go?" he asked.
"Kikyo? She already left, she thought I was going to kill you." Kagome said.
"Oh! Good." He said getting up.
She looked at him remembering what he said when he came in. "Did you call Kikyo a whore?"
"Yeah!" he folded his arms and glared at the forest. "The crazy psycho woman! First she wants sex, then she doesn't want sex, GAH! I tell you what, woman are truly an enigma."
Kagome's mind screamed and so did she. "WHAA?!?! You slept with Kikyo!?!?!"
"Yeah! And it sucked!" he said. "I'm actually glad she didn't ask for it this time.
"This time?!" Kagome couldn't believe what she was hearing. "Has she asked before?!"
"Well actually, I paid her, she just agreed." He said. Then he shivered. "I didn't know women like that existed, I hope I don't meet any more Ice Queens like her."
"Shio don't you know who that was?!" Kagome was freaking out at him.
"Uh, I think you said her name was Kikyo. She didn't ask for my name so I didn't give mine." He said calmly.
"Yeah!!" she said like it was obvious to who she was. "She's a priestess and she's Inu Yasha's girlfriend!!" she cried.
"WHA?!" he looked at her stunned.
"Does HE know what you did?!" she shouted.
"I-I-I d-don't th-think so!" he said looking scared and freaked out. "Oh crap! I hope he doesn't, he will rip me apart!"
"I won't tell him, if you want." She said. Although she wanted more then anything to throw this in dogboy's face. "You're his best friend so, yeah...."
"I can't believe that SHE's his woman!" Shio said still bewildered. "What does he see in her?! She's so creepy, and cold, and shady!" then he looked at Kagome and smiled. "Oh! That's why!"
She frowned at him. He was probably making some false assumption. "What's why?"
He pointed at her and said, "He only likes that bitch because she looks like you!"
Kagome was taken aback. Since she didn't say anything else after that he cracked his shoulder bones and neck then sniffed the air. "Hey! That smells like a camp fire, is it yours?"
She nodded.
"Alright! Let's go!" he started walking toward her camp, acting like there wasn't a crisis.
She started to walk next to him sniffling from the sickness.
"You got a cold there?" he asked.
"Yeah, do you think you can heal me?" she asked. He had this power to heal things by touching them and saying an incantation.
"Well, I can't do it the quick way." He said. "That only works for certain pains and disorders."
Kagome sniffed. "Oh."
"But don't worry, I have other methods, I'll just check you out at camp." He said.
She nodded. "Gomen."
"Anything for my best friends-" he paused then said. "Wait, wait, wait! How can that Kikyo bitch be his woman if you're his woman?"
Kagome frowned and a vein popped on her forehead.
He backed off a little. "Oh!" he didn't dare say anything else. It was bad enough being chased by a psycho priestess, but a sick, jealous, reincarnation of one?! HAH! Forget it!
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Well, that was fun! ^_^ Aka Shio-kun!
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da.......
Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, go sister.....
Hallo! It's a half day today, so I'm going to write, read and procrastinates! ^_^V
Skye-bluu-kitsune: Do not worry, never fear, Shio is a tricky dear! ^_~
Tinuviel: I sometimes answer my reviews, if there is time, and if I have something to say. ^_^ I'm also glad you liked my other stories. That little guest appearance thing was just for fun, but Ushi the horse will not be mention in this except in a writer's response to reader.
MysticalDreamer: I got the 4th and 5th season from this Chinese guy. He sells them for like, seventy dollars each, and they are SO FREAKN' GOOD!!!! I just want to tell someone about this one part where Inu Yasha is SO off character, he does something he would never do n real life in a million years!!! But no one wants to hear!!! TT
Minty fresh socks: (First chap rev.) ^_____^ That's a little mystery, isn't it?
SakuraAngel2001: I would LUV for you to make an add! I would give you a year supply of balloons!
Chapter 4: Dog Days
He went running through the forest as fast as he could. Apparently Kikyo's arrows could slice a tree in half. That was when Shio realized she was a miko, and he could see what would happen if he got hit by one of those evil arrowheads!
Imagining himself being purified put some speed in his sprint. He couldn't tell if she was following him anymore. He stopped in front of a tree and looked behind him. She was no where to be found. He sighed and leaned against the bark. He put a hand on the right side of his face and closed his eyes trying to calm down. What a psycho! It's not like he did anything wrong, all he asked was if she wanted to sleep with him! There was nothing wrong with that, right?
He took a long deep breath and opened his eyes to see her pointing an arrow right at him.
He made a surprised sound and pressed his back against the tree.
"What's the matter demon?" she asked. "Aren't you going to try and fight back?"
He then smiled with an idea. He winked and said, "I'm a lover, not a fighter, but sometimes, I can be both!" reached out, and pulled her over to kiss her. In her temporary confusion, he knocked her off of her feet and started to run again.
Inu Yasha walked out of Kaede's hut where Shippou immediately jumped onto his shoulder.
"Inu Yasha, you're not really going to make Kagome look for Shikon shards are you?" he asked.
"No, Shippou," Inu Yasha said sarcastically. "I'll have Sesshomaru do it."
Shippou frowned at him, "But she's sick!"
"Keh!" he said annoyed. "She's either faking it, or she can't stand dust. That old lady's hut is filled with it."
Kagome set her back pack onto her bike and smiled at Sango and Miroku. "Okay, I'm ready!"
They looked at her curiously.
"What?" she asked.
"Kagome, what happened to your sneezing?" Sango asked.
She shrugged. "I don't know, it just stopped after I came out of the Kaede's house."
Inu Yasha, the puppies and Shippou came over. "Alright, now that you're over your ten second flu," Inu boi said. "We can go back to looking for Naraku!"
Kagome coughed a little.
"Oh, here we go!" Inu Yasha said in a fed up tone.
"I can't help it!" she shouted at him. Her eyes were watering.
That only made Inu Yasha freak out, "Would you stop crying! There is no reason to-"
"I can't help that either, Baka!" she shouted at him, rubbing her eyes. "My whole face itches, my throat hurts, I feel like I'm going to-ah- AHAAHH-" she sneezed a loud squeaky sneeze.
"Squeaky sneeze!" Miroku and Sango both said at the same time.
"Are you going to be okay, Lady Kagome?" Miroku asked.
"She's only getting sick when I come over and tell her what to do, she's faking it!" Inu Yasha said.
"SIT!" Kagome shouted rubbing her eyes.
WHAM!!
Shio stopped and turned around. He had been chased into a corner of some cliffs. He saw Kikyo coming and he backed against the wall.
Two arrows flew and framed the sides of his head. He was so stunned he didn't move. Two more arrows flew and landed between his arms and waist. He saw another arrow coming and was able to regain enough composure to know where it was going. He stood on the tips of his toes and opened his legs. It landed right under the gear that defined him as a sex god.
He sighed in relief and looked down at the arrow. "That was WAY too close!" he said aloud. Then he heard the sound of another arrow coming at his head. He threw himself forward at the last minute, but ended up falling on the arrow anyway.
"Kuso!" he had to get up and run though, Kikyo was likely to chase him down till he ran out of energy. He was ready; thankfully, he did a lot of "exercising."
"Fine!" Inu Yasha said. He really didn't look sure about what he was doing. "Two days!"
"Six!" Kagome said.
"Two!" he growled.
"Six!"
"Three!"
"Five!"
"Fine!" he said pointing at her. "But no time longer then that! We can't just keep stopping every time someone sneezes!"
"Hai! Gomen!" she smiled weakly and sneezed.
Inu Yasha rolled his eyes.
Inu-kun came trotting over. He sat next to them wagging his tail.
Inu Yasha looked at him annoyed, "What do you want, Mutt?"
But Kagome was nicer, so she smiled and said in a congested voice, "Hello, Inu-kun! Chase any good cat's lately?"
'A few, but I was too fast for them.' Inu-kun said panting.
Kagome just smiled back not understanding the cute little puppy noises. Then Inu-kun crawled across her legs and curled up in her lap, his tail wagged happily.
Inu Yasha growled at him as Kagome started petting the albino puppy. "He's just a big cuddly puppy!" Kagome coughed a little and scratching the dog behind the ear. Then she said in a hoarse sweet voice, "Aren't you the sweetest little puppy?" ^_^
A couple of veins were popping on Inu Yasha's forehead and he was starting to shiver. But Inu-kun showed no signs of caring. He just grinned up at Inu Yasha. 'I told you she likes me the most.'
Inu Yasha got up quickly. "That stupid mutt!" he said and pointed at him. "He's just like Mike!"
Kagome just looked up at him and said, "Well that makes sense, he's Mike's son!"
Inu-kun licked her fingers and she giggled at how cute he was. "He sure is an affectionate dog." Then she closed her eyes and said in a comparing way, "Unlike some others." (AN: Ouch! ^^)
Then she coughed really hard and seriously. Inu-kun climbed out of her lap and looked at her in concern. The half demon Inu Yasha looked at her in concern too. It was obvious to him that she wasn't pretending to be sick.
"Are y-you okay?" he held out a hand to touch her arm but it didn't make it.
"I REALLY don't feel good." She said between coughs. She opened her backpack and pulled out an inhaler. She squirted a few puffs of cold air into her mouth and tried to calm down.
Inu Yasha looked at the breathing tool. "What's that?"
"This?" she held it up between two fingers. "It's an inhaler. I got a couple of them with me for just in case." She put it away again.
They had long since made camp, and since Kagome was sick, she couldn't cook. Not only did she need rest, but you can't have an infected person dishing your ramen.
"I'll cook, but you have to cook tomorrow night." Sango said.
Miroku nodded and said in a way too agreeing way, "Of course."
Shippou was shuffling some playing cards while the puppies sat with him in a circle. "Okay, you dogs! Who's in the mood for the card game of card games?" he held up the jack of hearts. "Go Fish!"
He started dealing them out.
'What are we supposed to do?' Sango puppy asked the Kagome puppy.
'I think we're supposed to get fish.' Puppy Miroku said.
'But these aren't fish! They're cards!' Puppy Kagome said.
'I LOVE fish!' puppy Shippou said.
'Shippou, you love all food!' Inu-kun said coming over.
'So do you!' puppy Shippou said.
"Do you wanna play too, Inu-kun?" Shippou asked. He started dealing cards out for the white puppy.
'I'm hungry now.' Puppy Shippou said.
'Let's go get some fish!' Puppy Kagome said, wagging her tail.
'I'm famished!' Puppy Miroku said getting up. All of the other puppies got also up and started to run for the lake.
"Hey!" Shippou said as cards flew everywhere.
Sango and Miroku got trambled by the stampedeing golden retriever/labs. "Where are they going?!" Sango shouted. They started to follow.
"Where are you going?" Kagome called to them.
Miroku turned around and shouted, "They might be sensing danger!"
Inu Yasha picked up Kagome and Shippou and started to jump after them. After a few hops he heard Kagome coughing. He stopped and set her down. "Go back to camp, Kagome! You're in no condition for battle!" before she could say another word, he went leaping off again.
She sighed and started to walk back. She wanted to go, but he had a point. It would probably be hard to run from demons if she couldn't even breathe properly. She was starting to feel better already!
Suddenly she heard a shuffle of leaves nearby. She turned around quickly to see a certain out of breath dog/fox demon come staggering toward her.
"Shio?!" she said.
He looked like he had just run lengthwise of Japan twice. "Kagome......." he said between gasps of breath. "Whore......running........psycho.........have......must.......eat.....rest. .....water.....sex.....need!" then he passed out right in front of her.
She put a hand to her mouth in panic, then she looked up when she heard another shuffle. She set a foot on Shio's back. She drew an arrow in her bow and pointed it at the kit.
Kikyo entered and saw them. "Alright, you can take care of him now. I'm leaving." And she did just that. After a moment, Kagome put the bow and arrow away and kneeled nest to the fainted demon. She strained to roll him on his back and make him sit up. She pulled out a canteen and poured water into his slightly open lips.
He coughed and wiped his mouth when he came to. "Whores." He said drowsily.
"What?!" Kagome gave him a funny look. Apparently he wasn't all the way conscious. He hugged her around the waist in his half awake state and smiled. "Nice, Pretty, women!" he said.
SMACK!!
He was awake! ^^
Kagome coughed as he looked around with a large red hand print on his face. "Where did that priestess go?" he asked.
"Kikyo? She already left, she thought I was going to kill you." Kagome said.
"Oh! Good." He said getting up.
She looked at him remembering what he said when he came in. "Did you call Kikyo a whore?"
"Yeah!" he folded his arms and glared at the forest. "The crazy psycho woman! First she wants sex, then she doesn't want sex, GAH! I tell you what, woman are truly an enigma."
Kagome's mind screamed and so did she. "WHAA?!?! You slept with Kikyo!?!?!"
"Yeah! And it sucked!" he said. "I'm actually glad she didn't ask for it this time.
"This time?!" Kagome couldn't believe what she was hearing. "Has she asked before?!"
"Well actually, I paid her, she just agreed." He said. Then he shivered. "I didn't know women like that existed, I hope I don't meet any more Ice Queens like her."
"Shio don't you know who that was?!" Kagome was freaking out at him.
"Uh, I think you said her name was Kikyo. She didn't ask for my name so I didn't give mine." He said calmly.
"Yeah!!" she said like it was obvious to who she was. "She's a priestess and she's Inu Yasha's girlfriend!!" she cried.
"WHA?!" he looked at her stunned.
"Does HE know what you did?!" she shouted.
"I-I-I d-don't th-think so!" he said looking scared and freaked out. "Oh crap! I hope he doesn't, he will rip me apart!"
"I won't tell him, if you want." She said. Although she wanted more then anything to throw this in dogboy's face. "You're his best friend so, yeah...."
"I can't believe that SHE's his woman!" Shio said still bewildered. "What does he see in her?! She's so creepy, and cold, and shady!" then he looked at Kagome and smiled. "Oh! That's why!"
She frowned at him. He was probably making some false assumption. "What's why?"
He pointed at her and said, "He only likes that bitch because she looks like you!"
Kagome was taken aback. Since she didn't say anything else after that he cracked his shoulder bones and neck then sniffed the air. "Hey! That smells like a camp fire, is it yours?"
She nodded.
"Alright! Let's go!" he started walking toward her camp, acting like there wasn't a crisis.
She started to walk next to him sniffling from the sickness.
"You got a cold there?" he asked.
"Yeah, do you think you can heal me?" she asked. He had this power to heal things by touching them and saying an incantation.
"Well, I can't do it the quick way." He said. "That only works for certain pains and disorders."
Kagome sniffed. "Oh."
"But don't worry, I have other methods, I'll just check you out at camp." He said.
She nodded. "Gomen."
"Anything for my best friends-" he paused then said. "Wait, wait, wait! How can that Kikyo bitch be his woman if you're his woman?"
Kagome frowned and a vein popped on her forehead.
He backed off a little. "Oh!" he didn't dare say anything else. It was bad enough being chased by a psycho priestess, but a sick, jealous, reincarnation of one?! HAH! Forget it!
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Well, that was fun! ^_^ Aka Shio-kun!
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da.......
