You all know how I'm making a websight, right? Well, I am. And when it's done, I'll have pictures of characters I've created. Thursday night, I drew this kick-ass picture of Inu Onna, and showed it to my mum. She said the feet looked funny, and I was sad! TT

I worked hard on it and she notices the first flaw she sees! WHY ME?!?!

Did I ever say that Shio was a hanyo? I didn't mean to if I did. He's full demon, but he's a mixed breed. ^_^ That's how he and Inu Yasha became friends!
Chapter 5: The Fox and the Hound
The puppies dog paddled around the lake barking and chasing fish. Shippou splashed around with them. While she was there, Sango decided to get some fish for later. Inu Yasha stood there not looking dipsy-doodle. Miroku smiled nervously.

Then the dog boy said, "Well we followed the dogs, Miroku! Where's the danger, huh?!"

"Well there might have been." Miroku said. "It's always good to check."

"I couldn't give a rat's ass!" Inu Yasha said. He started to stomp away, "Since you're so responsible and leaderly, you can stay with the mutts and bring them back to camp."
Kagome sat down by the little camp fire, the sun had long past set since they had set off. Shio stood by her and said, "I'll be right, back."

"Where are you going?" she asked.

He gave her an amused look that was incredibly sexy, "Ask yourself if you want to know the answer to that."

She sweat dropped.

He chuckled and said, "Yeah, when I come back, I'll give you your inspection." He winked and walked off.

Kagome watched him leave. Was he still acting perverted toward her? She thought that Inu Yasha had set him straight last time, but apparently not. In that moment, she realized that she was feeling better! She had sneezed since she got back to camp. It was the weirdest cold she had ever had.

No, wait! It was coming back! She felt it coming! "Ah-TIEU!!"

"Squeaky sneeze." She heard a voice behind her. Inu Yasha came back with Shippou on his head.

"Hi, Kagome!" the cute little fox boy shouted and jumped into her arms. She smiled at him at ruffled his hair.

Then she looked up at and said, "Inu Yasha, I have something to tell you-"

"The ramen's done, right?" he asked and started dishing out the noodles since no one else was there to do it.

"Actually, it's-"

"Don't tell me you want to go back to your time, because we had a deal!" he said handing her a bowl of soup.

"No! It's not that! It's-"

"Kagoooommmeeeeeeeeee!!" sang Shio's voice from the woods.

Inu Yasha's ears twitched and he looked in that direction.

It was obvious Shio wasn't expecting Inu Yasha to be there, because before he entered he also sang, "Ready for your "physical" examination?"

Nani?!" Inu Yasha said. He was crouching on his feet, but fell onto his butt when he heard that. He made a low growl and gave Kagome a suspicious look.

Kagome just smiled back nervously. ^^;;;

Shio came strutting into the clearing and froze when he saw Inu Yasha. He smiled and waved as if to give the impression that what happened would be funny. "Hey, dude!" he said.

"Hi, Shio." Inu Yasha said in a strangely monotone voice. A strange, yet creepy monotone voice. "I see you have been reacquainting yourself with Kagome." He said with a vague lethal bite in his voice.

"You know me!" Shio said and laughed a little. "Always screwing around!"

(AN: A sort of wrong choice of words.)

Inu Yasha narrowed his eyes at him as if daring him to say something else wrong.

Shio: ^_^;;;;

Shippou: ^_^ (He doesn't get it one way or the other.)

Kagome: VvV;;;;

Inu Yasha: -_-

Then the puppies came trotting over, each with a fish in their jaws. Sango and Miroku came over with some extra fish tied in a bundle. They noticed Shio.

"Salutations, Shio!" Miroku greeted him by shaking his hand.

"Sup', Priestman!" Shio said, having a way out of the awkward moment.

Then he looked at Sango and smiled a cat-like grin. She looked afraid. 'Oh, no!' she thought. 'Not him again!'

He walked up with a smile and said, "What's cookn', Babe?"

She glared and said, "I'm fine. Today was a good day." She held up her boomerang bone over her head. "I polished my boomerang today."

He walked back over to the fire, not saying anything else.

Inu Yasha was still giving Shio and Kagome and funny look. Kagome found it annoying, "Inu Yasha, stop being jealous." She said.

"What?! Jealous?!" he said taken aback. "I ain't jealous!"

"Please! 'Kagome is my little chew toy' is written all over your face!" Shio jumped into the conversation.

Inu Yasha blushed and glared at Shio. "It's not like that!!"

"Sure, uh-huh." Miroku said nodding.

"Whatever you say, Inu Yasha." Shippou said scratching the Kagome puppy's back.

Shio's eyes glistened and he asked his best friend, "Tell me, do you like ramen?"

"Yeah." Inu Yasha said still glaring.

"Do you like chocolate?"

"Yeah."

"Do you like lemonade?"

"Yeah."

"Are you hungry now?"

"Yeah."

"Are you straight!?"

"Hell yeah!!"

"ARE YOU STRONG?!"

"Hell yes!!"

"DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF THAT?!!" He asked pointing at Kagome.

"HELL-YES!!"

(AN: WOOOHOOO!! ^_~)

Everyone screamed, EVERYONE!!

"OH MY GOOOOODDDDD!!!" Kagome shouted.

"HE SAID IT! HE SAID IT!" Sango shouted.

"Yeah! Now that's what I'm talking about!" Shio shouted in triumph. This manipulation was his best sub for coitus.

Inu Yasha was trying to defend his rep, "NO I DIDN'T!! HE MADE ME!!!"

"Face it Inu Yasha!" You know it's true!" Sango said.

Kagome sat there with her red cheeks in her hands staring at the grass.

Then Shio made it worse and started singing, "I wanna, lick-lick-lick- lick you from your head to your toe, then I wanna, BOOM! From the bed, down to the-down to the-to the flo' and I wanna-AH-AH! You make it so good I don't wanna leave but I gotta-kn-kn-kn-know wha-what's your fan-tasy!"

Kagome sat there trying to ignore him, responding to his torchure would only give Shio what he wanted. Unfortunately, Inu Yasha was not well trained in the art of psychology.

"Shio, I'm this close to ripping your tonsils out the old fashion way and feeding them to the-"

Shio kept singing, "-Back seat, windows up, that's the way I like it- UH! Rough sex, make it hurt! Rip the pants and rip the shirt! Roll around, toward the ground-"

"SHIO!!!" Inu Yasha swung at him with the log he was sitting on.

He chased him off into the woods waving the log like it was tetsusaiga.

And the fox hunt begins!

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Look out! I've got a wide knowledge of jokes and sex symbols! ^_^ I know, I'm being a little 'weird' right now, I'll just stop writing before someone gets hurt. But hey! Send me your comments and questions, I'm loven' it! ^_^