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Shio: I think I can take care of myself, MOM!!
That's right! I am your mom!! And I won't let that Takahashi get credit for you!!!
Shio: Looks at reader women: Hey! Who wants some of this? *Starts to do some slow male belly dancing.*
Damn you kitsune! T_T Because of YOU I had to bring this to PG13!! Do you know how long it's been since I wrote something lower then PG13?!?!?!?!
You know what? Every story here is great and I'm sure a lot of stories are misunderstood to be bad, when they could be an equivalent to something J.K. Rowling would do. I don't know what it is about Sessy love fics. I'm sure that I would simply adore Sess/Kag or Sess/Rin fics if it weren't for the substantial age difference in the real series. Yes, I know a lot of the fics have the couple at the same age, but when I start reading them, I start thinking about the wrongness. Sorry.
Chapter 6: Labrador Test
(AN: As in "Lab test." All chapter names will have something to do with dogs.)
After a long night of embarrassment, anger, and fox hunting, the sun was able to rise the next morning at the same time. Another feudal day had come.
Shio came and sat in front of Kagome. He grabbed her wrist and pressed on the spot for a pulse, then he turned her wrist over and looked at her watch. Everyone sat on either side of them. Since Shio knew he had an audience, and the fact that he didn't want to look nerdy, he decided to make her uncomfortable. "So, what kind of problems have you been experiencing lately?" He asked. Then smiled mischievously, "Do you have the need for hot-"
Inu Yasha, who was sitting nearby with his back to them cleared his voice warningly.
Shio smiled in his direction then shrugged at Kagome, "I don't know WHAT he's upset about."
"I'm not upset."
"Sure." Shippou said, leaning against the hanyo. "And Naraku takes interpretive dance classes."
Inu Yasha hit him over the head.
Kagome blew her nose and looked up at him unhappily. "Sit!"
WHAM!
Then she looked at Shio and said, "Symptoms? Well, I cough sometimes," then as if on cue, she coughed hoarsely. Shio waited for her to stop and she went on, "My eyes are watery, I can barely breath through my nose, sometimes it's even hard to breath at all!" she said like she couldn't take it and coughed hard. She pulled out her inhaler.
Inu Yasha, who was facing away from everyone, looked down at the ground worriedly.
Shio put a hand on her forehead and stared at her in deep concentration and thought. "Hmmmm." He said, looking at her in deep thought. "No fever," then he removed his hand and said, "Stick out your tongue."
She did and to her surprise he grabbed her tongue and pulled it down a little. She looked at him bewildered. He looked into her mouth. "My, my." He said.
"Wha?" she said with her tongue still out.
"Good teeth, large mouth, smooth tongue," he winked at her. "Perfect for first base."
BOP!!
Shio sat there smiling with a large lump on his head. VvV "You know Inu Yasha, you shouldn't take everything I say to meaning."
"You're the one who 'screws around!'" Inu Yasha growled and sat with his back to them again and his arms folded.
"Have you been around anyone else who's sick?" he asked.
WACK!!
It wasn't Shio this time. They all turned there heads to see Sango with her hand raised and Miroku with a large hand print on his face. Sango pointed at the priest, "Does THIS count?!"
The InuKitsune asked a few more questions then said, "I think it's an allergy of some kind."
"An allergy?" Kagome asked.
(AN: Of course, Shio is WAY ahead of his time here. Allergies weren't a classified matter until the 1900s.)
"Yes, ma'am." He said looking proud of himself for figuring it out.
"So all we have to do is figure out what she's allergic to?" Sango asked.
(AN: Just go with it. They're feudal geniuses. ^^)
Kagome reached into her bag and pulled out a laptop. (AN: Those shrine keepers make a lot of Japanese Bread! $$$$) She started typing and everyone came to look over her shoulder.
"What's this flat metal thing?" Miroku asked tapping the frame.
"It's a laptop. They make them in my time to store knowledge and soon they will take over the earth in an insane robotic warfare and enslave the human race!!" (AN: I had just finished a bag of Ranch Doritos when I wrote this.)
Everyone blinked a couple of times and she said. "Nevermind!"
Then she pulled up a WorldBook window and an article on allergies. She turned to look at them. "Well? What are you standing there for? I'll read this, you go look for something I might be allergic to!"
Everyone went running off. Shio jumped into the tree above where she was. She went back to the screen and read, ".......A substance that causes an allergy is called an allergen. Some of the most common allergins are dust; dust mites; insects; certain flowers, grasses, or roots; types of food, a household pet......"
Sango came running over with a bouquet of roses. "How about this?"
Kagome sniffed them and said, "No, but they're beautiful! You can give them to someone special!" she winked at Sango.
Sango looked confused then felt someone tap her shoulder. She turned around to see Miroku smiling at her. She tossed the roses in the air and walked off. "Perv!"
'......The body reacts to some allergin, in which the body has previously been exposed....."
Inu Yasha and Shippou came back. Inu Yasha had a fish, and Shippou had a rock. Kagome sweat dropped and said. "I-don't think I'm allergic to any of those."
'......Strong emotions can affect the reaction of an allergic target......'
They nodded and started to leave. Inu Yasha's hair swished and Kagome sneezed. "Squeaky sneeze!" she heard Shippou say.
'......Such emotions are anger, fear, resentment, worry, and lack of self confidence......."
Shio watched them leave and thought silently.
Miroku came over with a hand full of dust. It didn't seem to bother her. There were additional trips and Shio started to see a pattern.
'-There is no complete cure for an allergy.-'
When everyone came back, completely out of ideas, Inu Yasha stood next to Kagome and looked up at Shio who was right above. "Hey! Shio, I didn't see you looking!"
Kagome coughed.
Shio's eyes widened and he tilted his head to the side. Was it true? Could it really have happened?
"Helloooo! Did you hear me?!" Inu Yasha said.
Kagome coughed harder and hugged Shippou in pain.
"Inu Yasha!" Shio jumped out of the tree and lead him and everyone else away from Kagome.
"What's the big idea, Shio?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Watch this everyone." Shio said. He turned around and looked over at Kagome, who was sitting thirty feet away all by herself.
"Kagome! You weren't allergic to any of the things they brought, were you?" he called.
"No!" she called back.
"How are you feeling right now?"
"I'm okay, actually!"
Shio turned back to them, shook his head and laugh quietly. "Oh, this is priceless!"
"What?" Shippou asked.
Shio walked behind Inu Yasha. "Okay, now watch!" he told everyone else. He started to push Inu Yasha over toward her. When they were close enough, Kagome's eyes started to water, "AHHAA-TIEU!!"
"Squeaky sneeze!" Shippou said.
Miroku and Sango were starting to get it. They looked over with disbelief and sympathy.
"What?!" Inu Yasha asked, still clueless. "Is she allergic to something or not?!"
"Oh, she's allergic to something alright." Sango said.
"What's she allergic to?" he asked. (How sad.)
Shio pointed at Inu Yasha's nose. "Dude, she's allergic to you!"
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I have a question: What is a "pokey"?
?_?
Shio: I think I can take care of myself, MOM!!
That's right! I am your mom!! And I won't let that Takahashi get credit for you!!!
Shio: Looks at reader women: Hey! Who wants some of this? *Starts to do some slow male belly dancing.*
Damn you kitsune! T_T Because of YOU I had to bring this to PG13!! Do you know how long it's been since I wrote something lower then PG13?!?!?!?!
You know what? Every story here is great and I'm sure a lot of stories are misunderstood to be bad, when they could be an equivalent to something J.K. Rowling would do. I don't know what it is about Sessy love fics. I'm sure that I would simply adore Sess/Kag or Sess/Rin fics if it weren't for the substantial age difference in the real series. Yes, I know a lot of the fics have the couple at the same age, but when I start reading them, I start thinking about the wrongness. Sorry.
Chapter 6: Labrador Test
(AN: As in "Lab test." All chapter names will have something to do with dogs.)
After a long night of embarrassment, anger, and fox hunting, the sun was able to rise the next morning at the same time. Another feudal day had come.
Shio came and sat in front of Kagome. He grabbed her wrist and pressed on the spot for a pulse, then he turned her wrist over and looked at her watch. Everyone sat on either side of them. Since Shio knew he had an audience, and the fact that he didn't want to look nerdy, he decided to make her uncomfortable. "So, what kind of problems have you been experiencing lately?" He asked. Then smiled mischievously, "Do you have the need for hot-"
Inu Yasha, who was sitting nearby with his back to them cleared his voice warningly.
Shio smiled in his direction then shrugged at Kagome, "I don't know WHAT he's upset about."
"I'm not upset."
"Sure." Shippou said, leaning against the hanyo. "And Naraku takes interpretive dance classes."
Inu Yasha hit him over the head.
Kagome blew her nose and looked up at him unhappily. "Sit!"
WHAM!
Then she looked at Shio and said, "Symptoms? Well, I cough sometimes," then as if on cue, she coughed hoarsely. Shio waited for her to stop and she went on, "My eyes are watery, I can barely breath through my nose, sometimes it's even hard to breath at all!" she said like she couldn't take it and coughed hard. She pulled out her inhaler.
Inu Yasha, who was facing away from everyone, looked down at the ground worriedly.
Shio put a hand on her forehead and stared at her in deep concentration and thought. "Hmmmm." He said, looking at her in deep thought. "No fever," then he removed his hand and said, "Stick out your tongue."
She did and to her surprise he grabbed her tongue and pulled it down a little. She looked at him bewildered. He looked into her mouth. "My, my." He said.
"Wha?" she said with her tongue still out.
"Good teeth, large mouth, smooth tongue," he winked at her. "Perfect for first base."
BOP!!
Shio sat there smiling with a large lump on his head. VvV "You know Inu Yasha, you shouldn't take everything I say to meaning."
"You're the one who 'screws around!'" Inu Yasha growled and sat with his back to them again and his arms folded.
"Have you been around anyone else who's sick?" he asked.
WACK!!
It wasn't Shio this time. They all turned there heads to see Sango with her hand raised and Miroku with a large hand print on his face. Sango pointed at the priest, "Does THIS count?!"
The InuKitsune asked a few more questions then said, "I think it's an allergy of some kind."
"An allergy?" Kagome asked.
(AN: Of course, Shio is WAY ahead of his time here. Allergies weren't a classified matter until the 1900s.)
"Yes, ma'am." He said looking proud of himself for figuring it out.
"So all we have to do is figure out what she's allergic to?" Sango asked.
(AN: Just go with it. They're feudal geniuses. ^^)
Kagome reached into her bag and pulled out a laptop. (AN: Those shrine keepers make a lot of Japanese Bread! $$$$) She started typing and everyone came to look over her shoulder.
"What's this flat metal thing?" Miroku asked tapping the frame.
"It's a laptop. They make them in my time to store knowledge and soon they will take over the earth in an insane robotic warfare and enslave the human race!!" (AN: I had just finished a bag of Ranch Doritos when I wrote this.)
Everyone blinked a couple of times and she said. "Nevermind!"
Then she pulled up a WorldBook window and an article on allergies. She turned to look at them. "Well? What are you standing there for? I'll read this, you go look for something I might be allergic to!"
Everyone went running off. Shio jumped into the tree above where she was. She went back to the screen and read, ".......A substance that causes an allergy is called an allergen. Some of the most common allergins are dust; dust mites; insects; certain flowers, grasses, or roots; types of food, a household pet......"
Sango came running over with a bouquet of roses. "How about this?"
Kagome sniffed them and said, "No, but they're beautiful! You can give them to someone special!" she winked at Sango.
Sango looked confused then felt someone tap her shoulder. She turned around to see Miroku smiling at her. She tossed the roses in the air and walked off. "Perv!"
'......The body reacts to some allergin, in which the body has previously been exposed....."
Inu Yasha and Shippou came back. Inu Yasha had a fish, and Shippou had a rock. Kagome sweat dropped and said. "I-don't think I'm allergic to any of those."
'......Strong emotions can affect the reaction of an allergic target......'
They nodded and started to leave. Inu Yasha's hair swished and Kagome sneezed. "Squeaky sneeze!" she heard Shippou say.
'......Such emotions are anger, fear, resentment, worry, and lack of self confidence......."
Shio watched them leave and thought silently.
Miroku came over with a hand full of dust. It didn't seem to bother her. There were additional trips and Shio started to see a pattern.
'-There is no complete cure for an allergy.-'
When everyone came back, completely out of ideas, Inu Yasha stood next to Kagome and looked up at Shio who was right above. "Hey! Shio, I didn't see you looking!"
Kagome coughed.
Shio's eyes widened and he tilted his head to the side. Was it true? Could it really have happened?
"Helloooo! Did you hear me?!" Inu Yasha said.
Kagome coughed harder and hugged Shippou in pain.
"Inu Yasha!" Shio jumped out of the tree and lead him and everyone else away from Kagome.
"What's the big idea, Shio?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Watch this everyone." Shio said. He turned around and looked over at Kagome, who was sitting thirty feet away all by herself.
"Kagome! You weren't allergic to any of the things they brought, were you?" he called.
"No!" she called back.
"How are you feeling right now?"
"I'm okay, actually!"
Shio turned back to them, shook his head and laugh quietly. "Oh, this is priceless!"
"What?" Shippou asked.
Shio walked behind Inu Yasha. "Okay, now watch!" he told everyone else. He started to push Inu Yasha over toward her. When they were close enough, Kagome's eyes started to water, "AHHAA-TIEU!!"
"Squeaky sneeze!" Shippou said.
Miroku and Sango were starting to get it. They looked over with disbelief and sympathy.
"What?!" Inu Yasha asked, still clueless. "Is she allergic to something or not?!"
"Oh, she's allergic to something alright." Sango said.
"What's she allergic to?" he asked. (How sad.)
Shio pointed at Inu Yasha's nose. "Dude, she's allergic to you!"
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I have a question: What is a "pokey"?
?_?
