History as it never was (also called History: Saiyan Style)
By Lord Tabris
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z or anything related to it. Except for a 'History of Trunks' video. I wish I owned more, but oh well, that's life I guess.
Thanks to everyone who has reviewed. I am glad you like my story and I will try not to disappoint you :P
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Chapter 5: Blue Plants
Touching down on the lawn in front of Capsule Corporation, Gohan glared at the building. Anyone who happened to see his glare would wonder if the building would be there for much longer.
Stomping towards the front door, Gohan smirked when he felt Vegeta's ki rise sharply. He had obviously noticed that Gohan was there, and that he wasn't happy.
Being the polite person he is, Gohan knocked on the front door and waited patiently for someone to answer it. After two minutes of waiting, he was getting annoyed. He knew they were in there, he could feel them. They were obviously hoping he would just go away.
Frowning, Gohan tried turning the doorknob and was surprised to find it unlocked. They must have overlooked that. He smirked evilly.
Storming into the house, Gohan looked for signs of life. Seeing a mass of blue jutting out from behind a wall, Gohan lunged for it. Grabbing it, he laughed. I have you now Bulma. Then he noticed that somehow it didn't feel right. Glancing around the wall, he found he was holding... a plant!
Growling, Gohan let go of the plant and began his search again. After a moment, he stopped and turned back to look at the plant. Wait a minute! Blue plants! What the hell was Bulma getting up too these days!?
Suddenly, he heard laughter coming from down the hall. Smiling gleefully, he rushed down the hall and turned the corner. The instant he spotted Bulma, sitting on a cream coloured couch, he laughed maniacally.
Bulma looked up at him. Gohan stopped at her expression. She didn't look scared, she looked amused. He barely had time to ponder this before something struck him on the head and knocked him to the floor.
Groaning, he looked up dizzily and saw.. his mother.. holding a dented frying pan.
"Mum! What did you do that for!?" cried Gohan, nursing his sore head.
Chi Chi just glared at her son as she waved the frying pan in a threatening gesture. "Because you were about to attack Bulma!!"
She placed her hands on his hips, still glaring at Gohan. "What were you thinking? Is this about Vegeta being your teacher??" she screamed.
Gohan stood up and wobbled a little bit. He was still very dizzy.
Shaking his head to clear his thoughts, he frowned at his mother and glanced at Bulma, who looked terribly amused.
"YES! She was the one that made Vegeta get the job as my teacher. Do you know what this means! My life from now on is going to be hell."
Chi Chi just frowned. "That is no excuse to attack someone. And what exactly has Vegeta done! You haven't even given him a chance. Perhaps he will turn out to be a good teacher."
Gohan couldn't believe she was saying this. Nice things about Vegeta! What is wrong with her?
"Today he almost told everyone about the Cell Games. He asked Videl what the Cell Games were, and when she told him that her dad was the champion who saved the Earth, he fell over laughing. And he threw one of my friends out of the window," he said quickly.
Bulma looked shocked. Vegeta threw some poor kid out of the window! Ooohhh, that man will be sleeping on the couch for a year for this one. She shook her fist angrily. I guess giving him the frying pan wasn't threat enough.
Gohan continued his rant. "And how can he turn out to be a good history teacher! He doesn't know anything about the history of Earth."
Chi Chi growled and grabbed her son by the ear, causing him to cry out.
"Don't you dare use that tone on me young man! You may think you are all grown up now, but I AM STILL YOUR MOTHER!!" she screamed, causing Gohan to wince. He did have extra sensitive hearing after all.
Just as Gohan was about to receive another lecture, Goten and Trunks entered the room. Looking at the scene before them, they exchanged glances, turned around and left the room again. Their laughter could be heard as they walked down the hall.
Chi Chi glowered at their retreating backs and released Gohan, who stumbled backwards, rubbing his sore ear.
Bulma was trying not to laugh. She was about to lose control when Vegeta entered the room.
Vegeta had come to see what the fuss was about when he heard Kakarott's banshee mate. Looking at the scene before him, he decided that he should definitely not have come.
He glanced over at Bulma who happened to be staring at him. He was shocked when suddenly her expression became angry and she stood up, shaking her fist furiously at Vegeta.
"WHAT IS THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU THROWING SOME POOR CHILD OUT OF THE WINDOW!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO ANYTHING TO HARM THOSE KIDS AND LOOK WHAT YOU DO! YOU ARE GOING TO BE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH FOREVER FOR THIS!" she screamed, her face bright red with anger.
Gohan was also shocked at her intense outburst. He wouldn't have been surprised if she went Super Saiyan.
As if reading its masters thoughts and picking up on her mood, the dented frying pan that Chi Chi had used on Gohan launched itself at Vegeta from it's resting place on the table. Vegeta screamed as the object that appeared in his nightmares beat his relentlessly.
Bulma just stood back and watched with a highly amused (and slightly evil) expression. Gohan and Chi Chi just stood in shock; their mouths wide open.
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Whoah! That frying pan really is something else isn't it? And it never leaves Vegeta alone. And just to think, all this time Vegeta thought that Goku was his biggest rival. How can he have a chance against Goku if he can't beat a frying pan!?
By Lord Tabris
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z or anything related to it. Except for a 'History of Trunks' video. I wish I owned more, but oh well, that's life I guess.
Thanks to everyone who has reviewed. I am glad you like my story and I will try not to disappoint you :P
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Touching down on the lawn in front of Capsule Corporation, Gohan glared at the building. Anyone who happened to see his glare would wonder if the building would be there for much longer.
Stomping towards the front door, Gohan smirked when he felt Vegeta's ki rise sharply. He had obviously noticed that Gohan was there, and that he wasn't happy.
Being the polite person he is, Gohan knocked on the front door and waited patiently for someone to answer it. After two minutes of waiting, he was getting annoyed. He knew they were in there, he could feel them. They were obviously hoping he would just go away.
Frowning, Gohan tried turning the doorknob and was surprised to find it unlocked. They must have overlooked that. He smirked evilly.
Storming into the house, Gohan looked for signs of life. Seeing a mass of blue jutting out from behind a wall, Gohan lunged for it. Grabbing it, he laughed. I have you now Bulma. Then he noticed that somehow it didn't feel right. Glancing around the wall, he found he was holding... a plant!
Growling, Gohan let go of the plant and began his search again. After a moment, he stopped and turned back to look at the plant. Wait a minute! Blue plants! What the hell was Bulma getting up too these days!?
Suddenly, he heard laughter coming from down the hall. Smiling gleefully, he rushed down the hall and turned the corner. The instant he spotted Bulma, sitting on a cream coloured couch, he laughed maniacally.
Bulma looked up at him. Gohan stopped at her expression. She didn't look scared, she looked amused. He barely had time to ponder this before something struck him on the head and knocked him to the floor.
Groaning, he looked up dizzily and saw.. his mother.. holding a dented frying pan.
"Mum! What did you do that for!?" cried Gohan, nursing his sore head.
Chi Chi just glared at her son as she waved the frying pan in a threatening gesture. "Because you were about to attack Bulma!!"
She placed her hands on his hips, still glaring at Gohan. "What were you thinking? Is this about Vegeta being your teacher??" she screamed.
Gohan stood up and wobbled a little bit. He was still very dizzy.
Shaking his head to clear his thoughts, he frowned at his mother and glanced at Bulma, who looked terribly amused.
"YES! She was the one that made Vegeta get the job as my teacher. Do you know what this means! My life from now on is going to be hell."
Chi Chi just frowned. "That is no excuse to attack someone. And what exactly has Vegeta done! You haven't even given him a chance. Perhaps he will turn out to be a good teacher."
Gohan couldn't believe she was saying this. Nice things about Vegeta! What is wrong with her?
"Today he almost told everyone about the Cell Games. He asked Videl what the Cell Games were, and when she told him that her dad was the champion who saved the Earth, he fell over laughing. And he threw one of my friends out of the window," he said quickly.
Bulma looked shocked. Vegeta threw some poor kid out of the window! Ooohhh, that man will be sleeping on the couch for a year for this one. She shook her fist angrily. I guess giving him the frying pan wasn't threat enough.
Gohan continued his rant. "And how can he turn out to be a good history teacher! He doesn't know anything about the history of Earth."
Chi Chi growled and grabbed her son by the ear, causing him to cry out.
"Don't you dare use that tone on me young man! You may think you are all grown up now, but I AM STILL YOUR MOTHER!!" she screamed, causing Gohan to wince. He did have extra sensitive hearing after all.
Just as Gohan was about to receive another lecture, Goten and Trunks entered the room. Looking at the scene before them, they exchanged glances, turned around and left the room again. Their laughter could be heard as they walked down the hall.
Chi Chi glowered at their retreating backs and released Gohan, who stumbled backwards, rubbing his sore ear.
Bulma was trying not to laugh. She was about to lose control when Vegeta entered the room.
Vegeta had come to see what the fuss was about when he heard Kakarott's banshee mate. Looking at the scene before him, he decided that he should definitely not have come.
He glanced over at Bulma who happened to be staring at him. He was shocked when suddenly her expression became angry and she stood up, shaking her fist furiously at Vegeta.
"WHAT IS THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU THROWING SOME POOR CHILD OUT OF THE WINDOW!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO ANYTHING TO HARM THOSE KIDS AND LOOK WHAT YOU DO! YOU ARE GOING TO BE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH FOREVER FOR THIS!" she screamed, her face bright red with anger.
Gohan was also shocked at her intense outburst. He wouldn't have been surprised if she went Super Saiyan.
As if reading its masters thoughts and picking up on her mood, the dented frying pan that Chi Chi had used on Gohan launched itself at Vegeta from it's resting place on the table. Vegeta screamed as the object that appeared in his nightmares beat his relentlessly.
Bulma just stood back and watched with a highly amused (and slightly evil) expression. Gohan and Chi Chi just stood in shock; their mouths wide open.
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Whoah! That frying pan really is something else isn't it? And it never leaves Vegeta alone. And just to think, all this time Vegeta thought that Goku was his biggest rival. How can he have a chance against Goku if he can't beat a frying pan!?
