History as it never was (also called History: Saiyan Style)
By Lord Tabris

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z or anything related to it. Except for a 'History of Trunks' video. I wish I owned more, but oh well, that's life I guess.


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Chapter 6: Frying Pan!



Gohan landed on the roof of his school, and solemnly changing out of his Saiyaman outfit, he walked down the stairs and into the hall.

It was the day after the frying pan incident. After the evil device of saiyan torture had beaten Vegeta so much that he was crying for his Mummy, it had fallen to the ground, lifeless until it was needed again. Bulma had looked triumphant and Gohan had fled the house, fearful that the pan would come after him next.

Heading over to his locker he saw Videl waiting for him. Immediately brightening, he smiled at her. "Good morning Videl! How are you today?"

Videl smiled at his cheerfulness. He had seemed very depressed yesterday. After history that was.

"Morning Gohan. I'm feeling great."

Gohan quickly got the things from his locker that he would need, and him and Videl walked silently to homeroom.

Checking his schedule, Gohan was horrified to see that he had a double period of history today. Right before lunch.

Oh great, that will help my appetite. I really need to speak to Vegeta. He thought, rubbing his temples in a frustrated manner.

The first few periods of the day wore on, and finally it was time. Gohan felt the same as he did when he was about to face Cell. That couldn't be a good sign.

He quickly sat in his seat beside Videl and waited for Vegeta to enter the room. He didn't have to wait long.

Vegeta strode into the room. "Shut the hell up and sit down you stupid brats!" he yelled.

The class was shocked as they immediately sat down. The room was eerily silent.

Gohan was the only one who wasn't surprised at Vegeta's outburst. He just rolled his eyes and sighed. It was going to be a long lesson.

Vegeta looked at the file he was holding angrily. To Gohan, it seemed he was more irritable than usual. He is probably embarrassed about the beating he took from the frying pan. He smirked.

"Alright brats, I have to take attendance for some stupid reason". He growled. "I hate you baka humans and your stupid customs."

With a final growl, he began.

"Jones Oliver"

"Here!"

"Rubber Erasa"

"Here!"

"Pencil Sharpener"

"..Here.." squeaked Sharpener. He was still scared because of what had happened the day before. He was lucky to have gotten off with just a broken arm.

"Satan *snicker* Videl"

Videl glared, but didn't ask why he was laughing. "Here". She said in a resigned tone.

"Kakarott Gohan". Vegeta threw him one of his evil looks.

Kakarott Gohan!? What the hell! He went along with it. "Here"

The class looked at him strangely. Videl glared at him. I thought his name was Son Gohan!

Vegeta continued taking attendance. When he was done, he chucked the file on his desk and stood there, glaring at the class.

They were all riveted to the spot and Gohan could tell they were scared. He wasn't though. He knew that Vegeta was just trying to intimidate them.

Getting a sudden wicked idea, Gohan stood up and yelled.

"FRYING PAN!"

Vegeta's reaction was instant. He dove under the desks and cried, pleading for everyone to save him. Gohan was the first to laugh. He was laughing so hard that he fell over. The rest of the class soon followed, and before long, everyone was in hysterical fits on the floor.

After several minutes, Vegeta finally realised that he had been tricked. He got out from under the desks and he looked pissed. And his furious gaze was locked on Gohan.

Gohan swallowed fearfully. He was in for it now.

To his surprise, Vegeta controlled his anger. He smiled calmly and sat at his desk, politely asking the class to sit back down and be silent. Gohan was now more scared than ever.

Vegeta looked up with an evil glint in his eye. "Today we will continue on with our study of the Cell Games."

Gohan paled.

"We know what the Cell Games were from Miss Satan's explanation of the event. That is, we know what was thought to have happened."

The class became extra silent at this. What did he mean. Did something else happen that we don't know about!?

Vegeta continued. "I would now like to give you the true recount of the Cell Games. Afterall, I was there." He smirked evilly at Gohan's horror stricken face.

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Vegeta's explanation of the Cell Games (And the end of Gohan's social life) will continue in the next chapter. Please Read and Review :P