I think when this story is done, I'll go back and work on my "Inu Sensai!"
story. It ALSO has Shio in it. But I think that might be the last time I
have him in a story.
Shio: What?! But you love me!!
I know, but you're already in five of my stories and people are starting to get confused! _ I mean heck! You've even shown up in an Inu Onna story! O_o
Sugoi!-Wow!
Chapter 8: Puppy Luv
Kagome handed the clothes to her mama. "Are you sure they won't shrink or anything?"
"Don't worry Kagome!" her mama said with a big smile. "While you're here, why don't you take a shower and get cleaned up yourself?"
The school girl nodded and went up the stairs. By the time she was done in the shower, the clothes would be washed and ready.
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"Sango, are you sure you don't want to cook?" Miroku asked bringing over a bucket of water.
She frowned at him and asked, "Why do you want me to cook so badly? It's your turn!"
Miroku sighed and sat by the fire. Maybe he should take a leaf from Shio's book. But he never really tried to manipulate anyone except the minds of feudal lords and ladies so they could stay in a house instead of camp. He sat there for a few seconds and said, "Very well Sango, you win."
She looked up in the opposite direction, not really expecting this statement.
"As you request, I will cook. Its just that from what I've seen, you are better at making ramen then lady Kagome."
Sango's eyes widened and she blinked a couple of times. She was too surprised to speak. He liked her cooking!?
"You know, very few woman can be the greatest demon exterminator in Japan as well as the greatest chef."
She blushed and put her cheeks in her hands.
Miroku decided to stop there. Brown nosing just wasn't his style. But he saw an open opportunity to do what he WAS good at!
Sango came out of her happy little world at the familiar hand touching her in a familiar way.
SHWAK!!!
Miroku's head almost spun backward by the blow. It was probably the hardest she had ever hit him. Then to his surprise, she hugged and kissed him! Hmmm, maybe brown nosing was his thing. ^.~
Shippou, who had found Inu Yasha coming back from the bath, walked into the clearing carrying a couple of logs.
"Hey, Shippou! Are they cooking lunch, yet?!" Inu Yasha called from behind him.
Shippou turned around and shouted. "Well, they're cooking, but it ain't ramen!"
Miroku and Sango quickly separated. He went back to making lunch, and she went over to do whatever nameless chore she had to do.
"Inu Yasha, what are you doing back so soon?" Sango asked casually looking down and trying to focus on what she was doing.
Inu Yasha walked in, pretty much wearing nothing but his rosary beads and sat down in his usual sitting position with the dogs crowding around him. "I came back because I thought Shio would be here, where is he?"
"We thought he was with yo-AAAAHHHH?!!?" Sango looked up at him then back down quickly.
This caused Miroku to look up. "Inu Yasha? Why didn't you wait??"
"I just said, I came back because Shio did!" In other words, he didn' t want Kagome to see Shio undressed.
--------------------------------------------(AN: What is wrong with me, huh?)
Kagome finished blowdrying her hair and put it up in a ponytail. She went down stairs and up to her mom who was taking a tape out of the VCR. "Kagome! Tell Inu Yasha to hurry back, Rieki is back on the show!"
Kagome felt kind of sad then, since Inu Yasha would no longer be coming to watch soap operas with her mama. It was actually kind of cute to hear him call her, "Mama."
"Kagome, are you okay?" her mama asked looking at her daughter's sad expression. Mothers can figure out almost anything.
"I'm fine." Kagome said. "Is the laundry done?"
"Well," he mom said. "I was putting the load in, and well, you know how Mr. Dryer sometimes gets confused at what kind of load it is?" she sweat dropped. Kagome's mama gave household appliances names and genders. "Well, he thought that those fragil silk suits where in a heavy load so he, uh-"
She brought her over and showed her the ripped up kimonos. HECK! They didn't even LOOK like kimonos anymore!
"Mama!" Kagome cried.
"Don't worry, I'm a wiz at the needle! I'll get them sewed in no time!" she said positively.
Kagome was shaking her head in disbelief. The mighty fire rat coat, destroyed by a Whirlpool Washing machine! "How long is 'no time'?" she asked.
"Well let's see," her mama said bringing the first aid kit for clothes over. She rubbed the green silk pants leg between her fingers and said, "About a week or so."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Kagome climbed out of the well with her restocked backpack and a plastic bag. She knew they were going to kill her. "Why me?" she asked herself. T_T
She went to the camp as the sky turned red with the setting sun. She said, "Guys, I have some bad news-" as she walked in. Sango was sitting off somewhere staring at the bark of a tree. Miroku, Shippou, Inu Yasha, and Shio were sitting in a circle, each guy wearing completely nothing unless you count the rosary beads on dog boy's neck and the rosary on Miroku's hand. They had started off just playing Go Fish, but since Shio and Inu Yasha were going to wear nothing, Miroku and Shippou thought, Hey, why not?
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
Kagome tossed her back pack at the group and ran like her skirt was on fire! The dogs went running after her, as an excuse to run and play!
When they found her she was sitting under a tree in a fetal position, rocking back and forth, sucking her thumb. She was staring at the ground and when she saw their feet she closed her eyes and started mumbling, "But if ye have bitter envying and strife in your hearts, glory not, and lie not against the truth......"
"What's she saying?" Miroku asked. He and Shippou were dressed but the two dog demons weren't. Kagome's eyes tighted shut and she mumbled, "Please God, grant me the serenity-!"
"Hey, are you going to give us our clothes or go into a seizure?" Inu Yasha asked.
Kagome stared nervously at their feet. Maybe if they didn't have their clothes they wouldn't attack her right away. "Well, you see I gave them to my mom to wash. And they were going to be washed, really good you see, but- " then she started to talk like her mom. "Mr. Dryer, kind of, uh-" she gulped. "Ripped them a little."
"So? My kimono gets ripped all the time, it's easy to fix." Inu Yasha said.
Kagome laughed nervously and pointed at him without looking at him. "That's actually what my mother told me! Well she said she would fix it for you!"
"Yeah? And?" Inu Yasha said.
Sure tugged at the neck of her shirt and said. "She said they'll be fixed in a week."
"What?!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"I'm serious! She's the best we have right now! They were chopped into coleslaw!" Kaogme said quickly.
"That's not good, Kagome." Shio sighed. "As fun as it may sound, and no matter how much you may want it, we can't just go walking all over Japan in our birth suits."
Kagome blushed. "I don't want it! That's why I brought this!" she held out the plastic bag. Inu Yasha took it and Shio pulled a couple of dark suits out.
"What are these?" he asked.
"They are boy's uniforms from my school." She said. "You can wear those until I get your suits back."
So Miroku, Shippou, Kagome and the dogs went back to camp. Where Sango was waiting. The dogs sat around and looked at the two girls who had mindblown looks on their faces.
'I don't get it.' Puppy Kagome said.
'Me either.' Puppy Sango said. 'Humans can be so weird.'
Puppy Miroku came over and the girls growled at him warningly. He stopped and tilted his head to the side.
'We're talking now!' Puppy Kagome growled.
'Stay away!' Sango puppy said.
He didn't want to fight so he laid down and exposed his stomach.
They growled at him to go away, so he went over at sat with Shippou and Sango next to Kagome.
"Ah-TIEU!" Kagome sneezed.
"Squeaky sneeze!" Sango said.
Kagome wined and said, "It still doesn't work!!"
"We can find another idea, right?" Sango asked.
"I hope so." Kagome said.
Inu Yasha and Shio came over dressed as future highschool guys. Inu Yasha sweatdropped and said. "I don't like it."
Shio was looking at it too. "Me either. It's not revealing in anyway!"
(AN: You know what?! That's how most schools with stupid uniforms like that are!! They give boys the best deal always!!! If it's a uniform school. They'll usually give them suits that have long pants and long sleeve shirts, that are kind of attractive sometimes. And they give girls the outfits with incredibly short skirts!! And do you know why?!!? So that when the girl is walking past them. One of those sick men teachers can drop something like money, and when she bends down to pick it up, he can look up her skirt!!!!
Then when there is regular dress code, guys are aloud to take their shirts off in gym, but girls can't wear anything that reveals their shoulders in anyway! They say, "Because it's a sex symbol." Well isn't a guy's chest a sex symbol?!!?!............. Sorry for going off topic.)
Shio opened the front of the shirt so that his chest was exposed and sighed happily. "Well that's a little bit better." He said.
Inu Yasha, Shio, Shippou, and the puppies sat on the other side of the clearing. Kagome sat trying to do her homework. Every once in a while she would glance over at them. Miroku and Sango noticed it after a few seconds. They looked over at the other group where the demons were. Inu Yasha glanced over for a split second almost sadly then went back to his meditating.
They looked at Shio who was sitting there smiling with a far off look in his eyes. It was weird! Oo
"Shio?" Sango asked.
"Huh?" he asked glancing over. The look on his face didn't have it's normal mischievous tint.
They gawked, completely speechless.
Then Miroku found his tongue and gasped, "Shio! You have the look of Buddha in your eyes!!"
"What?" Shio asked.
The two humans abandoned Kagome to go get a closer look.
"Wow, look at that face!" Sango said.
Shio smiled and said nothing. That was also amazing because he had the chance of saying, 'Yes, I do have a nice face. I like getting complements from beautiful women.' Then he probably would have winked.
Miroku's eyes widened, "I've seen this look before! Not on him, but on Inu Yasha and Kouga many times!"
Inu Yasha rolled his eyes.
"Could it be???" Miroku said. "Shio, are you IN LOVE??!?"
Shio smiled proudly.
"Sugoi!" Sango said.
Kagome came over, not caring about the allergy. "For real Shio!" she was another one of those matchmaker girls obsessed with the idea of love. She coughed then asked, "What's her name?!"
He sat there smiling with his chin resting on a fist. "I don't know."
She face faulted. "What is she like?"
"She's beautiful beyond comprehension." Shio said. "As pure and breathtaking as an angel. She is a real angel on Earth, a human princess with a voice that makes the birds green with envy and so bright and beautiful the sun sets turning red with shame."
Sango and Kagome's eyes became starry and emotional. "That's so beautiful!" Kagome said in awe.
Inu Yasha looked at the girls confused. "I don't get it."
Kagome turned on him. "Inu Yasha! Shio's in love! Big time!! Can't you say something encouraging?!"
Inu Yasha shrugged and asked, "Did she have a shikon shard or something? Did you get her in bed?"
Kagome was outraged. "INU YASHA!! OSUWARI!!"
WHAM!!
"No, I haven't." Shio said with an unwavering smile. "I just don't feel the need to."
"You don't?" Miroku said. Now he was confused.
Shio smiled upward starry eyed. "Just listening to the sound of her voice is better then the greatest coitus I've ever had."
"That's so romantic!" ^_^ Kagome cried.
Everyone but Shio gave her a funny look.
"Well, it's romantic by his standards." She said. "What did she say when you told her you liked her?"
"What? Tell her?!" he looked at her as if she had suggested something totally outlandish.
"You didn't tell her?" Shippou asked.
"I can't tell her!" Shio said.
Everyone even Inu Yasha looked at him surprised.
"Shio? SHY?!?!" Sango said.
"Nooooo, not shy." He said calmly. He smiled almost sadly. "It just wouldn't be right. We could never be together."
"Why?" Inu Yasha asked. He started thinking Shio was saying this just because the princess was a human.
"I don't deserve her!" Shio said plainly. His eyes sparkled with a deep sadness that wouldn't surface. He continued to smile and say, "She's so beautiful, and pure, she's probably even more virgin then the Meat." Meat was his nickname for Shippou.
(AN: Well that sounded kind of weird.)
"I'm so-" he paused for a word to describe his way of life. "-Me."
Kagome looked like she was going to cry.
Shio's eyes were shadowed by his hair. He smiled and said in a low voice, "I wouldn't want to corrupt something as untainted as her. So it's best that I never speak to her or let her see me." He put his hand through his hair looking to see if Suyoga was there, but she wasn't. He sighed thinking about the princess and thought. 'I might be able to seduce anyone I want, but that doesn't mean I will.'
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Aw, kinda sad. ;_;
Don't you feel sorry for him?
Shio: What?! But you love me!!
I know, but you're already in five of my stories and people are starting to get confused! _ I mean heck! You've even shown up in an Inu Onna story! O_o
Sugoi!-Wow!
Chapter 8: Puppy Luv
Kagome handed the clothes to her mama. "Are you sure they won't shrink or anything?"
"Don't worry Kagome!" her mama said with a big smile. "While you're here, why don't you take a shower and get cleaned up yourself?"
The school girl nodded and went up the stairs. By the time she was done in the shower, the clothes would be washed and ready.
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"Sango, are you sure you don't want to cook?" Miroku asked bringing over a bucket of water.
She frowned at him and asked, "Why do you want me to cook so badly? It's your turn!"
Miroku sighed and sat by the fire. Maybe he should take a leaf from Shio's book. But he never really tried to manipulate anyone except the minds of feudal lords and ladies so they could stay in a house instead of camp. He sat there for a few seconds and said, "Very well Sango, you win."
She looked up in the opposite direction, not really expecting this statement.
"As you request, I will cook. Its just that from what I've seen, you are better at making ramen then lady Kagome."
Sango's eyes widened and she blinked a couple of times. She was too surprised to speak. He liked her cooking!?
"You know, very few woman can be the greatest demon exterminator in Japan as well as the greatest chef."
She blushed and put her cheeks in her hands.
Miroku decided to stop there. Brown nosing just wasn't his style. But he saw an open opportunity to do what he WAS good at!
Sango came out of her happy little world at the familiar hand touching her in a familiar way.
SHWAK!!!
Miroku's head almost spun backward by the blow. It was probably the hardest she had ever hit him. Then to his surprise, she hugged and kissed him! Hmmm, maybe brown nosing was his thing. ^.~
Shippou, who had found Inu Yasha coming back from the bath, walked into the clearing carrying a couple of logs.
"Hey, Shippou! Are they cooking lunch, yet?!" Inu Yasha called from behind him.
Shippou turned around and shouted. "Well, they're cooking, but it ain't ramen!"
Miroku and Sango quickly separated. He went back to making lunch, and she went over to do whatever nameless chore she had to do.
"Inu Yasha, what are you doing back so soon?" Sango asked casually looking down and trying to focus on what she was doing.
Inu Yasha walked in, pretty much wearing nothing but his rosary beads and sat down in his usual sitting position with the dogs crowding around him. "I came back because I thought Shio would be here, where is he?"
"We thought he was with yo-AAAAHHHH?!!?" Sango looked up at him then back down quickly.
This caused Miroku to look up. "Inu Yasha? Why didn't you wait??"
"I just said, I came back because Shio did!" In other words, he didn' t want Kagome to see Shio undressed.
--------------------------------------------(AN: What is wrong with me, huh?)
Kagome finished blowdrying her hair and put it up in a ponytail. She went down stairs and up to her mom who was taking a tape out of the VCR. "Kagome! Tell Inu Yasha to hurry back, Rieki is back on the show!"
Kagome felt kind of sad then, since Inu Yasha would no longer be coming to watch soap operas with her mama. It was actually kind of cute to hear him call her, "Mama."
"Kagome, are you okay?" her mama asked looking at her daughter's sad expression. Mothers can figure out almost anything.
"I'm fine." Kagome said. "Is the laundry done?"
"Well," he mom said. "I was putting the load in, and well, you know how Mr. Dryer sometimes gets confused at what kind of load it is?" she sweat dropped. Kagome's mama gave household appliances names and genders. "Well, he thought that those fragil silk suits where in a heavy load so he, uh-"
She brought her over and showed her the ripped up kimonos. HECK! They didn't even LOOK like kimonos anymore!
"Mama!" Kagome cried.
"Don't worry, I'm a wiz at the needle! I'll get them sewed in no time!" she said positively.
Kagome was shaking her head in disbelief. The mighty fire rat coat, destroyed by a Whirlpool Washing machine! "How long is 'no time'?" she asked.
"Well let's see," her mama said bringing the first aid kit for clothes over. She rubbed the green silk pants leg between her fingers and said, "About a week or so."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Kagome climbed out of the well with her restocked backpack and a plastic bag. She knew they were going to kill her. "Why me?" she asked herself. T_T
She went to the camp as the sky turned red with the setting sun. She said, "Guys, I have some bad news-" as she walked in. Sango was sitting off somewhere staring at the bark of a tree. Miroku, Shippou, Inu Yasha, and Shio were sitting in a circle, each guy wearing completely nothing unless you count the rosary beads on dog boy's neck and the rosary on Miroku's hand. They had started off just playing Go Fish, but since Shio and Inu Yasha were going to wear nothing, Miroku and Shippou thought, Hey, why not?
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
Kagome tossed her back pack at the group and ran like her skirt was on fire! The dogs went running after her, as an excuse to run and play!
When they found her she was sitting under a tree in a fetal position, rocking back and forth, sucking her thumb. She was staring at the ground and when she saw their feet she closed her eyes and started mumbling, "But if ye have bitter envying and strife in your hearts, glory not, and lie not against the truth......"
"What's she saying?" Miroku asked. He and Shippou were dressed but the two dog demons weren't. Kagome's eyes tighted shut and she mumbled, "Please God, grant me the serenity-!"
"Hey, are you going to give us our clothes or go into a seizure?" Inu Yasha asked.
Kagome stared nervously at their feet. Maybe if they didn't have their clothes they wouldn't attack her right away. "Well, you see I gave them to my mom to wash. And they were going to be washed, really good you see, but- " then she started to talk like her mom. "Mr. Dryer, kind of, uh-" she gulped. "Ripped them a little."
"So? My kimono gets ripped all the time, it's easy to fix." Inu Yasha said.
Kagome laughed nervously and pointed at him without looking at him. "That's actually what my mother told me! Well she said she would fix it for you!"
"Yeah? And?" Inu Yasha said.
Sure tugged at the neck of her shirt and said. "She said they'll be fixed in a week."
"What?!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"I'm serious! She's the best we have right now! They were chopped into coleslaw!" Kaogme said quickly.
"That's not good, Kagome." Shio sighed. "As fun as it may sound, and no matter how much you may want it, we can't just go walking all over Japan in our birth suits."
Kagome blushed. "I don't want it! That's why I brought this!" she held out the plastic bag. Inu Yasha took it and Shio pulled a couple of dark suits out.
"What are these?" he asked.
"They are boy's uniforms from my school." She said. "You can wear those until I get your suits back."
So Miroku, Shippou, Kagome and the dogs went back to camp. Where Sango was waiting. The dogs sat around and looked at the two girls who had mindblown looks on their faces.
'I don't get it.' Puppy Kagome said.
'Me either.' Puppy Sango said. 'Humans can be so weird.'
Puppy Miroku came over and the girls growled at him warningly. He stopped and tilted his head to the side.
'We're talking now!' Puppy Kagome growled.
'Stay away!' Sango puppy said.
He didn't want to fight so he laid down and exposed his stomach.
They growled at him to go away, so he went over at sat with Shippou and Sango next to Kagome.
"Ah-TIEU!" Kagome sneezed.
"Squeaky sneeze!" Sango said.
Kagome wined and said, "It still doesn't work!!"
"We can find another idea, right?" Sango asked.
"I hope so." Kagome said.
Inu Yasha and Shio came over dressed as future highschool guys. Inu Yasha sweatdropped and said. "I don't like it."
Shio was looking at it too. "Me either. It's not revealing in anyway!"
(AN: You know what?! That's how most schools with stupid uniforms like that are!! They give boys the best deal always!!! If it's a uniform school. They'll usually give them suits that have long pants and long sleeve shirts, that are kind of attractive sometimes. And they give girls the outfits with incredibly short skirts!! And do you know why?!!? So that when the girl is walking past them. One of those sick men teachers can drop something like money, and when she bends down to pick it up, he can look up her skirt!!!!
Then when there is regular dress code, guys are aloud to take their shirts off in gym, but girls can't wear anything that reveals their shoulders in anyway! They say, "Because it's a sex symbol." Well isn't a guy's chest a sex symbol?!!?!............. Sorry for going off topic.)
Shio opened the front of the shirt so that his chest was exposed and sighed happily. "Well that's a little bit better." He said.
Inu Yasha, Shio, Shippou, and the puppies sat on the other side of the clearing. Kagome sat trying to do her homework. Every once in a while she would glance over at them. Miroku and Sango noticed it after a few seconds. They looked over at the other group where the demons were. Inu Yasha glanced over for a split second almost sadly then went back to his meditating.
They looked at Shio who was sitting there smiling with a far off look in his eyes. It was weird! Oo
"Shio?" Sango asked.
"Huh?" he asked glancing over. The look on his face didn't have it's normal mischievous tint.
They gawked, completely speechless.
Then Miroku found his tongue and gasped, "Shio! You have the look of Buddha in your eyes!!"
"What?" Shio asked.
The two humans abandoned Kagome to go get a closer look.
"Wow, look at that face!" Sango said.
Shio smiled and said nothing. That was also amazing because he had the chance of saying, 'Yes, I do have a nice face. I like getting complements from beautiful women.' Then he probably would have winked.
Miroku's eyes widened, "I've seen this look before! Not on him, but on Inu Yasha and Kouga many times!"
Inu Yasha rolled his eyes.
"Could it be???" Miroku said. "Shio, are you IN LOVE??!?"
Shio smiled proudly.
"Sugoi!" Sango said.
Kagome came over, not caring about the allergy. "For real Shio!" she was another one of those matchmaker girls obsessed with the idea of love. She coughed then asked, "What's her name?!"
He sat there smiling with his chin resting on a fist. "I don't know."
She face faulted. "What is she like?"
"She's beautiful beyond comprehension." Shio said. "As pure and breathtaking as an angel. She is a real angel on Earth, a human princess with a voice that makes the birds green with envy and so bright and beautiful the sun sets turning red with shame."
Sango and Kagome's eyes became starry and emotional. "That's so beautiful!" Kagome said in awe.
Inu Yasha looked at the girls confused. "I don't get it."
Kagome turned on him. "Inu Yasha! Shio's in love! Big time!! Can't you say something encouraging?!"
Inu Yasha shrugged and asked, "Did she have a shikon shard or something? Did you get her in bed?"
Kagome was outraged. "INU YASHA!! OSUWARI!!"
WHAM!!
"No, I haven't." Shio said with an unwavering smile. "I just don't feel the need to."
"You don't?" Miroku said. Now he was confused.
Shio smiled upward starry eyed. "Just listening to the sound of her voice is better then the greatest coitus I've ever had."
"That's so romantic!" ^_^ Kagome cried.
Everyone but Shio gave her a funny look.
"Well, it's romantic by his standards." She said. "What did she say when you told her you liked her?"
"What? Tell her?!" he looked at her as if she had suggested something totally outlandish.
"You didn't tell her?" Shippou asked.
"I can't tell her!" Shio said.
Everyone even Inu Yasha looked at him surprised.
"Shio? SHY?!?!" Sango said.
"Nooooo, not shy." He said calmly. He smiled almost sadly. "It just wouldn't be right. We could never be together."
"Why?" Inu Yasha asked. He started thinking Shio was saying this just because the princess was a human.
"I don't deserve her!" Shio said plainly. His eyes sparkled with a deep sadness that wouldn't surface. He continued to smile and say, "She's so beautiful, and pure, she's probably even more virgin then the Meat." Meat was his nickname for Shippou.
(AN: Well that sounded kind of weird.)
"I'm so-" he paused for a word to describe his way of life. "-Me."
Kagome looked like she was going to cry.
Shio's eyes were shadowed by his hair. He smiled and said in a low voice, "I wouldn't want to corrupt something as untainted as her. So it's best that I never speak to her or let her see me." He put his hand through his hair looking to see if Suyoga was there, but she wasn't. He sighed thinking about the princess and thought. 'I might be able to seduce anyone I want, but that doesn't mean I will.'
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Aw, kinda sad. ;_;
Don't you feel sorry for him?
