History as it never was (also called History: Saiyan Style)
By Lord Tabris

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z or anything related to it.

So sorry it has taken me so long to get this out. I have been stuck for idea's and generally haven't been in the mood to write. I will try to get the next chapter out as soon as I can. As always, thanks for the reviews :P


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Chapter 9: It can't be!



Vegeta casually knocked over Erasa as he grabbed Gohan by the front of his shirt and hauled him to his feet. "Well brat, I think it is time you and I had a bit of a spar."

Gohan was still too shocked to notice Vegeta, his eyes vacantly staring at Videl who was now starting to blush. Could she.. like me? No way! Get a grip Gohan, your starting to lose it. It was about this time that Vegeta's patience ran out and he backhanded the youth, bringing him sharply back to reality.

"Ow! Vegeta, what the hell was that for?" cried Gohan as he rubbed his now red cheek.

Dropping him back to the ground, Vegeta began walking towards the window. "That was for ignoring me brat, now get moving. We are sparring."

Gohan nodded dumbly and followed Vegeta over to the window. Just as Vegeta was about to fly out, Gohan caught his sleeve.

"Now what is it?" he growled, annoyed that a third-class weakling would dare to touch his royal self.

"What about them?" asked Gohan, nodding his head in the direction of the rest of the class, who were just silently standing around.

Vegeta glared at Gohan before turning his famous death-glare on the class. "What are you still doing here! Go back to your homes, class is over!" he yelled.

With a frightened squeak, everyone in the class ran out the door, pushing and shoving to get out first. That was, everyone except Videl. She just stood in front of the two saiyans, her arms crossed over her chest and her usual glare in place.

Gohan and Vegeta just stared at her for a moment, before Vegeta asked, "Yes?" in an eerily sweet voice. Gohan shivered and felt sorry for Videl. If she didn't start running, there would be trouble. Just leave Videl! he thought.

Before anyone could react, Videl was holding Vegeta by the front of his shirt and shouting in his face. "HOW DARE YOU JUST INFORM ME THAT MY FATHER DID NOT SAVE THE WORLD AND THEN THINK YOU CAN JUST LEAVE! YOU DON'T GIVE ANY EVIDENCE AT ALL!! THOSE OTHER MORONS MIGHT BUY IT, BUT I CERTAINLY DON'T!!"

Videl's face was now bright red with anger as her eyes bored into Vegeta's, who was just standing there shocked. He didn't know how to react; nobody had ever spoken to him in this manner before.

Gohan was equally shocked, and he was also very scared. He glanced at Vegeta to try and determine his reaction. He wasn't the type of person who would just let an outburst like that go unchallenged.

The tense silence was interrupted by an explosion outside that rocked the building. Vegeta and Gohan quickly jumped out of the window and ran towards the site of the explosion, Videl at their heels.

Stopping suddenly, their eyes widened.

There in the middle of a large crater sat something that caused all three of them to sweatdrop.

"BUU!" shouted the pink blob that inhabited the crater. A Goku-like smile on its face.

Gohan and Vegeta exchanged a confused glance, while Videl just stared. The creature laughed happily and yelled out "BUU HUNGRY! FEED BUU NOW!"


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Dende stopped in mid flight. He was only a few miles from Chi Chi's house when he felt something odd. Looking in the general direction of Satan City, his eyes widened in shock. "What the Hell?!"


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On the lookout, Piccolo's eyes shot open. What the hell is that? he thought. It was strange and yet somehow familiar. Realisation hit him all of the sudden and he gasped. It can't be!


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## ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET. TODAY ONLY ##

Goten and Trunks cried out in delight as they sped into the restaurant, that would soon be going out of business.

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Well look who's here now. Will he try to destroy the world or does he have different ideas this time. Wait for the next chapter to see!