This might get goofy! I'm eating M&Ms and listening to Pink. Yeah, and I
finally changed the email address on my bio! ^_^V Go me! And in my bio, I
am gradually putting in information about the characters I create. So go
read that when you have nothn' better to do, K? ^_^
Be happy now peeps! I have drawn Shio! Full color and all! ^_^ That's right, I've got him standing and everything, it's a new picture of course. From his shins up. And he's standing with his hands on his belt and this suggestive mischievous smile on his face. And there is also a reason for him being dressed the way he is. If you want a picture of him, give me your email address. (I haven't even scanned him yet though, isn't that sad?)
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Chapter 11: A Dirty Doggy
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Myoga was sitting on a rock, drinking tea. Inu Yasha and his friends had gotten into another battle, and the flea had found a nice, safe little spot conveniently located about a hundred or two so feet away from the fight. He poured himself another cup of tea and savored the herbal smell.
"MYOGA!!"
The hot water went flying at the sound of the old woman voice. He turned around to see a certain angry fiancé standing just over yonder.
"Su-Suyoga?!" he choaked. "What are you doing here?!"
"I'm here to bring you home!!" She pointed at him. "You are going to marry me and behave yourself if I have to force you!"
Myoga made a scared sound and started to hop for his life.
"Wait! Myoga!" Suyoga went chasing after him. "Get back here you good for nothing two-timer!!"
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Shio sat in the tree above the princess, she sat under the tree reciting poetry to the old woman in the priest. He listened to her words with all of his heart, and the world disappeared as she spoke.
To him, her poetry voice was as lovely as her singing voice. While she read, nothing else existed. It was just him, her, and her poetry voice.
He had found out many things by watching her. One, that she was princess Kiono Shoppai and she was fifteen years old. The old woman was her mother, and the priest was a close friend. He never saw Shoppai's father, if he were alive. And she enjoyed the finner things in life. Whether it was playing the harpsichord, imprinting flowers, or resighting poetry, she did it all so fine and delicately. He enjoyed watching her, though it made him hurt on the inside later on.
She finished the last verse of her poem. The old woman and the priest clapped. Then the priest started to walk toward the castle and the old woman stood up and said, "Come now, Shoppai. It's time for your calligraphy writing."
"Yes, mother." Shoppai answered and bowed politely. She started to gather her books as her mother walked away. Then a group of pretty women, (yet not as pretty as Shoppai), came running over to the princess.
"Shoppai! Shoppai!" they called to her.
"Huh? What's wrong?" she asked them.
Shio looked at these girls questioningly. They looked so familiar. Had he seen them before? He thought for a few seconds until the answer hit him. His eyes grew wide and he sweatdropped. 'Oh-shit.'
"Did you miss us?" one of the girls asked.
Shoppai smiled and said, "Oh, right! You were visiting the neighboring village."
Shio started praying. 'Please, don't say anything, please don't say anything, please, oh PLEASE don't speak a word!'
"That's right!" one of the girls giggled and blushed. "And you won't believe what we did there!"
'KUSO!!! NO!'
"Oh? What did you do?" Shoppai asked.
The third girl who hadn't spoken yet went starry eyed and blushed like the other two girls. "We were out hoeing the fields late at night, when this really handsome boy came up to us!"
"Really?"
"Yeah! He said for us to call him, 'Pimpmaster Shio!'"
Shio leapt out of the tree and ran so fast that they never even knew he was there. He didn't want to hear anymore. He had corrupted the princess without even meeting her!
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Kagome sat down with with Miroku and Sango reading the article on her computer. (BTW: This is NOT the internet she is reading.)
Inu Yasha, who was sitting on the other side of camp, groaned irritably. All of this separation from Kagome had made him a very grumpy guy. "Tell me again, this 'computer' thing is supposed to help us, right?"
"Oh shut up, Inu Yasha! It's the only thing we have that can help now, okay?" Kagome said. She heard him give a 'feh' and say nothing more.
"Well, this is the last page." Kagome scrolled down the screen and read the article before reading it out loud. Her face went pale and she put a hand over her mouth.
"What?" Inu Yasha asked.
She gulped and read it, "If no other method works, it may be suggested to get rid of the dog completely. Consider other pets such as turtles, fish, or snakes."
Inu Yasha growled and stood up. "That's a load of crap!" he said.
She looked up at him sadly. He just glared and said, "What kind of shithead wrote that 'article' thing anyway?! If it's going to be stupid like that, then you probably aren't even allergic to me at all!" he walked over and she sneezed loudly.
"Squeaky sneeze!" Shippou said, causing Inu Yasha to kick him. Then he looked at everyone, including the parody puppies and said, "It's wrong, okay?! I'm not going to leave, there is another way to solve this!"
"What then?" Miroku asked.
Inu Yasha stood there in silence. Then jumped up into the leaves of a tree, this was body language meaning he didn't know, but he would be willing to camp there for the night if they didn't try to contradict him.
So he went to sleep in that tree and had a horrible dream. He dreampt that Kagome was in danger, and when he went to save her, the minute he pulled her away from the danger, she started coughing violently, sneezing and sweating, then she died right there in his arms. He woke up quick then jumped down to go check and see if she was alive.
He kneeled next to her sleeping bag. Yep, she was awake. He spaced out watching the steady rise and fall of her chest. When he realized WHERE his eyes were, he looked at her face quickly. He spaced out again staring at her face. She was so pretty, why hadn't they gotten closer after Mike left? (AN: Because the writer felt like starting from the beginning, baby! ^_~)
Suddenly, he heard a sound to his left. He looked out into the woods. It was only a squirrel that jumped on a weak branch, nothing more. But it was enough to wake Kagome up. Her eyes opened slightly. The first thing she saw was Inu Yasha looking off into the forest. Her eyes widened in furry and shock. What was he doing watching her sleep!? That pervert!!
Kagome quickly closed her eyes when he looked back at her. She tried not to look freaked out. He had to be punished somehow. She sat there thinking, trying not to look distressed. She knew he hadn't left yet, because she sort of felt his presence next to her. (AN: Psychic! You don't even need priestess powers to get those feelings! ^_^)
Then Kagome got an idea, and boy was it good! She might laugh at herself later for doing this. She smiled in her pretend sleep and giggled.
Inu Yasha frowned. What was so funny?
Her chest rose a little and she took a deep breath. "Oh, yeah." She said drowsily. She started a slow rocking motion and made sounds of pleasure. Obviously, she had been spending to much time around Shio! ^__^
Inu Yasha, being the guy that he was, had been blessed with the dirty mind that all men have. He leaned back a little and stared at her wide eyed.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Kagome said a little bit louder. She giggled again and moaned a little in her pretend dream.
Inu Yasha looked around nervously. This was a little hard to take. Then he wondered something. "Wait a minute," he frowned at her and whispered. "Who is on the other side of this dream?" It was probably that stupid Hoho guy! Hojo? Hoho, he dunno! Or probably that whimpy wolf Kouga! She's was always so nice to him! She never tried to shove that guy' face into the mud with rosary before!
"NAUGHTY!!" Kagome all of a sudden screeched and threw her head to the side. Inu Yasha sweatdropped and winced. He stared at her like she had just done the unspeakable.
She threw her head from side to side as she screeched. "NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY DOGGY!! GO TO MY ROOM!!"
He gulped. Did she say DOGGY?! His face was probably as red as his kimono. As she continued to screech the unspeakable, he looked around at the others. With all of that yelling, he was surprised they hadn't woken up all ready.
"INU YASHA!!" her rocking motion grew faster. He tugged at the neck of his kimono and tried to shake her awake. Not that hearing her scream out his name like that didn't send deep shivers up his spine, but she was getting a little too loud for comfort. "Uh, Kagome?" he said.
Then all of a sudden she grabbed him around the waist and pulled him in with her. He screamed and she screamed with laughter as they rolled around on her sleeping bag. Then they stopped rolling with Inu Yasha on top of her staring right into her eyes with a freaked out expression on his face. Kagome smiled and said, "That's what'cha get you stalker!"
"Stalker?!" he growled at her.
"That's right! You're the one watching me sleep!" she said.
All of a sudden in Sango's sleep she groped the ground for a rock then tossed it at a tree, "Get away from me you pervert." She said.
Miroku rolled over in his sleep and said, "I swear, Sango! It wasn't me!"
Inu Yasha and Kagome sweatdropped. Then Kagome hugged him and said playfully, "Come on! Ya' know you like me!"
"Ahem."
They both froze and looked up at Shio. He stood there with an arm full of firewood. But the interested smile on his face was what freaked them out.
"Shio!" Inu Yasha shouted. His cheeks turned bright red.
"Sorry, I'll leave you alone." Was all the kitsune said. He winked, turned around, and started walking away.
Inu Yasha jumped up and shouted. "Get back here Shio! It's not what you think!" then he felt a someone's arms wrap around him. He sweatdropped, "Huh?"
Kagome hugged him tight and said in a drowsy voice, "I love you so much."
Inu Yasha probably would have said something, but at the moment was too shocked for words. "Uh....."
Then he heard the metallic sound of a knife. He jumped and turned around to face her. Kagome stood there with a with a flat angry expression and a large knife raised in her hand. "I'll get you." She said in a monotone voice. She lunged at him thrusting the blade continuously, but he kept dodging, very confused at what she was doing.
"Ka-Kagome!" he grabbed her wrists and she just stared at him. He looked at her confused and concerned. "What's your problem?!"
She growled low and said, "From it's aroura, I would have thought this body to be stronger!"
He raised his eyebrow at her. "What?! What are you talking about?!"
Then her body went limp and she lost conciousness.
"Kagome?" Well this was confusing. He picked her up and went to set her down on her sleeping bag.
SLAP!!
(AN: Man! Can't beat those onomatopoeias!)
Inu Yasha jumped back holding his cheek.
Kagome sat up and rubbed her eyes. "Hey? What happened?"
He growled sporting a big handprint on his cheek. "You idiot! Are you telling me you can't even remember trying to stab me?!"
She looked at him confused.
He growled again. "Damn it, you piss me off!"
She just responded by sneezing.
"Squeaky sneeze!"
Inu Yasha pulled Myoga out of his hair. "Myoga? What are you doing here? Usually you stay away for about seven hours before coming back after a fight."
Myoga sweatdropped then said, "That's not important right now, what is important is-" he looked off to the side and looked scared. "Uh-oh!" he jumped back into Inu Yasha's hair just as Shio entered the clearing.
Inu boi and Kagome looked over at him wondering why Myoga was afraid of him. Shio stood there with his eyes shadowed by his hair. He raised a double bladed sword above his head. When he looked up at Inu Yasha, he had a blank angry look on his face. Then he said in a low flat voice, "I'll tame you yet, you wretch!"
Inu Yasha took a step back, "Oh, crap!"
Kagome still looked confused.
Then Shio did a flip into the air and swung his sword using some kind of interesting style. Inu Yasha drew tetsusaiga and blocked it. He was holding the kitsune/dog back, but barely. Inu Yasha shouted and tossed him. Shio landed then went darting around trying to confuse him. He was very fast, and being one of the Top Dogs of Japan. (AN: See the Inu Sensai! Story under ZodiacWiz) And the Tog Dogs were the strongest dog demons in Asia.
Luckily, Inu Yasha had seen Shio's fighting style before. Shio just didn't fight because of his "lover not a fighter" policy, and because he didn't want to bruise his pretty little face. Shio threw himself into Inu Yasha's back knocking him over. Dog boi rolled over and looked up at him. Shio pointed his double blade sword at his face then shouted, "Myoga! Take control of your host now!"
Inu Yasha sat there freaked out and confused then he heard the voice of Myoga in his ear. "Sorry, master." He felt a bite then his face went emotionless.
Miroku, Sango, and Shippou woke up by now.
"What's going on?" Miroku asked.
Kagome shook her head. "I've been awake this whole time, and even I don't know!"
Then Shio smiled and laughed femininely. "Oh, hello there! I'm Suyoga the flea!" Everyone looked at him a little afraid.
"Oh, I'm Shio's flea. I'm just chasing after Myoga, my fiancé!" Shio said again in a freakishly girly voice.
Miroku was starting to shiver in fear.
Inu Yasha pulled himself off of the ground and said in a deeper voice. "What brings you here, Suyoga?"
Shio looked angrily at him and pointed, "Oh like you don't know little mister!! I've been chasing you all over the place and now you pretend like you didn't promise to marry me?!"
Inu Yasha looked slightly nervous and scratched his head, "Uh, I-I don't recall such a promise."
Shio sniffed. He held up a handkerchief and looked like he was about to cry. "I knew it! You don't love me anymore! Always having affairs with other woman! Such a lonely old woman I am. I might as well as go home and wait to die." He bit the handkerchief and made sobbing sounds. T_T
Inu Yasha waved his arms a couple of times. "That's not true! I do love you!" Shio snorted and said, "Yeah right, Myoga. Like you've ever shown you cared. I understand how it is! *Sob* Out with the old dog, in with the puppies!" He bit the handkerchief harder and sobbed a little louder.
"But I do!" he shouted. "I'll marry you! Really!"
Shio's eyes widened and he looked up from the hanky.
Inu Yasha looked a little emotional and said in his new deeper voice, "It's true, Suyoga! I might have been biting those other girls, but I would always remain loyal to you!"
Shio's eyes became all watery. "Myoga!"
Inu Yasha's eyes became a little emotional. "Suyoga!"
They both hugged intimately.
Everyone else sweatdropped. They had already figured out the two guys were being controlled, BUT STILL!!
Then it got even worse when they kissed!
(AN: HEY! Now that I think about it, these guys make a good yaoi couple! ^_~ Hellooooo, brainstorm!)
Kagome made a freaked out sound. Sango backed covered her mouth with one hand and Shippou's eyes with the other. Miroku jumped back, "OH MY GOD!!" he turned around closed his eyes and started to rock back and forth in a fetal position like Kagome had a little while ago. He kept mumbling. "Image be gone! Image be gone!"
The two guys pulled away from the kiss, but where still in the bear hug. The two fleas jumped off of them and hopped away together.
Kagome smiled after them and said, "Aw, there's nothing cuter then fleas in love! ^_^"
Everyone gave her a funny look. Suddenly, Shio and Inu Yasha regained composure, they looked at everyone else confused. "What just happened?" Shio asked. They were still hugging, they just hadn't realized it.
Miroku was still trying to drive out the demon image in his head. Shippou's eyes remained covered yet he still struggled to see what was going on. Sango and Kagome stared.
Inu Yasha and Shio blinked then looked at each other.
"GGYAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ew, ew, ew, ew! Guy germs!" Inu Yasha said backing away.
"Sick feeling!" Shio said shivering. He put his hands together and said, "Please Buddha! Send me something that will help me get rid of this gay wrongness!"
Then his ears perked. He walked over and went over to the side of the hill where he heard the sound coming from. Everyone followed. Kikyo was walking through the grass to somewhere.
Shio sighed unsatisfiedly. "Honestly! A prostitute? And why would I want HER?!"
"WHAT?!!?!?!"
Shio sweatdropped when he realized what he said out loud and who heard it. He slowly turned his head to look at Inu Yasha.
The dog hanyo looked even more dangerous then usual. "What did you say, Shio?!"
Shio's heart sank and he looked up at him horrified. He glanced at Kagome who was looking at him sadly.
"Well, ya see," Shio started. He knew he couldn't get out of it, so he had to tell the truth. "I-I went to this guys night party, only you kind of weren't there and-and there was that girl down there, and-and I-I-I-" he looked up at Inu Yasha's expression. It showed a mixture of anger, amazement, sadness, and disappointment. Shio caught each one.
Then something inside him snapped, causing him to go into an out of character hysterics. "I F*CKED HER!!!"
Everyone jumped at his outburst.
Shio shivered and continued on. He knew he was going to die anyway. "I F*CKN' F*CKED her, Man!! We did it! I did it! Sex! Coitus! The Zing Bang! Full Monty and play! The horizontal mambo! NC17! Hot in Herre! Lemonade! The Hibbity Dibbity!"
Inu Yasha stood staring at him in disbelief.
Shio made a circle with two of his fingers and stuck his index finger through them. "Insert tab A into slot B! I F*CKED HER! And it was the worst I've ever had thank you! It's like trying to make love to an ice sculpture!" he grabbed the front of Inu Yasha's kimono and practically begged him, "Please forgive me! I didn't know she was yours!"
Inu Yasha kept staring at him in shock. "Shio." He said looking down at his poor guilty friend. "How could you?"
Shio's jaw dropped and he looked up at him as if begging for mercy.
Inu Yasha pulled away from the mixed breed demon's grip and continued to stare at him, but the stare's temperature dropped. He now looked at Shio as if he were pond scum. "How could you?!"
"Please!" Shio was begging now.
Inu Yasha backed away from him. Shio had turned into the most disgusting creature he had ever seen. "Why?" the hanyo asked in shock and light anger.
Shio looked up at him pleadingly. Then Inu Yasha turned around and said in an icy cutting voice, "This is just like you, Shio! You've always been the pimp and the player!" then he turned around and looked at him dismissively. "That's all you are! A whore!"
Shio's eyes widened.
Inu Yasha turned around again. "Shio!" he said. "Consider our friendship over!" and with that he leapt off.
Shio was standing on his knees staring at where Inu Yasha disappeared. All of the color had drained from his face, as well as all the thought and emotions in his soul.
Kagome looked at him a little worriedly. "Shio?"
He slowly stood up with the blank expression on his face and walked into the woods in the opposite direction that Inu Yasha left.
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How d'ya like that? WOO! Talk about cliff hanger! But it was a long chapter! 11 pages!
Yeah, if you want a picture of Shio, just leave me your email address in your review. BTW, if you do get his picture can you do me two favors? Don't try to sell him as your own, and rate him on a scale of 1 to 10 on cuteness. 10 being highest. And be truthful! ^_~
Be happy now peeps! I have drawn Shio! Full color and all! ^_^ That's right, I've got him standing and everything, it's a new picture of course. From his shins up. And he's standing with his hands on his belt and this suggestive mischievous smile on his face. And there is also a reason for him being dressed the way he is. If you want a picture of him, give me your email address. (I haven't even scanned him yet though, isn't that sad?)
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Chapter 11: A Dirty Doggy
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Myoga was sitting on a rock, drinking tea. Inu Yasha and his friends had gotten into another battle, and the flea had found a nice, safe little spot conveniently located about a hundred or two so feet away from the fight. He poured himself another cup of tea and savored the herbal smell.
"MYOGA!!"
The hot water went flying at the sound of the old woman voice. He turned around to see a certain angry fiancé standing just over yonder.
"Su-Suyoga?!" he choaked. "What are you doing here?!"
"I'm here to bring you home!!" She pointed at him. "You are going to marry me and behave yourself if I have to force you!"
Myoga made a scared sound and started to hop for his life.
"Wait! Myoga!" Suyoga went chasing after him. "Get back here you good for nothing two-timer!!"
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Shio sat in the tree above the princess, she sat under the tree reciting poetry to the old woman in the priest. He listened to her words with all of his heart, and the world disappeared as she spoke.
To him, her poetry voice was as lovely as her singing voice. While she read, nothing else existed. It was just him, her, and her poetry voice.
He had found out many things by watching her. One, that she was princess Kiono Shoppai and she was fifteen years old. The old woman was her mother, and the priest was a close friend. He never saw Shoppai's father, if he were alive. And she enjoyed the finner things in life. Whether it was playing the harpsichord, imprinting flowers, or resighting poetry, she did it all so fine and delicately. He enjoyed watching her, though it made him hurt on the inside later on.
She finished the last verse of her poem. The old woman and the priest clapped. Then the priest started to walk toward the castle and the old woman stood up and said, "Come now, Shoppai. It's time for your calligraphy writing."
"Yes, mother." Shoppai answered and bowed politely. She started to gather her books as her mother walked away. Then a group of pretty women, (yet not as pretty as Shoppai), came running over to the princess.
"Shoppai! Shoppai!" they called to her.
"Huh? What's wrong?" she asked them.
Shio looked at these girls questioningly. They looked so familiar. Had he seen them before? He thought for a few seconds until the answer hit him. His eyes grew wide and he sweatdropped. 'Oh-shit.'
"Did you miss us?" one of the girls asked.
Shoppai smiled and said, "Oh, right! You were visiting the neighboring village."
Shio started praying. 'Please, don't say anything, please don't say anything, please, oh PLEASE don't speak a word!'
"That's right!" one of the girls giggled and blushed. "And you won't believe what we did there!"
'KUSO!!! NO!'
"Oh? What did you do?" Shoppai asked.
The third girl who hadn't spoken yet went starry eyed and blushed like the other two girls. "We were out hoeing the fields late at night, when this really handsome boy came up to us!"
"Really?"
"Yeah! He said for us to call him, 'Pimpmaster Shio!'"
Shio leapt out of the tree and ran so fast that they never even knew he was there. He didn't want to hear anymore. He had corrupted the princess without even meeting her!
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Kagome sat down with with Miroku and Sango reading the article on her computer. (BTW: This is NOT the internet she is reading.)
Inu Yasha, who was sitting on the other side of camp, groaned irritably. All of this separation from Kagome had made him a very grumpy guy. "Tell me again, this 'computer' thing is supposed to help us, right?"
"Oh shut up, Inu Yasha! It's the only thing we have that can help now, okay?" Kagome said. She heard him give a 'feh' and say nothing more.
"Well, this is the last page." Kagome scrolled down the screen and read the article before reading it out loud. Her face went pale and she put a hand over her mouth.
"What?" Inu Yasha asked.
She gulped and read it, "If no other method works, it may be suggested to get rid of the dog completely. Consider other pets such as turtles, fish, or snakes."
Inu Yasha growled and stood up. "That's a load of crap!" he said.
She looked up at him sadly. He just glared and said, "What kind of shithead wrote that 'article' thing anyway?! If it's going to be stupid like that, then you probably aren't even allergic to me at all!" he walked over and she sneezed loudly.
"Squeaky sneeze!" Shippou said, causing Inu Yasha to kick him. Then he looked at everyone, including the parody puppies and said, "It's wrong, okay?! I'm not going to leave, there is another way to solve this!"
"What then?" Miroku asked.
Inu Yasha stood there in silence. Then jumped up into the leaves of a tree, this was body language meaning he didn't know, but he would be willing to camp there for the night if they didn't try to contradict him.
So he went to sleep in that tree and had a horrible dream. He dreampt that Kagome was in danger, and when he went to save her, the minute he pulled her away from the danger, she started coughing violently, sneezing and sweating, then she died right there in his arms. He woke up quick then jumped down to go check and see if she was alive.
He kneeled next to her sleeping bag. Yep, she was awake. He spaced out watching the steady rise and fall of her chest. When he realized WHERE his eyes were, he looked at her face quickly. He spaced out again staring at her face. She was so pretty, why hadn't they gotten closer after Mike left? (AN: Because the writer felt like starting from the beginning, baby! ^_~)
Suddenly, he heard a sound to his left. He looked out into the woods. It was only a squirrel that jumped on a weak branch, nothing more. But it was enough to wake Kagome up. Her eyes opened slightly. The first thing she saw was Inu Yasha looking off into the forest. Her eyes widened in furry and shock. What was he doing watching her sleep!? That pervert!!
Kagome quickly closed her eyes when he looked back at her. She tried not to look freaked out. He had to be punished somehow. She sat there thinking, trying not to look distressed. She knew he hadn't left yet, because she sort of felt his presence next to her. (AN: Psychic! You don't even need priestess powers to get those feelings! ^_^)
Then Kagome got an idea, and boy was it good! She might laugh at herself later for doing this. She smiled in her pretend sleep and giggled.
Inu Yasha frowned. What was so funny?
Her chest rose a little and she took a deep breath. "Oh, yeah." She said drowsily. She started a slow rocking motion and made sounds of pleasure. Obviously, she had been spending to much time around Shio! ^__^
Inu Yasha, being the guy that he was, had been blessed with the dirty mind that all men have. He leaned back a little and stared at her wide eyed.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Kagome said a little bit louder. She giggled again and moaned a little in her pretend dream.
Inu Yasha looked around nervously. This was a little hard to take. Then he wondered something. "Wait a minute," he frowned at her and whispered. "Who is on the other side of this dream?" It was probably that stupid Hoho guy! Hojo? Hoho, he dunno! Or probably that whimpy wolf Kouga! She's was always so nice to him! She never tried to shove that guy' face into the mud with rosary before!
"NAUGHTY!!" Kagome all of a sudden screeched and threw her head to the side. Inu Yasha sweatdropped and winced. He stared at her like she had just done the unspeakable.
She threw her head from side to side as she screeched. "NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY DOGGY!! GO TO MY ROOM!!"
He gulped. Did she say DOGGY?! His face was probably as red as his kimono. As she continued to screech the unspeakable, he looked around at the others. With all of that yelling, he was surprised they hadn't woken up all ready.
"INU YASHA!!" her rocking motion grew faster. He tugged at the neck of his kimono and tried to shake her awake. Not that hearing her scream out his name like that didn't send deep shivers up his spine, but she was getting a little too loud for comfort. "Uh, Kagome?" he said.
Then all of a sudden she grabbed him around the waist and pulled him in with her. He screamed and she screamed with laughter as they rolled around on her sleeping bag. Then they stopped rolling with Inu Yasha on top of her staring right into her eyes with a freaked out expression on his face. Kagome smiled and said, "That's what'cha get you stalker!"
"Stalker?!" he growled at her.
"That's right! You're the one watching me sleep!" she said.
All of a sudden in Sango's sleep she groped the ground for a rock then tossed it at a tree, "Get away from me you pervert." She said.
Miroku rolled over in his sleep and said, "I swear, Sango! It wasn't me!"
Inu Yasha and Kagome sweatdropped. Then Kagome hugged him and said playfully, "Come on! Ya' know you like me!"
"Ahem."
They both froze and looked up at Shio. He stood there with an arm full of firewood. But the interested smile on his face was what freaked them out.
"Shio!" Inu Yasha shouted. His cheeks turned bright red.
"Sorry, I'll leave you alone." Was all the kitsune said. He winked, turned around, and started walking away.
Inu Yasha jumped up and shouted. "Get back here Shio! It's not what you think!" then he felt a someone's arms wrap around him. He sweatdropped, "Huh?"
Kagome hugged him tight and said in a drowsy voice, "I love you so much."
Inu Yasha probably would have said something, but at the moment was too shocked for words. "Uh....."
Then he heard the metallic sound of a knife. He jumped and turned around to face her. Kagome stood there with a with a flat angry expression and a large knife raised in her hand. "I'll get you." She said in a monotone voice. She lunged at him thrusting the blade continuously, but he kept dodging, very confused at what she was doing.
"Ka-Kagome!" he grabbed her wrists and she just stared at him. He looked at her confused and concerned. "What's your problem?!"
She growled low and said, "From it's aroura, I would have thought this body to be stronger!"
He raised his eyebrow at her. "What?! What are you talking about?!"
Then her body went limp and she lost conciousness.
"Kagome?" Well this was confusing. He picked her up and went to set her down on her sleeping bag.
SLAP!!
(AN: Man! Can't beat those onomatopoeias!)
Inu Yasha jumped back holding his cheek.
Kagome sat up and rubbed her eyes. "Hey? What happened?"
He growled sporting a big handprint on his cheek. "You idiot! Are you telling me you can't even remember trying to stab me?!"
She looked at him confused.
He growled again. "Damn it, you piss me off!"
She just responded by sneezing.
"Squeaky sneeze!"
Inu Yasha pulled Myoga out of his hair. "Myoga? What are you doing here? Usually you stay away for about seven hours before coming back after a fight."
Myoga sweatdropped then said, "That's not important right now, what is important is-" he looked off to the side and looked scared. "Uh-oh!" he jumped back into Inu Yasha's hair just as Shio entered the clearing.
Inu boi and Kagome looked over at him wondering why Myoga was afraid of him. Shio stood there with his eyes shadowed by his hair. He raised a double bladed sword above his head. When he looked up at Inu Yasha, he had a blank angry look on his face. Then he said in a low flat voice, "I'll tame you yet, you wretch!"
Inu Yasha took a step back, "Oh, crap!"
Kagome still looked confused.
Then Shio did a flip into the air and swung his sword using some kind of interesting style. Inu Yasha drew tetsusaiga and blocked it. He was holding the kitsune/dog back, but barely. Inu Yasha shouted and tossed him. Shio landed then went darting around trying to confuse him. He was very fast, and being one of the Top Dogs of Japan. (AN: See the Inu Sensai! Story under ZodiacWiz) And the Tog Dogs were the strongest dog demons in Asia.
Luckily, Inu Yasha had seen Shio's fighting style before. Shio just didn't fight because of his "lover not a fighter" policy, and because he didn't want to bruise his pretty little face. Shio threw himself into Inu Yasha's back knocking him over. Dog boi rolled over and looked up at him. Shio pointed his double blade sword at his face then shouted, "Myoga! Take control of your host now!"
Inu Yasha sat there freaked out and confused then he heard the voice of Myoga in his ear. "Sorry, master." He felt a bite then his face went emotionless.
Miroku, Sango, and Shippou woke up by now.
"What's going on?" Miroku asked.
Kagome shook her head. "I've been awake this whole time, and even I don't know!"
Then Shio smiled and laughed femininely. "Oh, hello there! I'm Suyoga the flea!" Everyone looked at him a little afraid.
"Oh, I'm Shio's flea. I'm just chasing after Myoga, my fiancé!" Shio said again in a freakishly girly voice.
Miroku was starting to shiver in fear.
Inu Yasha pulled himself off of the ground and said in a deeper voice. "What brings you here, Suyoga?"
Shio looked angrily at him and pointed, "Oh like you don't know little mister!! I've been chasing you all over the place and now you pretend like you didn't promise to marry me?!"
Inu Yasha looked slightly nervous and scratched his head, "Uh, I-I don't recall such a promise."
Shio sniffed. He held up a handkerchief and looked like he was about to cry. "I knew it! You don't love me anymore! Always having affairs with other woman! Such a lonely old woman I am. I might as well as go home and wait to die." He bit the handkerchief and made sobbing sounds. T_T
Inu Yasha waved his arms a couple of times. "That's not true! I do love you!" Shio snorted and said, "Yeah right, Myoga. Like you've ever shown you cared. I understand how it is! *Sob* Out with the old dog, in with the puppies!" He bit the handkerchief harder and sobbed a little louder.
"But I do!" he shouted. "I'll marry you! Really!"
Shio's eyes widened and he looked up from the hanky.
Inu Yasha looked a little emotional and said in his new deeper voice, "It's true, Suyoga! I might have been biting those other girls, but I would always remain loyal to you!"
Shio's eyes became all watery. "Myoga!"
Inu Yasha's eyes became a little emotional. "Suyoga!"
They both hugged intimately.
Everyone else sweatdropped. They had already figured out the two guys were being controlled, BUT STILL!!
Then it got even worse when they kissed!
(AN: HEY! Now that I think about it, these guys make a good yaoi couple! ^_~ Hellooooo, brainstorm!)
Kagome made a freaked out sound. Sango backed covered her mouth with one hand and Shippou's eyes with the other. Miroku jumped back, "OH MY GOD!!" he turned around closed his eyes and started to rock back and forth in a fetal position like Kagome had a little while ago. He kept mumbling. "Image be gone! Image be gone!"
The two guys pulled away from the kiss, but where still in the bear hug. The two fleas jumped off of them and hopped away together.
Kagome smiled after them and said, "Aw, there's nothing cuter then fleas in love! ^_^"
Everyone gave her a funny look. Suddenly, Shio and Inu Yasha regained composure, they looked at everyone else confused. "What just happened?" Shio asked. They were still hugging, they just hadn't realized it.
Miroku was still trying to drive out the demon image in his head. Shippou's eyes remained covered yet he still struggled to see what was going on. Sango and Kagome stared.
Inu Yasha and Shio blinked then looked at each other.
"GGYAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ew, ew, ew, ew! Guy germs!" Inu Yasha said backing away.
"Sick feeling!" Shio said shivering. He put his hands together and said, "Please Buddha! Send me something that will help me get rid of this gay wrongness!"
Then his ears perked. He walked over and went over to the side of the hill where he heard the sound coming from. Everyone followed. Kikyo was walking through the grass to somewhere.
Shio sighed unsatisfiedly. "Honestly! A prostitute? And why would I want HER?!"
"WHAT?!!?!?!"
Shio sweatdropped when he realized what he said out loud and who heard it. He slowly turned his head to look at Inu Yasha.
The dog hanyo looked even more dangerous then usual. "What did you say, Shio?!"
Shio's heart sank and he looked up at him horrified. He glanced at Kagome who was looking at him sadly.
"Well, ya see," Shio started. He knew he couldn't get out of it, so he had to tell the truth. "I-I went to this guys night party, only you kind of weren't there and-and there was that girl down there, and-and I-I-I-" he looked up at Inu Yasha's expression. It showed a mixture of anger, amazement, sadness, and disappointment. Shio caught each one.
Then something inside him snapped, causing him to go into an out of character hysterics. "I F*CKED HER!!!"
Everyone jumped at his outburst.
Shio shivered and continued on. He knew he was going to die anyway. "I F*CKN' F*CKED her, Man!! We did it! I did it! Sex! Coitus! The Zing Bang! Full Monty and play! The horizontal mambo! NC17! Hot in Herre! Lemonade! The Hibbity Dibbity!"
Inu Yasha stood staring at him in disbelief.
Shio made a circle with two of his fingers and stuck his index finger through them. "Insert tab A into slot B! I F*CKED HER! And it was the worst I've ever had thank you! It's like trying to make love to an ice sculpture!" he grabbed the front of Inu Yasha's kimono and practically begged him, "Please forgive me! I didn't know she was yours!"
Inu Yasha kept staring at him in shock. "Shio." He said looking down at his poor guilty friend. "How could you?"
Shio's jaw dropped and he looked up at him as if begging for mercy.
Inu Yasha pulled away from the mixed breed demon's grip and continued to stare at him, but the stare's temperature dropped. He now looked at Shio as if he were pond scum. "How could you?!"
"Please!" Shio was begging now.
Inu Yasha backed away from him. Shio had turned into the most disgusting creature he had ever seen. "Why?" the hanyo asked in shock and light anger.
Shio looked up at him pleadingly. Then Inu Yasha turned around and said in an icy cutting voice, "This is just like you, Shio! You've always been the pimp and the player!" then he turned around and looked at him dismissively. "That's all you are! A whore!"
Shio's eyes widened.
Inu Yasha turned around again. "Shio!" he said. "Consider our friendship over!" and with that he leapt off.
Shio was standing on his knees staring at where Inu Yasha disappeared. All of the color had drained from his face, as well as all the thought and emotions in his soul.
Kagome looked at him a little worriedly. "Shio?"
He slowly stood up with the blank expression on his face and walked into the woods in the opposite direction that Inu Yasha left.
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How d'ya like that? WOO! Talk about cliff hanger! But it was a long chapter! 11 pages!
Yeah, if you want a picture of Shio, just leave me your email address in your review. BTW, if you do get his picture can you do me two favors? Don't try to sell him as your own, and rate him on a scale of 1 to 10 on cuteness. 10 being highest. And be truthful! ^_~
