History as it never was (also called History: Saiyan Style)
By Lord Tabris
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z or anything related to it. Except for a 'History of Trunks' video. I wish I owned more, but oh well, that's life I guess.
I think I have lost my ability for humour because these newer chapters just dont seem as funny. Oh well, I guess I will rely on the feedback I get. Remember to review.
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Chapter 11: Wonderland
Looking around his surroundings, Gohan gave a sigh of defeat. He had always figured that his end would be more... dignified.
"Buu ate you too huh?" queried an elderly man of some unknown race as he hobbled past the boy.
Giving a short nod of his head Gohan stood and looked around.
This was something he had not been expecting when Buu ate him. Inside of Buu was a.. town. All of the victims of Buu's hunger had banded together many years ago and in an attempt to find shelter from the various fluids of Buu's body, they had built what was now known simply as 'Home'. Gohan thought of it as Wonderland. I fall down a big hole and end up in some strange world. I think I remember a similar story.
The old man who had passed him earlier nodded to a young girl who was selling flowers. "Morning Alice". A white rabbit wearing a coat and holding a watch scurried past, complaining about always being late. Gohan blinked.
It was really quite astonishing. There were roads and structures. There were stores, hospitals and even a library that contained great works written by Buu's earliest victims, dating back thousands of years.
Creatures of countless species mingled together. Most of them had never even been eaten by Buu. They were actually born in here.
Gohan was forced to leap to the side as what appeared to be a young Arlian sped past in a hover car. How these people managed to find these materials was a mystery to Gohan.
Bulma would love it down here. He thought despondently, wishing he could be back in the real world. While it was certainly interesting in here, he did miss his family and he even missed Videl.
Geez, get a grip. You have only been in here for one day. Or at least he thought it had been one day, it was hard to tell in here.
"Amazing isn't it?"
Gohan glanced to the side and saw the Kai that had watched him being swallowed. He had later found out that he was the Dai Kai, the most powerful of all the Kais.
"I think you will fit in well here Gohan." said the slightly overweight, shorter man as he laid a hand on Gohan's back.
"But.. I dont want to be in here. I want to go back." moaned Gohan as he watched another Kai instructing children in a game that looked very reminiscient of basketball.
Kai, as he insisted Gohan call him, shook his head sadly. "I'm afraid that there is no way back. Believe me, I have spent the last few millenia trying to get out of here."
Gohan sighed and sat down again. He pulled his knees up to his chest as he began to think of ways to escape. But before he could start some serious thinking, the air before him shimmered and then suddenly his father stood before him.
"Hiya Gohan!" shouted Goku, waving at the astonished boy. "Wow, I didn't know your room was pink."
Gohan's jaw hung open.
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Buu was lying in the center of the crater once again. Snot bubbles came out of his nose as he snored happily. He always liked to have a nice sleep after a big meal.
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Bulma and Chi Chi were both pacing the capsule corporation kitchen as tears streamed down their faces. Videl was sitting at the table, but was in no better condition.
"How could that monster eat my baby boy!! Now I'll never get grandchildren." shouted Chi Chi as the tears continued to flow.
Vegeta, who was walking past, stopped as he observed the condition of the three women. "What are you blasted women moaning about now!" he snapped.
Bulma cried harder. "Gohans... gone. And we want him back!"
Vegeta just stared blankly.
Videl looked at him in anger. "That monster ate him, remember!"
Vegeta thought for a moment. "Vaguely... Anyway. Get over it. I have."
And with that he marched out of the kitchen. "What was that about?" he muttered to himself.
He had lied when he said that he remembered. In reality, he had no idea what they were talking about. A lot of things happened in his day and he couldn't be expected to remember every little incident.
He chuckled slightly as he recalled something funny he had seen on Oprah.
He only remembered important things.
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Trunks and Goten stared down at the sleeping creature in awe.
Goten turned to Trunks with his eyes wide open. "Is that... bubblegum?"
Both boys stared at the monster in hunger and excitement.
Buu snorted and rolled over in his sleep.
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I hope my humour abilities will return soon. Anyway, I hope you liked the chapter. Review O.o
By Lord Tabris
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z or anything related to it. Except for a 'History of Trunks' video. I wish I owned more, but oh well, that's life I guess.
I think I have lost my ability for humour because these newer chapters just dont seem as funny. Oh well, I guess I will rely on the feedback I get. Remember to review.
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Looking around his surroundings, Gohan gave a sigh of defeat. He had always figured that his end would be more... dignified.
"Buu ate you too huh?" queried an elderly man of some unknown race as he hobbled past the boy.
Giving a short nod of his head Gohan stood and looked around.
This was something he had not been expecting when Buu ate him. Inside of Buu was a.. town. All of the victims of Buu's hunger had banded together many years ago and in an attempt to find shelter from the various fluids of Buu's body, they had built what was now known simply as 'Home'. Gohan thought of it as Wonderland. I fall down a big hole and end up in some strange world. I think I remember a similar story.
The old man who had passed him earlier nodded to a young girl who was selling flowers. "Morning Alice". A white rabbit wearing a coat and holding a watch scurried past, complaining about always being late. Gohan blinked.
It was really quite astonishing. There were roads and structures. There were stores, hospitals and even a library that contained great works written by Buu's earliest victims, dating back thousands of years.
Creatures of countless species mingled together. Most of them had never even been eaten by Buu. They were actually born in here.
Gohan was forced to leap to the side as what appeared to be a young Arlian sped past in a hover car. How these people managed to find these materials was a mystery to Gohan.
Bulma would love it down here. He thought despondently, wishing he could be back in the real world. While it was certainly interesting in here, he did miss his family and he even missed Videl.
Geez, get a grip. You have only been in here for one day. Or at least he thought it had been one day, it was hard to tell in here.
"Amazing isn't it?"
Gohan glanced to the side and saw the Kai that had watched him being swallowed. He had later found out that he was the Dai Kai, the most powerful of all the Kais.
"I think you will fit in well here Gohan." said the slightly overweight, shorter man as he laid a hand on Gohan's back.
"But.. I dont want to be in here. I want to go back." moaned Gohan as he watched another Kai instructing children in a game that looked very reminiscient of basketball.
Kai, as he insisted Gohan call him, shook his head sadly. "I'm afraid that there is no way back. Believe me, I have spent the last few millenia trying to get out of here."
Gohan sighed and sat down again. He pulled his knees up to his chest as he began to think of ways to escape. But before he could start some serious thinking, the air before him shimmered and then suddenly his father stood before him.
"Hiya Gohan!" shouted Goku, waving at the astonished boy. "Wow, I didn't know your room was pink."
Gohan's jaw hung open.
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Buu was lying in the center of the crater once again. Snot bubbles came out of his nose as he snored happily. He always liked to have a nice sleep after a big meal.
***********************************
Bulma and Chi Chi were both pacing the capsule corporation kitchen as tears streamed down their faces. Videl was sitting at the table, but was in no better condition.
"How could that monster eat my baby boy!! Now I'll never get grandchildren." shouted Chi Chi as the tears continued to flow.
Vegeta, who was walking past, stopped as he observed the condition of the three women. "What are you blasted women moaning about now!" he snapped.
Bulma cried harder. "Gohans... gone. And we want him back!"
Vegeta just stared blankly.
Videl looked at him in anger. "That monster ate him, remember!"
Vegeta thought for a moment. "Vaguely... Anyway. Get over it. I have."
And with that he marched out of the kitchen. "What was that about?" he muttered to himself.
He had lied when he said that he remembered. In reality, he had no idea what they were talking about. A lot of things happened in his day and he couldn't be expected to remember every little incident.
He chuckled slightly as he recalled something funny he had seen on Oprah.
He only remembered important things.
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Trunks and Goten stared down at the sleeping creature in awe.
Goten turned to Trunks with his eyes wide open. "Is that... bubblegum?"
Both boys stared at the monster in hunger and excitement.
Buu snorted and rolled over in his sleep.
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I hope my humour abilities will return soon. Anyway, I hope you liked the chapter. Review O.o
