History as it never was (also called History: Saiyan Style)
By Lord Tabris
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z or anything related to it. Except for a 'History of Trunks' video. I wish I owned more, but oh well, that's life I guess.
Once again I apologise for disappearing for so long. I have just been real busy. Thanks to all the reviewers :D
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Chapter 12: Back to Reality
"Dad!!" shouted Gohan as he scrambled to his feet. "What are you doing here?"
Goku grinned as he gestured above his head. "I got the nameks to wish me back."
Looking up, Gohan saw that his father's halo was gone. "Wow! I can't believe your really back."
Goku rubbed the back of his head in the familiar son gesture and laughed. Looking at the short man beside Gohan, Goku blinked. "Wow Chi Chi. You've really let yourself go," he whistled in astonishment.
Gohan sweatdropped as the kai turned bright red. "I am not Chi Chi!! I am Dai Kaioshin. Supreme overseer of the universe!"
"Really!" Goku looked around.
"Err, well.. nice place you got here."
Kai stomped his foot on the ground as hard as he could manage. "This is _not_ my place!"
Gohan shook his head and focused on his father. "Dad, can you teleport us out of here?"
Shrugging, Goku blinked. "Sure. That shouldn't be a problem."
After telling everyone in the town of their chance to escape, they were met with varying responses.
"Off with their heads!" shouted a women wearing a large gown with a heart on it.
"Why I outta.. *hic*.." mumbled the town drunk.
"About time! Now, show me to yer ship mateys," came from a man in a pirate uniform.
"Finally, a chance to kill again.... hehehehe..." ranted a man holding a large knife.
With a brief nod from Kai, Gohan shook his head. "On second thoughts, lets leave them here."
Before the people of Buu could react, both Gohan and Kai latched onto Goku.
"Let's mosey!" shouted Kai as they all disappeared.
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"Come on barbie, lets go for a swim!"
"No way Ken. I told you I wouldn't go swimming with you again. Not after what happened last time."
Suddenly, the air in the room shimmered.
The smiles of the three triumphant men disappeared as their faces turned white with shock.
"Err..." Vegeta was bright red. He was sweating. He was shaking. He looked like a man who had just been caught with a barbie doll in one hand and a ken doll in the other. "I can explain!"
"Explain what?" said a curious female voice as someone else entered the room.
Bulma stopped in her tracks when she saw her husband. You could have heard a pin drop in the silence that followed.
Suddenly Vegeta spoke, in a strangely high-pitched voice.
"This is all your fault Ken!"
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"It sure doesn't taste like bubblegum," said a small boy with black hair as he chewed.
Spitting the substance out, his companion, a boy of similiar age with lavender hair looked down at the ground in disgust. "What a rip!" he complained as he stormed off, his friend following in his wake.
When he awoke, Majin Buu would indeed be surprised to find one of his arms on the other side of the crater, thoroughly chewed.
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Dende was staring quite gleefully off the edge of his lookout. He was confident that Gohan would have forgotten all about him by now.
Cackling evily, Dende replayed the scenes of Gohan being eaten in his mind. He couldn't watch it enough.
After a few moments of enduring Dende's thoughts, Piccolo growled and booted the young guardian off the edge of the lookout.
"How disgusting," he mumbled. Dende's screams could be heard in the distance.
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"It sure is good to be back. I really missed what the outside world had to offer," mumbled Kai, his eyes glued to the porn channel.
Gohan rolled his eyes and then returned his gaze to the girl that appeared to be attached to him.
"Don't you ever leave me again!!" sobbed Videl, as she hung onto him as if her life depended on it.
Gohan sighed. "How do I get myself into these things?"
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I know Videl seems very OOC in this chapter, but this story isn't supposed to make much sense, so I doubt it matters.
I hope I can get the next chapter up soon, but school starts on monday so I am not making any promises. But the story will continue, I assure you. Please Review!
By Lord Tabris
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z or anything related to it. Except for a 'History of Trunks' video. I wish I owned more, but oh well, that's life I guess.
Once again I apologise for disappearing for so long. I have just been real busy. Thanks to all the reviewers :D
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"Dad!!" shouted Gohan as he scrambled to his feet. "What are you doing here?"
Goku grinned as he gestured above his head. "I got the nameks to wish me back."
Looking up, Gohan saw that his father's halo was gone. "Wow! I can't believe your really back."
Goku rubbed the back of his head in the familiar son gesture and laughed. Looking at the short man beside Gohan, Goku blinked. "Wow Chi Chi. You've really let yourself go," he whistled in astonishment.
Gohan sweatdropped as the kai turned bright red. "I am not Chi Chi!! I am Dai Kaioshin. Supreme overseer of the universe!"
"Really!" Goku looked around.
"Err, well.. nice place you got here."
Kai stomped his foot on the ground as hard as he could manage. "This is _not_ my place!"
Gohan shook his head and focused on his father. "Dad, can you teleport us out of here?"
Shrugging, Goku blinked. "Sure. That shouldn't be a problem."
After telling everyone in the town of their chance to escape, they were met with varying responses.
"Off with their heads!" shouted a women wearing a large gown with a heart on it.
"Why I outta.. *hic*.." mumbled the town drunk.
"About time! Now, show me to yer ship mateys," came from a man in a pirate uniform.
"Finally, a chance to kill again.... hehehehe..." ranted a man holding a large knife.
With a brief nod from Kai, Gohan shook his head. "On second thoughts, lets leave them here."
Before the people of Buu could react, both Gohan and Kai latched onto Goku.
"Let's mosey!" shouted Kai as they all disappeared.
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"Come on barbie, lets go for a swim!"
"No way Ken. I told you I wouldn't go swimming with you again. Not after what happened last time."
Suddenly, the air in the room shimmered.
The smiles of the three triumphant men disappeared as their faces turned white with shock.
"Err..." Vegeta was bright red. He was sweating. He was shaking. He looked like a man who had just been caught with a barbie doll in one hand and a ken doll in the other. "I can explain!"
"Explain what?" said a curious female voice as someone else entered the room.
Bulma stopped in her tracks when she saw her husband. You could have heard a pin drop in the silence that followed.
Suddenly Vegeta spoke, in a strangely high-pitched voice.
"This is all your fault Ken!"
***********************************
"It sure doesn't taste like bubblegum," said a small boy with black hair as he chewed.
Spitting the substance out, his companion, a boy of similiar age with lavender hair looked down at the ground in disgust. "What a rip!" he complained as he stormed off, his friend following in his wake.
When he awoke, Majin Buu would indeed be surprised to find one of his arms on the other side of the crater, thoroughly chewed.
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Dende was staring quite gleefully off the edge of his lookout. He was confident that Gohan would have forgotten all about him by now.
Cackling evily, Dende replayed the scenes of Gohan being eaten in his mind. He couldn't watch it enough.
After a few moments of enduring Dende's thoughts, Piccolo growled and booted the young guardian off the edge of the lookout.
"How disgusting," he mumbled. Dende's screams could be heard in the distance.
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"It sure is good to be back. I really missed what the outside world had to offer," mumbled Kai, his eyes glued to the porn channel.
Gohan rolled his eyes and then returned his gaze to the girl that appeared to be attached to him.
"Don't you ever leave me again!!" sobbed Videl, as she hung onto him as if her life depended on it.
Gohan sighed. "How do I get myself into these things?"
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I know Videl seems very OOC in this chapter, but this story isn't supposed to make much sense, so I doubt it matters.
I hope I can get the next chapter up soon, but school starts on monday so I am not making any promises. But the story will continue, I assure you. Please Review!
