Leon: ;;Closes the door to the Gummi Ship;; That was a rough ride. Yuffie, where are we? This looks like a jungle.

Yuffie: ;;sees Tarzan in the distance;; SQUALL! IT'S RABID! GET DOWN! ;;Grabs Leon by the arm and drags him down;;

Leon: Eh.

Tarzan: ;; sniffing the bush that Yuffie and Leon are "hiding" in;; Sniff. Sniff sniff!

Yuffie: Urk.. ;;nervous sweatdrop;; ..

Leon: What the heck is that THING?!

Tarzan: GLEEHARGH! ;;takes out spear in D + fence;; Hooheehaahaa!

Yuffie: ;;whimper;; Pleeeeeasee don't eeeeeat meeee!

Leon: -_- This is pointless.

Tarzan: Me Tarzan. Hooheehaahaa!

Yuffie: How nice.;;turns to Leon, whispering;; this guy's a real no brainer.

Tarzan: ;;sniffs the air madly;; SPOTTY JUNGLE KITTY!

Leon: Leopards?

Yuffie: Dude.

Tarzan: Spotty Jungle Kitty DANGER! We flee! ;;Randomly grabs Yuffie by the arm and DRAGS her away;;

Yuffie: SQUALL!

Leon: My name is Leon.

Yuffie: NO, GENIUS, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, "NO, YUFFIE, WAIT!"

Leon: Oh. NO, YUFFIE, WAIT!

Yuffie: oh, help I'm dragged away by a freak that wears a square of cloth for clothes! Argh! MY ARM HURTS! SQUALL!

Leon: Leon -.-

Yuffie: FINE! LEON HELP ME! ;;already out of sight, courtesy of Tarzan;;

Leon: YAY! SHE CALLED ME BY THE RIGHT NAME! O^_^O

Yuffie: -_- Leeeeooon. You seem to be distracted by something. I sincerely hope you didn't forget I'm being kidnapped by a CRAZY JUNGLE FREAK!

Tarzan: ;;Is mildly pleased, for he is dragging away a "jungle chick" from her "secret jungle crush;; (Heaven help us!)

Leon: ;;blinks;; Hmmm? OH YEAH!

"Spotty Jungle Kitty" (A.K.A. Leopard): ;;pops out from the bush randomly;; Meow?

Leon: -_- ;;makes mental reminder not to procrastinate next time his partner who's secretly HITTING ON HIM (but he doesn't know this! Nyuck nyuck nyuck) gets dragged away by a crazy jungle freak on steroids;;

Leopard: ;;feeling very ignored;; Me - OW!

Leon: ;;deep in thought;;

Leopard: MEOW?!

Leon: ;;deep in thought;;

Leopard: MMEEEEOW!?

Leon: ;;STILL deep in thought;;

Leopard: .scratch this. ;;trotts away;; You're mean.

Leon: YAY! MY STRONG AND SILENT AND IGNORANT AND DOWN RIGHT CRUEL ATTITUDE MADE THE CAT GO AAAWAAAY! I'm so special.

Yuffie: Somehow I feel ignored. THIS ISN'T FAIR, SQ- err. LEON! I CALLED YOU BY THE RIGHT NAME!

Leon: Uh.right. Sorry - I'll be there in a moment.

Yuffie: God save me.

FIVE MINUTES LATER:

Yuffie: God save me.

FIVE MORE MINUTES LATER:

Yuffie: God save me.

FIVE MORE MINUTES LATER:

Yuffie: Ugh.God save me -

Leon: Ah HA! ;;pokes Tarzan on the forehead;;

Tarzan: Owwie! THE PAIN! THE JUNGLE PAIN RUSH THROUGH MY JUNGLE FACE! ;;begins to "jungle tweak out" on the jungle floor;;

Yuffie: YAY! ^^ ;;huggles Leon;; You saved meee! Thankies.

Leon: ;;smile;;

Yuffie: ;;blinks;; Hey look, I found a puppy! ^^ ;;picks up dalmation;; You're so cute.

Leon: I know.

Yuffie: ;;thinking;; Not the way I meant it..BUT OH WELL!

END

Hey hey hey now that was fun, odd but fun well I'll write again! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!



Ari