Hey yawl it's me again. This chapter is better that the last as always.
-Ari
Yuffie: This is boring. I'm bored. Why aren't we there yet? I'm bored. This is boring. I'm bored. This is boring. ;;Yawn;;
Leon: We'll be there soon. ;;mumbling;; My god. When will she shut up?
Yuffie: I HEARD THAT, SQUALL.
Leon: Eh. ;;Suddenly receives very large ninja shuriken in the eye;; OW! OWIE OWIE OWIEEE!
Yuffie: Nyuck nyuck nyuck. ;;looks over at bleeping monitor thing on the Gummi Ship;; Dude. We're here.
Leon: Owie owie.What?
Yuffie: We're here, genius.
Gummi Ship: ;;Suddenly rams into a large tree randomly;; Moo.
Yuffie: Yeeehee. ;;winces in pain;; Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain.;;looks up to see tree;; Wow.
Leon: ;;thinking;; I won't say..I won't say. I won't say.
Yuffie: Leeeon?
Leon: Why is there a tree here - OH MY GOD!
Baggy Sweat Pants Druggie: Hi. My name's Aladdin. Who are you?
Leon: -_- The names Bond. James Bond. ;;does gun roll;;
Yuffie: And my name is Happy. Happy Chocobo.
Aladdin: Then why do your nametags say Yuffie and Leon?
Leon: ;;looks down at nametags;; Darn.We um.stole these from.
Yuffie: OUR TWICE REMOVED COUINS YUFFIE AND LEON CHING CHUNG CHANG!
Aladdin: I highly doubt that.
Yuffie: ;; tackles him;; DIE SWEAT PANTS FREAK!!
Aladdin: THE DESERT PAIIIIN! ;;does freaky desert druggie call;; Oykie oykie oykie waan naaay!
Yuffie: O.o
;;Suddenly millions of baggy sweat pant freaks surround them;;
Leon: eh? ;;takes out Gunblade;; BACK! BACK I SAY!
Gunblade: BANG! SWIPE! DOMINATE!
Millions Of Baggy Sweat Pants Freaks: EeyiyoiwaioKAY! EeyiyowaioKAYQ!
Leon: ;;Magically get thrown into Jasmine's penthouse;; Pain.
Jasmine: ;;watching a movie on Beethoven;; .And the butterfly lives Beethoven's bathtub.
Leon: Eh.
Jasmine: Ooh! I didn't hear you come in!
Leon: Because I fell through the window.
Jasmine: Tsk, tsk, tsk! That's not the way in, you should use the door, hot stuff.
Leon: H-h-h-h-hot st-
Yuffie:YOU'RE DEAD! ;;whips out randomly large ninja shurikens;; HE'S MIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE!
Jasmine: I like him too. And there's no need for violence. (VIOLENCE MUYO!)
Yuffie: YES THERE IS! I LOVE HIM, HE LIKES ME, YOU'RE NOT IN IT ANYWHERE! ;;throws ninja shurikens at Jasmine;;
Jasmine: ;;Pinned to wall by shurikens;; But he likes my big eeyyeeeess!
Yuffie: NOHEDOESN'T! HE LIKES THE IMAGE OF YOU PINNED TO THE WALL WHILE PLEADING FOR MERCY! NOW PLEAD!
;;Five puppies roll out from under the bed;;
Leon: That was random.;;flashback;; Waitasecond. What did Yuffie say about liking me?! ;;Ponder ponder;;
Yuffie: ;;blink;; Did I ;;blink;; Say that ;;blink;; Out loud?! ;;blink blink;;
Leon:..Um.It de-
Yuffie: OKAYLET'SGETTHEPUPPIESNOWHAVEANICEDAY! ;;grabs the five puppies, puts them in the sack, and drags Leon out - all at a speed of 160 miles per hour! SUGAR!;;
Jasmine: ;;In the backround;; I'm a little bit country - I'm a little bit rock-n-roll.
Yuffie: SHUTUP!
*~*
Yoho! Toddles people! I shall return -Ari
(Snowri: Neeeheehee! ;;takes out spray paint;; I WuZ HeRe!!)
Yuffie: This is boring. I'm bored. Why aren't we there yet? I'm bored. This is boring. I'm bored. This is boring. ;;Yawn;;
Leon: We'll be there soon. ;;mumbling;; My god. When will she shut up?
Yuffie: I HEARD THAT, SQUALL.
Leon: Eh. ;;Suddenly receives very large ninja shuriken in the eye;; OW! OWIE OWIE OWIEEE!
Yuffie: Nyuck nyuck nyuck. ;;looks over at bleeping monitor thing on the Gummi Ship;; Dude. We're here.
Leon: Owie owie.What?
Yuffie: We're here, genius.
Gummi Ship: ;;Suddenly rams into a large tree randomly;; Moo.
Yuffie: Yeeehee. ;;winces in pain;; Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain.;;looks up to see tree;; Wow.
Leon: ;;thinking;; I won't say..I won't say. I won't say.
Yuffie: Leeeon?
Leon: Why is there a tree here - OH MY GOD!
Baggy Sweat Pants Druggie: Hi. My name's Aladdin. Who are you?
Leon: -_- The names Bond. James Bond. ;;does gun roll;;
Yuffie: And my name is Happy. Happy Chocobo.
Aladdin: Then why do your nametags say Yuffie and Leon?
Leon: ;;looks down at nametags;; Darn.We um.stole these from.
Yuffie: OUR TWICE REMOVED COUINS YUFFIE AND LEON CHING CHUNG CHANG!
Aladdin: I highly doubt that.
Yuffie: ;; tackles him;; DIE SWEAT PANTS FREAK!!
Aladdin: THE DESERT PAIIIIN! ;;does freaky desert druggie call;; Oykie oykie oykie waan naaay!
Yuffie: O.o
;;Suddenly millions of baggy sweat pant freaks surround them;;
Leon: eh? ;;takes out Gunblade;; BACK! BACK I SAY!
Gunblade: BANG! SWIPE! DOMINATE!
Millions Of Baggy Sweat Pants Freaks: EeyiyoiwaioKAY! EeyiyowaioKAYQ!
Leon: ;;Magically get thrown into Jasmine's penthouse;; Pain.
Jasmine: ;;watching a movie on Beethoven;; .And the butterfly lives Beethoven's bathtub.
Leon: Eh.
Jasmine: Ooh! I didn't hear you come in!
Leon: Because I fell through the window.
Jasmine: Tsk, tsk, tsk! That's not the way in, you should use the door, hot stuff.
Leon: H-h-h-h-hot st-
Yuffie:YOU'RE DEAD! ;;whips out randomly large ninja shurikens;; HE'S MIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE!
Jasmine: I like him too. And there's no need for violence. (VIOLENCE MUYO!)
Yuffie: YES THERE IS! I LOVE HIM, HE LIKES ME, YOU'RE NOT IN IT ANYWHERE! ;;throws ninja shurikens at Jasmine;;
Jasmine: ;;Pinned to wall by shurikens;; But he likes my big eeyyeeeess!
Yuffie: NOHEDOESN'T! HE LIKES THE IMAGE OF YOU PINNED TO THE WALL WHILE PLEADING FOR MERCY! NOW PLEAD!
;;Five puppies roll out from under the bed;;
Leon: That was random.;;flashback;; Waitasecond. What did Yuffie say about liking me?! ;;Ponder ponder;;
Yuffie: ;;blink;; Did I ;;blink;; Say that ;;blink;; Out loud?! ;;blink blink;;
Leon:..Um.It de-
Yuffie: OKAYLET'SGETTHEPUPPIESNOWHAVEANICEDAY! ;;grabs the five puppies, puts them in the sack, and drags Leon out - all at a speed of 160 miles per hour! SUGAR!;;
Jasmine: ;;In the backround;; I'm a little bit country - I'm a little bit rock-n-roll.
Yuffie: SHUTUP!
*~*
Yoho! Toddles people! I shall return -Ari
(Snowri: Neeeheehee! ;;takes out spray paint;; I WuZ HeRe!!)
