Hey yawl it's me again. This chapter is better that the last as always. -Ari

Yuffie: This is boring. I'm bored. Why aren't we there yet? I'm bored. This is boring. I'm bored. This is boring. ;;Yawn;;

Leon: We'll be there soon. ;;mumbling;; My god. When will she shut up?

Yuffie: I HEARD THAT, SQUALL.

Leon: Eh. ;;Suddenly receives very large ninja shuriken in the eye;; OW! OWIE OWIE OWIEEE!

Yuffie: Nyuck nyuck nyuck. ;;looks over at bleeping monitor thing on the Gummi Ship;; Dude. We're here.

Leon: Owie owie.What?

Yuffie: We're here, genius.

Gummi Ship: ;;Suddenly rams into a large tree randomly;; Moo.

Yuffie: Yeeehee. ;;winces in pain;; Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain.;;looks up to see tree;; Wow.

Leon: ;;thinking;; I won't say..I won't say. I won't say.

Yuffie: Leeeon?

Leon: Why is there a tree here - OH MY GOD!

Baggy Sweat Pants Druggie: Hi. My name's Aladdin. Who are you?

Leon: -_- The names Bond. James Bond. ;;does gun roll;;

Yuffie: And my name is Happy. Happy Chocobo.

Aladdin: Then why do your nametags say Yuffie and Leon?

Leon: ;;looks down at nametags;; Darn.We um.stole these from.

Yuffie: OUR TWICE REMOVED COUINS YUFFIE AND LEON CHING CHUNG CHANG!

Aladdin: I highly doubt that.

Yuffie: ;; tackles him;; DIE SWEAT PANTS FREAK!!

Aladdin: THE DESERT PAIIIIN! ;;does freaky desert druggie call;; Oykie oykie oykie waan naaay!

Yuffie: O.o

;;Suddenly millions of baggy sweat pant freaks surround them;;

Leon: eh? ;;takes out Gunblade;; BACK! BACK I SAY!

Gunblade: BANG! SWIPE! DOMINATE!

Millions Of Baggy Sweat Pants Freaks: EeyiyoiwaioKAY! EeyiyowaioKAYQ!

Leon: ;;Magically get thrown into Jasmine's penthouse;; Pain.

Jasmine: ;;watching a movie on Beethoven;; .And the butterfly lives Beethoven's bathtub.

Leon: Eh.

Jasmine: Ooh! I didn't hear you come in!

Leon: Because I fell through the window.

Jasmine: Tsk, tsk, tsk! That's not the way in, you should use the door, hot stuff.

Leon: H-h-h-h-hot st-

Yuffie:YOU'RE DEAD! ;;whips out randomly large ninja shurikens;; HE'S MIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE!

Jasmine: I like him too. And there's no need for violence. (VIOLENCE MUYO!)

Yuffie: YES THERE IS! I LOVE HIM, HE LIKES ME, YOU'RE NOT IN IT ANYWHERE! ;;throws ninja shurikens at Jasmine;;

Jasmine: ;;Pinned to wall by shurikens;; But he likes my big eeyyeeeess!

Yuffie: NOHEDOESN'T! HE LIKES THE IMAGE OF YOU PINNED TO THE WALL WHILE PLEADING FOR MERCY! NOW PLEAD!

;;Five puppies roll out from under the bed;;

Leon: That was random.;;flashback;; Waitasecond. What did Yuffie say about liking me?! ;;Ponder ponder;;

Yuffie: ;;blink;; Did I ;;blink;; Say that ;;blink;; Out loud?! ;;blink blink;;

Leon:..Um.It de-

Yuffie: OKAYLET'SGETTHEPUPPIESNOWHAVEANICEDAY! ;;grabs the five puppies, puts them in the sack, and drags Leon out - all at a speed of 160 miles per hour! SUGAR!;;

Jasmine: ;;In the backround;; I'm a little bit country - I'm a little bit rock-n-roll.

Yuffie: SHUTUP!

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Yoho! Toddles people! I shall return -Ari

(Snowri: Neeeheehee! ;;takes out spray paint;; I WuZ HeRe!!)