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Drunken Master Rikimaru....
BARTENDER: I think you've had enough...
DRUNK MAN IN MASK: Look mom,*hic* I've had enough pineapples for the *hic* way home.
BARTENDER: So, Rikimaru, why are you wearing the mask in here?
RIKIMARU: Dammit, how the *hic* hell do you know me name?
BARTENDER: Well, about half way through your 13th beer....you stealthily assassinated eight fellow drunkards with a broken beer bottle...and then proceeded to parade around the room shouting "I am Rikimaru, Ninja Master."
RIKIMARU: I asked you a question *hic* goddammit!!
BARTENDER: I just answered it.
RIKIMARU: Oh....*hic*...yeah.
Suddenly, Ayame bursts into the Bar.
AYAME: There you are.....
RIKIMARU: Damn, you *hic* one hot mother...
Ayame slaps the hell out of Rikimaru.
AYAME: Snap out of it, we need you, the new game's starting!
RIKIMARU: One more...
AYAME: No, no more!
RIKIMARU: But....
AYAME: NO!!
RIKIMARU: *hic* yes, sir...
AYAME: What?!
RIKIMARU: I mean, *hic* mom...
AYAME: You...
RIKIMARU: Ma'am!! I meant *hic* ma'am....mumble mumble tightass *hic* mumble
AYAME: What did you call me?
RIKIMARU: Look Susie....
AYAME: Ayame.
RIKIMARU: Victoria...
AYAME: Ayame.
RIKIMARU: Dammit Beelzebub, let me finish!!
Ayame knocks Rikimaru unconscious and drags him out of the bar. She then throws him into a puddle and helps him get sober again.
RIKIMARU: I can't swim!! Not in this game!!! I could in the last one, but not in this one!!
Ayame turns off the hose and helps him up.
AYAME: You better now?
RKIMARU: Yeah, I'm good.
AYAME: Really?
RIKIMARU: Yes I said, now how much are you going to give me for my camel?
AYAME: Well, I'm going to have to make due...You still have your sword right?
RIKIMARU: No, *hic* a giant wooden girl broke it, and I threw a fit and chucked it into the ocean.
AYAME: That doesn't happen 'til later in the game.
RIKIMARU: Oh….well, *hic*, I got this deadly knife and a new *hic* stealth suit.
AYAME: That's a salad fork and a bath robe.
RIKIMARU: Same thing, now...who needs *hic* killin'
AYAME: *sigh* C'mon....
Drunken Master Rikimaru....
BARTENDER: I think you've had enough...
DRUNK MAN IN MASK: Look mom,*hic* I've had enough pineapples for the *hic* way home.
BARTENDER: So, Rikimaru, why are you wearing the mask in here?
RIKIMARU: Dammit, how the *hic* hell do you know me name?
BARTENDER: Well, about half way through your 13th beer....you stealthily assassinated eight fellow drunkards with a broken beer bottle...and then proceeded to parade around the room shouting "I am Rikimaru, Ninja Master."
RIKIMARU: I asked you a question *hic* goddammit!!
BARTENDER: I just answered it.
RIKIMARU: Oh....*hic*...yeah.
Suddenly, Ayame bursts into the Bar.
AYAME: There you are.....
RIKIMARU: Damn, you *hic* one hot mother...
Ayame slaps the hell out of Rikimaru.
AYAME: Snap out of it, we need you, the new game's starting!
RIKIMARU: One more...
AYAME: No, no more!
RIKIMARU: But....
AYAME: NO!!
RIKIMARU: *hic* yes, sir...
AYAME: What?!
RIKIMARU: I mean, *hic* mom...
AYAME: You...
RIKIMARU: Ma'am!! I meant *hic* ma'am....mumble mumble tightass *hic* mumble
AYAME: What did you call me?
RIKIMARU: Look Susie....
AYAME: Ayame.
RIKIMARU: Victoria...
AYAME: Ayame.
RIKIMARU: Dammit Beelzebub, let me finish!!
Ayame knocks Rikimaru unconscious and drags him out of the bar. She then throws him into a puddle and helps him get sober again.
RIKIMARU: I can't swim!! Not in this game!!! I could in the last one, but not in this one!!
Ayame turns off the hose and helps him up.
AYAME: You better now?
RKIMARU: Yeah, I'm good.
AYAME: Really?
RIKIMARU: Yes I said, now how much are you going to give me for my camel?
AYAME: Well, I'm going to have to make due...You still have your sword right?
RIKIMARU: No, *hic* a giant wooden girl broke it, and I threw a fit and chucked it into the ocean.
AYAME: That doesn't happen 'til later in the game.
RIKIMARU: Oh….well, *hic*, I got this deadly knife and a new *hic* stealth suit.
AYAME: That's a salad fork and a bath robe.
RIKIMARU: Same thing, now...who needs *hic* killin'
AYAME: *sigh* C'mon....
