Disclaimer: I own nothing. actually I own a few Harry Potter books, a pair of shoes, and a box of Nutter Butters, but that's it! Not this story. Nope, that's J. K. Rowling's. But I bet she doesn't own a box of Nutter Butters.

BTW: I am sorry in advance for using an offensive word. Please don't hate me!

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Chapter 4: More Then Friends

"Will you give it a rest Seamus?" Lavender sighed angrily one day at breakfast. She was sitting with Parvati when Seamus came up and made a rude comment. He said, "Why aren't you sitting with your boyfriend Ron?"

"Oh, come on Lav. Everyone knows." Seamus said jealously.

"You're being stupid!" Lavender yelled. "You're my boyfriend! Ron is just a friend!" Seamus didn't say anything, but he still looked angry. "I should be the one who's mad! You spend more time with that slut Jenny then you do with me!"

"Who's Jenny again?" Angelina Johnson whispered to Parvati. Everyone in the Great Hall was watching.

"She's the girl Seamus kissed in the hall. Remember? When Seamus cheated on Lavender." Parvati reminded Angelina.

"I did not cheat on her." Seamus said, turning to Parvati.

"Oh my God, you're such an ass!" Lavender screamed.

"Kissing someone is not cheating." Seamus said.

"So what is your definition of cheating then?" Lavender asked angrily, crossing her arms.

"If I slept with Jenny, then that would have been cheating. But I didn't! I kissed her! One little kiss!" Seamus yelled.

"You were making out with that hoer Seamus, and you know it!" Lavender screamed.

"I am, like, totally not a hoer!" came an airheaded voice from the Hufflepuff table. Jenny was standing up in her defense, twisting her blond hair around her finger.

"Shut up!" she yelled at Jenny. "You're making this something it's not." Lavender said, turning her attention back to Seamus.

"You're my girlfriend, I don't want you talking to other guys!" Seamus shouted. The whole hall seemed to go quite.

"Excuse me?" Lavender said in surprise. "Are you seriously asking me not to talk to other guys?"

"I'm not asking." Seamus said, loosing the respect of every girl in the Hall.

"So you're forbidding me?" Lavender said, stunned. "I'm not your property Seamus!"

"You are when you're my girlfriend." Seamus said.

"Then I'm not your girlfriend anymore." Lavender said, making Seamus loose his cool.

"What? Lavender I'm just doing this so you won't cheat on me!" Seamus yelled.

"Well you already cheated on me, but I'm not making you stop talking to girls." said Lavender.

"Yeah, but once you found out I stopped seeing Jenny." Seamus said without thinking.

"You were going out with her while we were going out?!" Lavender screamed. Everyone in the Hall gasped.

"Well. I thought you knew." Seamus said stupidly.

"What?!" Lavender screamed. "You told me that you and that dyke were just friends!"

"Hey," Jenny said, crossing her arms. "like, I am not a lesbian."

"Not yet. But believe me, once you go out with Seamus, you'll want to be." Lavender said, the whole Hall erupting with laughter. Jenny looked confused (as usual), twisted her gum around her finger, and sat down. Seamus' face couldn't get anymore red. He flicked Lavender off and stormed out of the Great Hall. Lavender just smiled and sat back down with Parvati.

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A/N: I apologize to all of the hoers, sluts, airheads, and lesbians that read this and found it offensive. Please forgive me!!!! I don't have anything against you!!! It was just the character!!!!