Invader Zim V.S. Sponge Bob Square Pants
Round 2: From within it's iron bars! Ms. Bitters V.S. Sandy
A/N I tried a more comedy style set-up tell me what-cha think! Enjoy chapter 2! Go gir! Did I say that out-loud? You didn't hear that! Liar I never said any thing predacious toward stu- uhhhh.. shall I get on with it then. Right well like I said before Enjoys!
Evil Dude of Doom: Remember me! I'm the Evil Guy! Well now I'm here with the UN-lucky victims on a sponge floating down the Nile.
Sandy: No Patrick Squidward was eaten by four sharks not seven!
Patrick: I thought I saw another. Patrick looks like he's looking into the back of his head where knowledge is supposedly stored.
Sandy: Patrick four plus one is five.
Patrick: Uhhh. it is?" Patrick said completely ignorantly.
EDoD: Sandy, so you think your so smart don't you!
Sandy: Well I am known as the smar-
EDoD: Goooooood! Well we all remember the rules right? I pick two people they go head to head. And our judge chooses the person who wins and the other faces penalty charges! And guess what I thought of our next victims.
Spongebob: Yeah! I took three days riding down the Nile River on me. Did I mention we were almost squished by falling pebbles!
EDoD: well warpth time!
-Five hours of rapid spinning later-
EDoD: where here, the bathrooms are to your immediate left, beware they haven't been cleaned in three years though! Everyone runs to the bathrooms vomiting noises are heard through-out the building.
Spongebob: Where are we?
Dib: I know this place. wait I almost got it, it's coming. no, no we can't be were in Skool! But it's Saturday, SAT-UR-DAY!!!
EDoD: right you are Dib, Right you are School on a Saturday.
Patrick: (just realized Squidward's Absence) where's Squidward?
EDoD: Righty then, Sandy your opponent is-
Zim: Me pick me, she will fall to my superior intelligence!
EDoD: Though I don't doubt that'd be fun, Sandy's opponent will be Ms. Bitters. Any objections? Zim?
Zim: No, no that's much better, ha, ha, ha. Die earthly squirrel die with a cream cake stuck to your-
EDoD: Good glad we agree now on with the match, by the way meet Ape, the Baboon. He's your judge!
Ape: I evolve beyond my race and all I got to show is a lousy T-shirt. It's in justice. INJUSTICE!!! Well let the *cough* best win! (Disappears)
Dib: Where is Ms. Bitters?
EDoD: in the classroom planning a perfect week of torture for you as usual normal.
Dib: Like usual?
EDoD: uh-huh, didn't you know?
Dib: .
Sandy: So when do I get to impress this teacher like I do every teacher.
Mysterious Voice: Enter if you dare, or become a living zombie!
Sandy: Well now that's impossible cause zombies are dead so they can't be living.
Mysterious Voice (no longer dark and scary like): yeah then tell it to Ms. Bitters!
*Rock from nowhere knocks out Sandy* (everyone looks at zim)
Zim: What was that a bad thing to do?
EDoD: Now is the time sandyworm enter or face the defeat charges.
-Inside classroom-
Sandy: Hello Ms. Bitters, um I'd like to get off with a good st-
Ms. Bitters: Take your seats children. You who are you?
Sandy: I'm Sandy an-
Ms. Bitters: How nice another smart one. Well today San-day we are learning multiplication, 3x3=8, 5x5=1, 8x2=4. Any questions?
*Sandy raises her hand*
Ms. Bitters: Good then let's go on.
Sandy: but-
Ms. Bitters: No interruptions!!!! 4x1=92.
Sandy: 4x1=4!
Ms Bitters: You question me!!!
Sandy: My other teachers said- Ms. Bitters: THEY LIED!! You poor evil child will get an F-- on your next test!!
Sandy: That's not fair!
Ms. Bitters: *Hiss-hiss* AND.
Sandy: M-maybe I-I shouldn't b-be penalized?
Ms. Bitters: INTERUPTION-
*wall breaks down* Ape walks in. Ape: Points tallied, Ms. Bitters 900,000 to Sandy 1 *mean look from Ms. Bitters* Ape continuing: Sorry mistake Sandy 0.
EDoD: YeAH My FAvORiTE PaRT!!!! TImE TO PUniSH AnOTHeR LOsEr!! *big red button appears* *EDoD pushes the button* *A guy in a uniform appears holding orange clothes that says 'DEtENsIONeE'*
Guy in Uniform: Welcome new recruit to distension of everlasting HeLL! *Puts orange suit on Sandy* *an endless hole appears beneath Uniform Guy and Sandy.*
EDoD: Exciting wasn't it Maybe NExT TimE I'll work on Dib and Patrick! Science Bust'n next TiME on. what are on again?
A/N: whadda think it was written in different chunks so FOGIVE ME, also SORRY SO SORRY IT'S LATE!!
Round 2: From within it's iron bars! Ms. Bitters V.S. Sandy
A/N I tried a more comedy style set-up tell me what-cha think! Enjoy chapter 2! Go gir! Did I say that out-loud? You didn't hear that! Liar I never said any thing predacious toward stu- uhhhh.. shall I get on with it then. Right well like I said before Enjoys!
Evil Dude of Doom: Remember me! I'm the Evil Guy! Well now I'm here with the UN-lucky victims on a sponge floating down the Nile.
Sandy: No Patrick Squidward was eaten by four sharks not seven!
Patrick: I thought I saw another. Patrick looks like he's looking into the back of his head where knowledge is supposedly stored.
Sandy: Patrick four plus one is five.
Patrick: Uhhh. it is?" Patrick said completely ignorantly.
EDoD: Sandy, so you think your so smart don't you!
Sandy: Well I am known as the smar-
EDoD: Goooooood! Well we all remember the rules right? I pick two people they go head to head. And our judge chooses the person who wins and the other faces penalty charges! And guess what I thought of our next victims.
Spongebob: Yeah! I took three days riding down the Nile River on me. Did I mention we were almost squished by falling pebbles!
EDoD: well warpth time!
-Five hours of rapid spinning later-
EDoD: where here, the bathrooms are to your immediate left, beware they haven't been cleaned in three years though! Everyone runs to the bathrooms vomiting noises are heard through-out the building.
Spongebob: Where are we?
Dib: I know this place. wait I almost got it, it's coming. no, no we can't be were in Skool! But it's Saturday, SAT-UR-DAY!!!
EDoD: right you are Dib, Right you are School on a Saturday.
Patrick: (just realized Squidward's Absence) where's Squidward?
EDoD: Righty then, Sandy your opponent is-
Zim: Me pick me, she will fall to my superior intelligence!
EDoD: Though I don't doubt that'd be fun, Sandy's opponent will be Ms. Bitters. Any objections? Zim?
Zim: No, no that's much better, ha, ha, ha. Die earthly squirrel die with a cream cake stuck to your-
EDoD: Good glad we agree now on with the match, by the way meet Ape, the Baboon. He's your judge!
Ape: I evolve beyond my race and all I got to show is a lousy T-shirt. It's in justice. INJUSTICE!!! Well let the *cough* best win! (Disappears)
Dib: Where is Ms. Bitters?
EDoD: in the classroom planning a perfect week of torture for you as usual normal.
Dib: Like usual?
EDoD: uh-huh, didn't you know?
Dib: .
Sandy: So when do I get to impress this teacher like I do every teacher.
Mysterious Voice: Enter if you dare, or become a living zombie!
Sandy: Well now that's impossible cause zombies are dead so they can't be living.
Mysterious Voice (no longer dark and scary like): yeah then tell it to Ms. Bitters!
*Rock from nowhere knocks out Sandy* (everyone looks at zim)
Zim: What was that a bad thing to do?
EDoD: Now is the time sandyworm enter or face the defeat charges.
-Inside classroom-
Sandy: Hello Ms. Bitters, um I'd like to get off with a good st-
Ms. Bitters: Take your seats children. You who are you?
Sandy: I'm Sandy an-
Ms. Bitters: How nice another smart one. Well today San-day we are learning multiplication, 3x3=8, 5x5=1, 8x2=4. Any questions?
*Sandy raises her hand*
Ms. Bitters: Good then let's go on.
Sandy: but-
Ms. Bitters: No interruptions!!!! 4x1=92.
Sandy: 4x1=4!
Ms Bitters: You question me!!!
Sandy: My other teachers said- Ms. Bitters: THEY LIED!! You poor evil child will get an F-- on your next test!!
Sandy: That's not fair!
Ms. Bitters: *Hiss-hiss* AND.
Sandy: M-maybe I-I shouldn't b-be penalized?
Ms. Bitters: INTERUPTION-
*wall breaks down* Ape walks in. Ape: Points tallied, Ms. Bitters 900,000 to Sandy 1 *mean look from Ms. Bitters* Ape continuing: Sorry mistake Sandy 0.
EDoD: YeAH My FAvORiTE PaRT!!!! TImE TO PUniSH AnOTHeR LOsEr!! *big red button appears* *EDoD pushes the button* *A guy in a uniform appears holding orange clothes that says 'DEtENsIONeE'*
Guy in Uniform: Welcome new recruit to distension of everlasting HeLL! *Puts orange suit on Sandy* *an endless hole appears beneath Uniform Guy and Sandy.*
EDoD: Exciting wasn't it Maybe NExT TimE I'll work on Dib and Patrick! Science Bust'n next TiME on. what are on again?
A/N: whadda think it was written in different chunks so FOGIVE ME, also SORRY SO SORRY IT'S LATE!!
