Invader Zim V.S. Sponge Bob Square Pants

Round 2: From within it's iron bars! Ms. Bitters V.S. Sandy

A/N I tried a more comedy style set-up tell me what-cha think! Enjoy chapter 2! Go gir! Did I say that out-loud? You didn't hear that! Liar I never said any thing predacious toward stu- uhhhh.. shall I get on with it then. Right well like I said before Enjoys!

Evil Dude of Doom: Remember me! I'm the Evil Guy! Well now I'm here with the UN-lucky victims on a sponge floating down the Nile.

Sandy: No Patrick Squidward was eaten by four sharks not seven!

Patrick: I thought I saw another. Patrick looks like he's looking into the back of his head where knowledge is supposedly stored.

Sandy: Patrick four plus one is five.

Patrick: Uhhh. it is?" Patrick said completely ignorantly.

EDoD: Sandy, so you think your so smart don't you!

Sandy: Well I am known as the smar-

EDoD: Goooooood! Well we all remember the rules right? I pick two people they go head to head. And our judge chooses the person who wins and the other faces penalty charges! And guess what I thought of our next victims.

Spongebob: Yeah! I took three days riding down the Nile River on me. Did I mention we were almost squished by falling pebbles!

EDoD: well warpth time!

-Five hours of rapid spinning later-

EDoD: where here, the bathrooms are to your immediate left, beware they haven't been cleaned in three years though! Everyone runs to the bathrooms vomiting noises are heard through-out the building.

Spongebob: Where are we?

Dib: I know this place. wait I almost got it, it's coming. no, no we can't be were in Skool! But it's Saturday, SAT-UR-DAY!!!

EDoD: right you are Dib, Right you are School on a Saturday.

Patrick: (just realized Squidward's Absence) where's Squidward?

EDoD: Righty then, Sandy your opponent is-

Zim: Me pick me, she will fall to my superior intelligence!

EDoD: Though I don't doubt that'd be fun, Sandy's opponent will be Ms. Bitters. Any objections? Zim?

Zim: No, no that's much better, ha, ha, ha. Die earthly squirrel die with a cream cake stuck to your-

EDoD: Good glad we agree now on with the match, by the way meet Ape, the Baboon. He's your judge!

Ape: I evolve beyond my race and all I got to show is a lousy T-shirt. It's in justice. INJUSTICE!!! Well let the *cough* best win! (Disappears)

Dib: Where is Ms. Bitters?

EDoD: in the classroom planning a perfect week of torture for you as usual normal.

Dib: Like usual?

EDoD: uh-huh, didn't you know?

Dib: .

Sandy: So when do I get to impress this teacher like I do every teacher.

Mysterious Voice: Enter if you dare, or become a living zombie!

Sandy: Well now that's impossible cause zombies are dead so they can't be living.

Mysterious Voice (no longer dark and scary like): yeah then tell it to Ms. Bitters!

*Rock from nowhere knocks out Sandy* (everyone looks at zim)

Zim: What was that a bad thing to do?

EDoD: Now is the time sandyworm enter or face the defeat charges.

-Inside classroom-

Sandy: Hello Ms. Bitters, um I'd like to get off with a good st-

Ms. Bitters: Take your seats children. You who are you?

Sandy: I'm Sandy an-

Ms. Bitters: How nice another smart one. Well today San-day we are learning multiplication, 3x3=8, 5x5=1, 8x2=4. Any questions?

*Sandy raises her hand*

Ms. Bitters: Good then let's go on.

Sandy: but-

Ms. Bitters: No interruptions!!!! 4x1=92.

Sandy: 4x1=4!

Ms Bitters: You question me!!!

Sandy: My other teachers said- Ms. Bitters: THEY LIED!! You poor evil child will get an F-- on your next test!!

Sandy: That's not fair!

Ms. Bitters: *Hiss-hiss* AND.

Sandy: M-maybe I-I shouldn't b-be penalized?

Ms. Bitters: INTERUPTION-

*wall breaks down* Ape walks in. Ape: Points tallied, Ms. Bitters 900,000 to Sandy 1 *mean look from Ms. Bitters* Ape continuing: Sorry mistake Sandy 0.

EDoD: YeAH My FAvORiTE PaRT!!!! TImE TO PUniSH AnOTHeR LOsEr!! *big red button appears* *EDoD pushes the button* *A guy in a uniform appears holding orange clothes that says 'DEtENsIONeE'*

Guy in Uniform: Welcome new recruit to distension of everlasting HeLL! *Puts orange suit on Sandy* *an endless hole appears beneath Uniform Guy and Sandy.*

EDoD: Exciting wasn't it Maybe NExT TimE I'll work on Dib and Patrick! Science Bust'n next TiME on. what are on again?

A/N: whadda think it was written in different chunks so FOGIVE ME, also SORRY SO SORRY IT'S LATE!!