BRAND NEW TEKKEN 4 ENDINGS!

Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken! And you know this, maaaaaaan!

Chapter 1: Yoshimitsu

Heihachi stands at the table as Yoshimitsu walks forward, gaurds surrounding the entire place. He stops and looks up at Heihachi.

Heihachi: "You may have won the tournament but there's no way I will hand over the Zaibatsu to the Manji. You are nothing but common criminals, and spread lies all around about this company" (I dont know exactly what he says so bear with me)

Yoshimitsu: "You slowly destroy the world with your ways. You are the convicts here Mishima." (again, bear with me)

Heihachi: "I'll never hand it over!"

All of a sudden a bang is heard over the intercom and the japanese guy comes on.

Announcer: "Sir! There's someone breaking into the vault. There's muthafuckin chaos all ovah the place!"

Heihachi looks up confused.

Announcer: "Dayum yo! The Manji liftin up the fuckin vault with a chopper, lookit that shit!"

Heihachi glares at Yoshimitsu and points to him.

Heihachi: "Shoot him!"

The gaurds whip out their pistols and start blasting away at Yoshimitsu, though the bullets only push him back, but don't harm him. Yoshimitsu looks up, and speaks though Wesely Snipes's voice replaces his T4 one.

Yoshimitsu: "Muthafuckah are you outta yo damn mind!?"

And just like the cops in Blade(though they outnumber Yoshimitsu 10 to 1) the gaurds scatter outta the room leaving Heihachi with Yoshimitsu alone.

Heihachi: *gulp*

Yoshimitsu: *with a Chris Tucker voice* "HA HAAA! Didn't know I could do that did ya! I ain't gonna stab ya this time, I'm just gon kick yo ASS!"

Yoshimitsu rushes forward and kicks Heihachi in the nuts, then flies off through the glass. Heihachi looks up after recovering to see the directors of Rush Hour and Blade with a bat and club.

Heihachi: ".....shit.."

They proceed to beat the crap outta him as Yoshimitsu flies after the chopper, singing DMX's "Party Up."

Well there we go for Yoshimitsu. More ending parodies coming soon.