Tekken 4 Endings Chapter 2: Hwoarang

Hwoarang walks out of the mall, into the parking lot and starts walking down the way, when he notices Jin Kazama in his hooded outfit and stops a few feet from him.

Hwoarang: "You're finally here!"

Jin: *looks up* "So...what do you want?"

Hwoarang: *sighs* "Jin...I'm gay.."

~Record Scratch~

Jin: *shocked* "What the fuck?"

Me: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Hwoarang: "Yes...and I've had feelings for you ever since I saw you the first time."

Jin: *Takes a step back* "Yeah, well I don't anything's gonna happen between you and me, I'm as straight as an arrow!"

Hwoarang: "You don't think so? Well I do!!!"

Hwoarang dives at Jin, trying to tackle and make out with him but Jin dives aside, letting Hwoarang skid across the floor.

Hwoarang: "OWW OW OW OW. I BROKE A NAIL!"

Jin: *oddified* "Ohhhhh yeah, major fruit cake."

Hwoarang: "Get over here husky!" *Dives again but misses*

They go through a series of diving and dodging, before Hwoarang finally gets Jin in a nasty position and is about ready to start his business when--

Army Guy 1: "Seargant! Desertion is--" *sees them* "Oh my god, what the HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THAT MAN?!"

Jin: "Get this rainbow lover offa' me!!!!" *squirms*

A gang of army men tackle Hwoarang down and handcuff him while Jin gets up, dusting off.

Jin: "Wow, thanks. And to think I was gonna kick your ass to save him from getting arrested."

Army Guy 1: "Hey man it's no problem, we'll let ya off this time."

Jin: "Thanks" *turns and walks off while Hwoarang struggles as he is forced into a shipping van which takes him off, meanwhile Jin walks, shaking his head* "Some wierd way to end his story sequence..."

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I hope everyone liked this, and please no one take offense. I'm not homophobic, I'm not a Hwoarang hater and I'm not calling Hwoarang gay really, I just thought this would be a funny idea to make his final ending comical. Review Please!