Tekken 4 Endings
Chapter 2: Hwoarang
Hwoarang walks out of the mall, into the parking lot and starts walking down the way, when he notices Jin Kazama in his hooded outfit and stops a few feet from him.
Hwoarang: "You're finally here!"
Jin: *looks up* "So...what do you want?"
Hwoarang: *sighs* "Jin...I'm gay.."
~Record Scratch~
Jin: *shocked* "What the fuck?"
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Hwoarang: "Yes...and I've had feelings for you ever since I saw you the first time."
Jin: *Takes a step back* "Yeah, well I don't anything's gonna happen between you and me, I'm as straight as an arrow!"
Hwoarang: "You don't think so? Well I do!!!"
Hwoarang dives at Jin, trying to tackle and make out with him but Jin dives aside, letting Hwoarang skid across the floor.
Hwoarang: "OWW OW OW OW. I BROKE A NAIL!"
Jin: *oddified* "Ohhhhh yeah, major fruit cake."
Hwoarang: "Get over here husky!" *Dives again but misses*
They go through a series of diving and dodging, before Hwoarang finally gets Jin in a nasty position and is about ready to start his business when--
Army Guy 1: "Seargant! Desertion is--" *sees them* "Oh my god, what the HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THAT MAN?!"
Jin: "Get this rainbow lover offa' me!!!!" *squirms*
A gang of army men tackle Hwoarang down and handcuff him while Jin gets up, dusting off.
Jin: "Wow, thanks. And to think I was gonna kick your ass to save him from getting arrested."
Army Guy 1: "Hey man it's no problem, we'll let ya off this time."
Jin: "Thanks" *turns and walks off while Hwoarang struggles as he is forced into a shipping van which takes him off, meanwhile Jin walks, shaking his head* "Some wierd way to end his story sequence..."
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I hope everyone liked this, and please no one take offense. I'm not homophobic, I'm not a Hwoarang hater and I'm not calling Hwoarang gay really, I just thought this would be a funny idea to make his final ending comical. Review Please!
Hwoarang walks out of the mall, into the parking lot and starts walking down the way, when he notices Jin Kazama in his hooded outfit and stops a few feet from him.
Hwoarang: "You're finally here!"
Jin: *looks up* "So...what do you want?"
Hwoarang: *sighs* "Jin...I'm gay.."
~Record Scratch~
Jin: *shocked* "What the fuck?"
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Hwoarang: "Yes...and I've had feelings for you ever since I saw you the first time."
Jin: *Takes a step back* "Yeah, well I don't anything's gonna happen between you and me, I'm as straight as an arrow!"
Hwoarang: "You don't think so? Well I do!!!"
Hwoarang dives at Jin, trying to tackle and make out with him but Jin dives aside, letting Hwoarang skid across the floor.
Hwoarang: "OWW OW OW OW. I BROKE A NAIL!"
Jin: *oddified* "Ohhhhh yeah, major fruit cake."
Hwoarang: "Get over here husky!" *Dives again but misses*
They go through a series of diving and dodging, before Hwoarang finally gets Jin in a nasty position and is about ready to start his business when--
Army Guy 1: "Seargant! Desertion is--" *sees them* "Oh my god, what the HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THAT MAN?!"
Jin: "Get this rainbow lover offa' me!!!!" *squirms*
A gang of army men tackle Hwoarang down and handcuff him while Jin gets up, dusting off.
Jin: "Wow, thanks. And to think I was gonna kick your ass to save him from getting arrested."
Army Guy 1: "Hey man it's no problem, we'll let ya off this time."
Jin: "Thanks" *turns and walks off while Hwoarang struggles as he is forced into a shipping van which takes him off, meanwhile Jin walks, shaking his head* "Some wierd way to end his story sequence..."
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I hope everyone liked this, and please no one take offense. I'm not homophobic, I'm not a Hwoarang hater and I'm not calling Hwoarang gay really, I just thought this would be a funny idea to make his final ending comical. Review Please!
