*Ok, i'm back with the next chapter of 'Star Wars: Episode Three and a Half'. It's two years later, and children join this whacked out household! P.S, for anyone that doesn't know, Sabé was one of Padmé's handmaidens*
Leia and Luke: Anakin and Padmé's twins
Ben and Mara: Obi and Sabé's twins
Let the madness begin!!
(Anakin and Obi are arguing in the living room)
Anakin: Leia is waaaay prettier than Mara
Obi: No way!!
Anakin: Yes way!!
Obi: NO!!
Anakin: YES!!!
Obi: Yeah, well Ben could kick Luke's butt anyday.
(They both look at the redfaced baby that never stopped crying, no matter what Anakin and Padmé did.)
Anakin: I have to agree with you on that.
(Sabé and Padmé walk into the room)
Padmé: Why won't Luke stop crying?
Sabé: Maybe he's hungry.
Padmé: Do you know how many times i've tried to feed him?!
Sabé: Oh...
(Sabé picks up Mara)
Sabé: Hi sweetie.
(Obi comes over with Ben)
Obi: They're so cute.
Sabé: I know.
(Obi and Sabé cuddle with their children.)
Anakin: Padme, why can't...
Padmé: Do you want to cuddle with a screaming baby?
Anakin: No...
Padmé: If you can get Luke to stop crying, I'll cuddle with you all you want.
(Padmé walks out.)
(Obi, Sabé, Ben and Mara watch as Anakin attempts everything humanely possible to get Luke to stop crying.)
Anakin: Please stop crying...
(Anakin starts to cry...)
Luke continues crying, but stops when he notices his father's crying.
(Luke starts to laugh.)
Obi: Well, you've done it Anakin. I always knew your skills in crying would be useful someday.
Anakin: SHUT UP!!!
(Padmé runs into the room.)
Padmé: You got him to stop crying! Anakin? Anakin!! Stop crying!
Obi: Oh god.
Padmé: He won't stop crying!
Sabé: At least we know where Luke got it from...
*That's it for now, but in the next chapter, a special guest comes to visit...*
