*Hey everyone! this is my third chapter in Star Wars: Episode Three and a Half. The kids are all five years old now and their fathers are training them in the Force. What will happen next? read on...

(Obi and Anakin are training Ben and Luke to use their lightsabers as Mara and Leia watch)

Obi(to Ben): Strike up!

Anakin(to Luke): Defend yourself!

(Luke gets hit by Ben, procedes to collapse on the floor, crying out for 'Mommy'.)

(Padmé runs into the room, armed with bandaids)

Padmé: What hurts, Luke?

Luke(crying hysterically): Everywhere!!

(Obi, Mara, Leia and Ben are trying not to laugh)

Padmé: Luke, Ben's lightsaber didn't even touch you! It only got your clothes!

Luke: I know, but it still hurts.

(Obi, Mara, Leia and Ben are on the ground laughing now)

Padmé: Anakin, talk to your son.

Anakin: My son, he's MY son now?!

(Padmé starts to speak, but is interupted by the doorbell ringing)

Ben, Mara, Leia: Grampa!

Luke: My tummy's crying...

(The door opens to reveal....Grampa Yoda!)

Yoda: Hello children!

Ben, Leia, Mara: Hi Grampa!

(Yoda walks over to where Luke is still lying on the floor)

Yoda: Up, get you!

(Yoda hits him with his gimmer stick.)

Luke starts to cry and runs to his room.

Anakin: Hello Master Yoda, I have not...Ow!

(Yoda hits Anakin with his gimmer stick.)

Anakin runs off crying, following Luke.

All: Yay!

Yoda: Tell you all a story, I will.

(Padmé, Obi, Sabé, Mara, Ben and Leia crowd around their 'Grampa', eagerly awaiting his story...)

*Next chapter will be 'Grampa' Yoda's story...stay tuned...*