* I'm back! i love writing this story, so im posting all the time! this chapter's depicting Grampa Yoda's story....read on...
Yoda: Once upon a time, a boy, there once was. This boy, gifted he was in the Force. Crazy Master Jinn brought back him, asked to train him Master Jinn did.
(Qui-Gon's ghost appears out of nowhere just as Anakin and Luke walk back into the room)
Anakin: I love stories about me!
Qui-Gon: Master Yoda, I protest! I do not...
Yoda: Hit you over the head with my gimmer stick, i will!
Qui-Gon: HA! you can't do that, I'm dead!
Yoda: Wanna bet, do you?
(Yoda slams Qui-Gon over the head with the gimmer stick.)
Qui-Gon: I didn't think that was possible...
(Qui-Gon falls on the floor unconscious, but sinks through the floor because he's a ghost.)
Yoda: Continue I will, with my story.
Luke: Am I in it?
(Yoda lets out a battle cry and chases Luke around the living room)
Everyone goes crazy until..
Padmé: S..I..T....D..O..W..N!!!!!!!
(Everyone collapses on the floor, silent.)
Padmé: You do not want to deal with me right now.
Anakin(mumbling): PMS
Padmé: WHAT?!?!?!?
Anakin: I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!
(Anakin runs out of the house, crying.)
Padmé: That's better. Please continue the story Master Yoda.
Yoda: Later I will, hmm!
*Sorry, ill continue the story next time...stay tuned...*
