* I'm back! i love writing this story, so im posting all the time! this chapter's depicting Grampa Yoda's story....read on...

Yoda: Once upon a time, a boy, there once was. This boy, gifted he was in the Force. Crazy Master Jinn brought back him, asked to train him Master Jinn did.

(Qui-Gon's ghost appears out of nowhere just as Anakin and Luke walk back into the room)

Anakin: I love stories about me!

Qui-Gon: Master Yoda, I protest! I do not...

Yoda: Hit you over the head with my gimmer stick, i will!

Qui-Gon: HA! you can't do that, I'm dead!

Yoda: Wanna bet, do you?

(Yoda slams Qui-Gon over the head with the gimmer stick.)

Qui-Gon: I didn't think that was possible...

(Qui-Gon falls on the floor unconscious, but sinks through the floor because he's a ghost.)

Yoda: Continue I will, with my story.

Luke: Am I in it?

(Yoda lets out a battle cry and chases Luke around the living room)

Everyone goes crazy until..

Padmé: S..I..T....D..O..W..N!!!!!!!

(Everyone collapses on the floor, silent.)

Padmé: You do not want to deal with me right now.

Anakin(mumbling): PMS

Padmé: WHAT?!?!?!?

Anakin: I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!

(Anakin runs out of the house, crying.)

Padmé: That's better. Please continue the story Master Yoda.

Yoda: Later I will, hmm!

*Sorry, ill continue the story next time...stay tuned...*