*Well, I'm back with another chapter! Tell me if you guys like it!*
Yoda has decided to continue his story, titled...(drumroll)...
The Visibly Seen Menace That No One Cared About
Yoda: Continue now I will. Return to Naboo, Qui-Gon, Anakin, Padmé and Obi-Wan did. A rebellion they planned, help from the fish they got, yes.
(JarJar suddenly walks in)
JarJar: Mesa notsa a fisha!
Yoda: Silence, FISH!!!
(JarJar shuts up for once and sits down to hear the rest of the story.)
Yoda: Return to the palace, Padmé, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon did. Confronted by Darth Maul they were, hmm! Killed Maul, Obi-Wan did, with anger. Used the Dark Side, Obi-Wan did.
Obi-Wan: I did not!
Yoda: You did!
Obi-Wan: Well...
Yoda: Explain to us, you will.
Obi-Wan: Maul started hitting on Qui-Gon, and that made me mad, because I was soooo much hotter than Qui-Gon. Then, once he killed Qui-Gon because Qui-Gon rejected him, he came after me! I'm not gay, but when someone goes after an old guy instead of me, that pees me off!
Mara: Go dad!
(Obi-Wan smiles at her)
Yoda: Explains your anger, it does.
Sabé(to Obi-Wan): You go honey!
Anakin: What about me? I was the one who blew up the Trade Federation ship!
Yoda: Quiet, you!
Padmé: I have a great idea! Why don't we all go to Pizza Hut!
Anakin: Is he related to Jabba the Hut? 'Cuz i REALLY hate him...
Padmé: No! Pizza Hut the restaurant!
Anakin: OHHH!!!!
All: Yeah!
Yoda: Like pizza, I do!
* Uh oh! What happens when they all go to Pizza Hut? I guess you'll have to keep reading then...~Thanx for all the reviews! You guys are great! And I do listen to them!~*
