*Hehehe, I liked what obi said about how vader tortured his prisoners! o well, i guess i just crack myself up. :)* PS: I know that the Anakin-Cna't-Sing-Thing doesn't fit in with the part from the book 'The Approaching Storm', but I had to do that!

(After everyone has recovered from near deafness, they are all eating pizza when...)

Yoda: Pizza is good, hmm!

Leia: I like it very much!

Luke: I don't. It tastes gross.

Leia: YOU DONT LIKE PIZZA???

Luke: Nope.

Leia: You wanna go, foo?!?!

Luke: Bring it on!

(Catfight follows, even Luke isn't technically a girl)

Padmé: Stop it, and Obi, stop cheering for Leia!

Obi: Sorry.

(Leia stands up triumphantly; Luke is curled up in a ball on the floor.)

Padmé: Are you alright Luke?

Luke(whimpering): No....

Padmé: Help your son please, Anakin.

Anakin: Why me?

Padmé: Because, if Leia had lost(even though it's not possible), I would have helped her. Now help your son, or else!

Anakin: Ok...

(Anakin picks up Luke and brings him to the bathroom.)

Padmé: Now Leia, never do that to your brother again.

Leia: Ok Mom.

Mara(to Leia): Good job!

Ben: Yeah, he deserved that, pizza rules!

Sabé: Ahem!

Mara and Ben: Sorry Mom.

Yoda: Pizza good, yes!

*Sorry to all you Anakin and Luke ppl out there, I never particularly liked Luke, but I do like Anakin, so I'm sorry for all the Anakin bashing, but not the Luke bashing!*