*This time, I have a serious matter to discuss. In this chapter, a bomb on the plane is discussed. If you are uncomfortable with this subject, please do not read this chapter. I am sorry if it offends you, but it is nessecary to my story plot (yes, i do have one). Again, I apologize for any emotional discomfort. Thank you.*
Anakin: Help me Obi...i'm dying...(gurgles)
Yoda: Idiot he is.
Obi: Why is his head in the toliet?
Yoda: Thought there was a bomb in the toliet, he did.
Obi: Oh god.
(A stewardess appears from around the corner.)
Stewardess: Is everything alright? Why is his head in the toliet?
Obi: He thought there was a bomb in the toliet.
Stewardess: There's a bomb in the toliet? THERE'S A BOMB IN THE TOLIET!!!!!!!!!
(She runs off screaming.)
Obi: Uhhohh...
Yoda: Idiot, you are as well!!
Meanwhile...
Sabé(watching as the stewardess runs by screaming): I wonder what that's all about...
Padmé: I dunno, but I bet it has something to do with Anakin!
(Suddenly, the plane shudders, then starts to fall towards the ground at a very fast speed.)
Luke: Mommy, I'm scared!
Padmé: Shhh...
Ben: This is sooo cool!
Mara: Shut up, you loser!
Sabé: Will you two please be quiet!
Ben and Mara: Ok..
Sabé: Now i'm going to go find your father. Stay here until I come back.
Padmé: I'm coming too.
Back at the bathroom...
Obi: Ok, Anakin, I'm gonna pull you out now, ok?
Anakin: Mphmphh!
Obi: I'll take that as a yes.
(Obi yanks Anakin out.)
Anakin: OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! That hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obi: You big baby.
Anakin: I hurt...
Yoda: Plane, crashing it is...
Anakin and Obi: Ahhh, shit...
*That's all for now, more later!*
