Author's crap: When we last left our heroes(right), they were in a crashing plane. The plane has crashed and guess who were the only survivors?

Anakin: This sucks.

Padmé: No, it doesn't! Aside from the fact that we have no supplies and we are the only

surviors of a plane crash, we're still on a tropical island in the middle of the Pacific. But wait, weren't we on a plane to L.A?

Obi: Meh. It's Aeryn's story.

Padmé: Alright then.

Luke: Mommy, my tummy's...

Padmé: IF YOU SAY THAT YOUR TUMMY'S CRYING, I WILL KICK YOUR A$$ YOUNG MAN!!!

Luke: No, that wasn't what I was going to say.

Padmé: Oh, ok. Then what were you going to say?

Luke: My head's crying.

Padmé: 1...2...3...4....Those anger management classes aren't helping!!!!

Anakin: Run Luke...

(Luke runs off into the trees.)

Anakin: He's gone. It's alright Padmé.

Padmé(humming softly): I have to find my center of calm...

Obi and Sabé: Right...

Ben: Mom, can Mara, Leia and me go swimming?

Sabé: No, there might be some sharks in the water.

(A shark pops out of the water)

Shark: No sharks here!

Sabé: Ok, well the shark says that there's no...wait...that's not right...

(Luke can be heard screaming from the trees.)

Obi: What was that?!

Padmé: Luke. I've come to reconize his girlish screams.

Sabé: Oh. Then is there really a problem?

Padmé: I dunno. Let's send Ani and Obi to check it out.

Obi and Ani: What!?!?

Padmé: Anakin, if you don't go save your son, i'll tell everyone your middle name!

(Anakin gasps.)

Anakin: Padmé, you promised...!!

Padmé: Then go save your son!

(Anakin runs off, Obi following behind)

Sabé: What is Anakin's middle name?

Padmé: Well, it's....

*What is Anakin's middle name? I guess you'll just have to keep reading...*