Author's crap: When we last left our heroes(right), they were in a crashing plane. The plane has crashed and guess who were the only survivors?
Anakin: This sucks.
Padmé: No, it doesn't! Aside from the fact that we have no supplies and we are the only
surviors of a plane crash, we're still on a tropical island in the middle of the Pacific. But wait, weren't we on a plane to L.A?
Obi: Meh. It's Aeryn's story.
Padmé: Alright then.
Luke: Mommy, my tummy's...
Padmé: IF YOU SAY THAT YOUR TUMMY'S CRYING, I WILL KICK YOUR A$$ YOUNG MAN!!!
Luke: No, that wasn't what I was going to say.
Padmé: Oh, ok. Then what were you going to say?
Luke: My head's crying.
Padmé: 1...2...3...4....Those anger management classes aren't helping!!!!
Anakin: Run Luke...
(Luke runs off into the trees.)
Anakin: He's gone. It's alright Padmé.
Padmé(humming softly): I have to find my center of calm...
Obi and Sabé: Right...
Ben: Mom, can Mara, Leia and me go swimming?
Sabé: No, there might be some sharks in the water.
(A shark pops out of the water)
Shark: No sharks here!
Sabé: Ok, well the shark says that there's no...wait...that's not right...
(Luke can be heard screaming from the trees.)
Obi: What was that?!
Padmé: Luke. I've come to reconize his girlish screams.
Sabé: Oh. Then is there really a problem?
Padmé: I dunno. Let's send Ani and Obi to check it out.
Obi and Ani: What!?!?
Padmé: Anakin, if you don't go save your son, i'll tell everyone your middle name!
(Anakin gasps.)
Anakin: Padmé, you promised...!!
Padmé: Then go save your son!
(Anakin runs off, Obi following behind)
Sabé: What is Anakin's middle name?
Padmé: Well, it's....
*What is Anakin's middle name? I guess you'll just have to keep reading...*
