Sabé: Come on Padmé, tell me!
Padmé: It's...Garfunkel.
Sabé (trying not to laugh, but not succeding): Gar..Garfunkel?
Padmé (also trying not to laugh but not succeding): YES!
(Meanwhile, in the trees...)
Obi: What is that sound? It sounds like hyenas or something?
Anakin: Aw shit. Padmé told Sabé my middle name! She promised!
Obi: Hey Ani, what is your middle name anyways?
Luke(who just appeared out of nowhere): Yeah, what is it Dad?
Anakin: Never! I will never tell you!
Obi: Fine then. I'll just ask Sabé later.
Luke: Yeah! I'll just ask Mom later....ohhh never mind, she'll never tell me....
(Luke sulks off back to camp, obviously forgetting that the reason he was screaming was that there was bird carp on his head, which is still there. Wow! That was a run-on sentance!)
Obi: So, was it then Anakin?
Anakin: I'll neeeveeer tell...
Obi: Tell me or i'll tell Padmé about the Yoda incident...
Anakin: Okok...it's Garfunkel...
(Obi collapses on the ground laughing.)
Anakin: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
[Anakin runs off crying (A/N: I don't blame him!)]
*Well, that's it for now, i no that it wasn't very long, i just couldn't think of anything funny to add!!*
