~Hey everyone! Thanks for all the suggestions, I think i've decided which way to go with the story. Thanks to jedismuggler, UROTSUKIDOYI and BUNNY. Your ideas will appear sometime soon! :p~

(Anakin is hiding in a tree, while Luke is screaming on the ground because Anakin kicked him out of the tree.)

Anakin(talking to himself): Hmmm.... I need to get revenge, but what? I know!!!

(He is so excited that he falls out of his tree)

Anakin: Dammit! I need to work on that...

Elsewhere...

Mara: Daddy, I'm hungry!!

Ben: Me too!!

Obi: Ok, hold on, I'll think of something... wait, do you guys hear that wailing sound?

Mara and Ben: Yep!

Obi: Let's get the others and check it out!

(Once the group is together, except for Anakin.)

Padmé: Where's Anakin?

Obi: He's probably the wailing sound.

Padmé: Probably.

Luke: My...

Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!

Luke: ...Ok...

(The group turns a corner to find Anakin lying on the ground, with his leg in the mouth of a shark.)

Padmé: ANI!!!!

Leia and Luke: Dad!

Obi: Slave boy! Oops, sorry, wrong Episode!

Anakin: It hurts...

(Padmé and Sabé kneel by his side.)

Sabé: Can you feel your leg?

Anakin: Yes! Hahaha, tricked you all!! You all thought that I would be dumb enough to be bitten by a shark!!

(He tries to pull his leg out of the shark's mouth, but it doesn't come out)

Obi: Did you think to kill the shark before you stuck your leg in his mouth?

Anakin: Damn, I knew I forgot something! OWWWWW!!!!!

(The shark starts to gnaw on Anakin's leg)

Shark: Does anyone have any salt?

Obi: Here you go...

Everyone: OBI!!!

Obi: Ohh, yeah, right....

Padmé: Well Kenobi, aren't you gonna do something about this?

Obi: Why is it always me saving Anakin's ass like this?

(He pulls out his lightsaber and chops the shark's head off)

Mara: Yay! Now we can have a BBQ!!!

Luke: But my...

Everyone: S H U T U P L U K E!!!!!!