Disclaimer: I do not own any of the lord of the rings characters, places,
or inanimate objects. Oh yeah, I don't own any of the songs in here either.
I just ridicule them.(
Ch. 1 Of Elves and Humans
"Ninety-nine (hiccup) bottles of (hiccup) ale on the wall, (hiccup) ninety-
nine bottles to (hiccup) drink, - hey (hiccup) ar(hiccup)wen, what's the
(hiccup) rest of the (hiccup) song?"
"No (hic) idea (hic). Why (hic) don't you ask (hic) Pippin (hic) when you (hic) see him (hic)?"
"(hiccup) Fine (hiccup)."
"Oh (hic) the (hic) floor (hic) is spi(hic)nning (hic)."
Outside the door, Pippin listened as he tried to stifle his laughter.
"Hey Merry!" he called. "Did you put some in the men's, too?"
"Yes, Pippin. I put an extra amount in Legolas's. I've never seen him drunk before." Merry whispered as he put his ear to the door. "Come on. Let's go check up on the boys."
And the two hobbits scampered off to see what the boys would do.
"No (hic) idea (hic). Why (hic) don't you ask (hic) Pippin (hic) when you (hic) see him (hic)?"
"(hiccup) Fine (hiccup)."
"Oh (hic) the (hic) floor (hic) is spi(hic)nning (hic)."
Outside the door, Pippin listened as he tried to stifle his laughter.
"Hey Merry!" he called. "Did you put some in the men's, too?"
"Yes, Pippin. I put an extra amount in Legolas's. I've never seen him drunk before." Merry whispered as he put his ear to the door. "Come on. Let's go check up on the boys."
And the two hobbits scampered off to see what the boys would do.
