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Ch.4 Of Rodents and Men
"Oy-Legolas, have you heard the one about the dwarf, the elf, and the man that go into the pub? You see, the man goes in, and he orders a drink, but the-thank you, Pippin, Well, as I was saying, the man orders a drink, when he." Pippin rolled his eyes at the man who's plate he was removing. If he heard one more "thank you, Pippin", he was going to kill someone. Seriously. At first, when he heard what the Lord Aragorn wanted him to do, he and Merry had been shocked, surprised, and infuriated. To have to stay in within several feet of delicious food all day, able to smell it, see it, touch it, but never taste it, was pure torture for a normal hobbit. But then, he reasoned, because they were still technically in the army, spiking their king's punch could have been construed as an attempt to kill him.but no matter. The had it coming for them. He looked across the room and looked at Merry, watching him supress his laughter. "And then the dwarf says-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Arwen! Arwen, what's the matter?" yelled Aragorn as he rose from his place at the table, across from Arwen." "Squirrel . . . in my honeycake!" What followed next cannot be cescribed in words. "Aragorn, your sword!"
"Faramir, no! It's only a little squirrel! Don't hurt it! Put your swords awaay!!!" "Eowyn, stay back." "Legolas, what are you doing! Put that arrow down! Now! " "Arwen, let go of my arm!" "I will when you let the squirrel go!" "I'm your husband and a ranger! I know about these things!"
"And I'm 2,800 years older than you!" "SAVE THE SQUIRRELS!!!" "Eowyn! Let me get at him!" By the time Arwen managed to prop open a window and Eowyn managed to throw the squirrel out, the table was overturned, the curtains were ripped down, two of the chairs were broken, most of the breakfast was on . . . most of everybody's clothes, and the honeycakes were stuck in Legolas's hair. Oh yeah, and Merry and Pippin were nowhere to be seen.
Ch.4 Of Rodents and Men
"Oy-Legolas, have you heard the one about the dwarf, the elf, and the man that go into the pub? You see, the man goes in, and he orders a drink, but the-thank you, Pippin, Well, as I was saying, the man orders a drink, when he." Pippin rolled his eyes at the man who's plate he was removing. If he heard one more "thank you, Pippin", he was going to kill someone. Seriously. At first, when he heard what the Lord Aragorn wanted him to do, he and Merry had been shocked, surprised, and infuriated. To have to stay in within several feet of delicious food all day, able to smell it, see it, touch it, but never taste it, was pure torture for a normal hobbit. But then, he reasoned, because they were still technically in the army, spiking their king's punch could have been construed as an attempt to kill him.but no matter. The had it coming for them. He looked across the room and looked at Merry, watching him supress his laughter. "And then the dwarf says-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Arwen! Arwen, what's the matter?" yelled Aragorn as he rose from his place at the table, across from Arwen." "Squirrel . . . in my honeycake!" What followed next cannot be cescribed in words. "Aragorn, your sword!"
"Faramir, no! It's only a little squirrel! Don't hurt it! Put your swords awaay!!!" "Eowyn, stay back." "Legolas, what are you doing! Put that arrow down! Now! " "Arwen, let go of my arm!" "I will when you let the squirrel go!" "I'm your husband and a ranger! I know about these things!"
"And I'm 2,800 years older than you!" "SAVE THE SQUIRRELS!!!" "Eowyn! Let me get at him!" By the time Arwen managed to prop open a window and Eowyn managed to throw the squirrel out, the table was overturned, the curtains were ripped down, two of the chairs were broken, most of the breakfast was on . . . most of everybody's clothes, and the honeycakes were stuck in Legolas's hair. Oh yeah, and Merry and Pippin were nowhere to be seen.
