A:N ok heres the deal my computer (the one im typin on right now) is being a really tempermental peice of junk.However, i have some ideas so ill keep typin and updating. PLease R/R or i'll be very sad

Disclaimer: Do you really think I own Harry Potter and crew? If so then why would I be writing fanfiction right now if I could be swimming in an Olympic sized swimming pool of jell-O?

Harry Potter and the Story With no Title as of Now Ch 6

It was another average crystal clear and sunny day in my small home town of New Valley wyoming, (note i don;t live in wymoning nore do i no if there really is a new valley wyoming, if there is i don't mean what i say about your town) and I hated it. It always seemed to be sunny where i lived and it was really starting to piss me off. Sunny this sunny that, why for once could it not just rain or hail or even just have a a cloud rear its ugly head out in the sky. I had just woken up and was wondering if I should continue writing my satrical script on subarian americana life which i hoped to publish into a major film at some other date. "Nah" I thought to myself,"I'd rather go to the movies...

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"Checkmate" Ron said to Harry as they played a game of wizards chess outside next to the lake.
"Wana play again?", Ron asked.
"Uh sorry, I got to go" Harry said as he scrambled to his feet and started briskly walking towards the castle.
"hum, I wonder what that's about" Ron mused to himself "well if Harry's off doing his thing I guess I'll go find Hermione...
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I had finally decided to go see a movie because frankly I wasn't in a mood to do much else and I had nothing better to do. It was just the kind of movie I needed to watch to get my head thinking as to what to do this long boring summer. I live in a small town of less then 10,000 where there is nothing to do and the only thing to do on weekends is go cow tipping.
I was thinking of what my next Harry Potter fanfiction would be about as I lazily walked towards the payphones in the lobby. Slowly I made my way through the enormous crowd and as I reached the bank of payphones I saw a kid, around my age of 15, who looked eerily like Harry Potter. "Gee", I thought to myself "he'd make a pretty good Harry Potter in the next movie". That was when the raven haired boy approached me and said " hi I'm Harry Potter". (I was thinking of ending it there but then everyone who reviews or anyone for that matter would be like that was way too short)
"Yeah , I replied jokingly , "and I'm Albus Dumbledore".
The youth then preceded to lift up his mop of hair and show me a lightning blot shaped scar.
"Wow", I muttered, "you either burnt yourself with a lighting blot shaped piece of wire, or , noticing his bloodshot eyes for the first time, you were probably high on something and decided to chizzle a lighting bolt into your forehead." With that I reached around his lanky arms, distributed my 25 cents into the payphone and was about to call my mom to pick me up when the boy interrupted me once more.
"Albus Dumbledore sent me to find you Chris" he said.
"Sure" I responded while rolling my eyes. I then proceeded to dial my phone number and I heard my mom pick up.
"Mom, the movie is over you can come and pick me up" I told her.
"Yeah sure hang on Chris" she said in a distracted tone.
I thought something was up so I asked her "mom is anything wrong ?"
"No" , she responded "It's just that there is this Albus Dumbledore character here who says that he sent some Harry Potter person to pick you up".
"Hah good joke mom, I'll be waiting for you" and with that I hung up the payphone.
"Harry" then preceded to take out a twelve inch and stick point it at a movie stub on the ground.
"Oh, and let me guess that's your magic wand" I stated scarcastilcy.
"Yup" he answered. He then proceeded to mutter some Latin words and the stub rose effortlessly into the air.
"Wow that's some magic" I said not at all impressed. "It was just the heating vent underneath the stub turned on rising it up into the air", I explained pointing at the vent below where the stub once was.
"Fine if you want to see some real magic take my hand" he stated. He then forcibly grabbed my hand and with a *pop* we where gone...

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(I was going to end it as a cliffy there but I don't know how much more I'll be able to type this week so I'll keep going)

With another *pop* we reappeared in my living room. There I noticed a man wearing a long cloak with an extremely long silvery beard.
"Let me guess" I said "you must be Albus Dumbledore" as I went and shook his hand.
"Take a seat Chris, this could take some explaining to do" Dumbledore said. Dumbledore then explained that he had been sent as a liaison by Minster Fudge to recruit me as part of a program.
"You see Chris, even Muggles like yourself have some magical power hidden deep within yourself.. All you need is to release this power outwards. This being said Minster fudge and the Unspeakables came up with a plan to recruit Muggles in our war against Voldermort. There theory was that if a person became so caught up in the magical world then possibly their actual magic level would increase. The unspeakables have been keeping tabs on you for about a year now and we have watched your magic grow to an astonishing level. Therefore, we want you to come to Hogwarts and train like a normal wizard. We have gone through your records and seen that you are very bright, all you have to do is apply yourself."
I took a deep breath and let the enormity of what he had just said seep in. "So what your are saying is that the unspeakables are like the muggle CIA and have been keeping tabs on me for a year so that I can be incorporated into your program."
"Yes" Dumbledore responded.
"Oh I get it", the realization of what had actually transpired rushing from my brain "you published the books so that people would get hooked on them , in hope that their magical levels would rise and that they could become witches and wizards that could be used to help in the fight against Voldermort. Therefore, all the stuff about voldermort being back is true and your world really exists.'
"Very good" Dumbledore said.
"So do I have to pay any money or anything to go to Hogwarts ?" I inquired
"No you will be on a magical scholarship, you will still have to pay for supplies and what not but your education will be payed in full by the ministry". responded Dumbledore
"But how will I catch up to everyone else in my year ?" I asked.
'Well you will leave with Harry and I now, via floo powder and later tonight professor mcgonical (spelling) will take you to Diagon Alley to get your supplies" Dumbledore answered, "after that you will work with each of the professors for the rest of the summer to get you up to speed on everything you know".
I hastily went up to my room and packed a bag and then told my mom that I would write to her as soon as I got there. With that I threw a pinch of floo powder into the fireplace and bellowed "Dumbledore office". I stepped into the fire place and it felt like I was on one of those spinny things at the playground that you run around and jump on. Before I knew what was happening I was inside a weirdly decorated office looking at a phoenix.
After I got myself partially acquainted with the castle professor mcgonical and I were off to Diagon Alley. First, I purchased some robes and supplies and then I went and got my wand from Ollivanders. The old man really freaked me out but after about 40 wands I found the right wand. It was 13 and half inches made of cherry with a phoenix feather inside. Ollivanders said it was good for charms, I suspected that he was right, but what would I know I was just a muggle.
I had just finished purchasing myself my required books and some for light reading ( a thousand page book on how to become an amigauis (sp) and a book on how to curse your friends) when I decided I needed a pet. I went into the magical pet shop (can't remember the name) and was contemplating what to buy when I saw an oddly colored phoenix. It was blue and orange and I knew instantly that was the animal which I wanted. I bought the phoenix which I named Nicolosi (after my crazy history teacher) and, was about to go get an ice cream before meeting Mcgonical at the leaky couldron ,when I saw a blinding flash of white light and saw a vison of people in black robes attacking Diagon alley. In the vison I heard the big central clock strike 6, then the vison was over and I had the strongest sense of deja vu. All of a sudden the big clock struck 6 and I had a feeling of foreboding fear. That was when all heck broke loose...........

A:N well that's all for now. Hoped u liked it please leave some constructive critism or what not but please review. Thanx I ll try to post again by Saturday if I can.