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*The sorting hat exploded into a trillion pieces and the kid just sat there on the three legged stool with a sheepish grin on his face...*

The students were all stunned, some screamed but most of them just whispered amongst themselves. Dumbledore mentioned for me to go over to talk to him and in a hushed tone he asked me to explain what happened.
"Well," I began "I put on the hat, and it started looking through my head. I was sotra mad at it as it could see all my private thoughts and stuff. So then the hat and I, had a debate on the merits and the demerits of having a magical item determine your future. While I was talking to it I thought about how the founder's created the hat. I guess I got a little too far into the inner resecies of the hat's mind, it must have activated some kind of self destruct button and then it exploded.
"Ok" Dumbledore then cleared his throat ,"Ah students, it seems that Mr. Palmer penetrated the Sorting Hat's neurological defenses. This is the first time this has ever happened and I'm not quite sure in which house to place him." Then Dumbledore's eyes began to twinkle and I knew he had a plan. "As I was explaining last year, it is important to increase magical cooperation in these dire days, with that in mind I've decided to have Mr. Palmer rotate houses weekly. Being alphabetical, this week he'll be in Gryiffindor, next Hufflepuff then Ravenclaw and Slytherin. And with that, let us eat."
I sat down at the end of the Gryfindor table next to a couple of first years. The food was good and it seemed that no one wanted to talk to me. Not that I minded.
After the feast I went up to the tower was told to go to the 5th room boys dormitory. I was tired after my long day and I quickly fell asleep.
The first day of classes were interesting as many students came up to me and said hi. My first class was Potions and Snape didn't seem that bad, he even gave Gryfindor 5 points for having Harry and Ron make a correct numbing potion. Next was Herbology which was pretty cool. Lunch followed that and then I had DADA with the new Professor Figg. She was a nice middle age lady (around Sirus and Remus') age.
The next few weeks passed by in a blur as I became adjusted to the new surroundings of Hogwarts. I did very well in my classes even though I didn't study for any of the exams and I usually only did my homework the night before it was due. I had gone through one full rotation of the houses and I was back with gryfindor for the week, Many students still didn't talk to me and I didn't talk to them It was the first weekend of October when Harry Potter ran into the common room at 8 o clock on a Saturday morning mumbling about needing a new commentator cause Lee had super umagaical Laryngitis and Madame Promfrey insisted that he stayed in the hospital till at least Monday.
"Attention" , harry said " is anyone interested in being the commentator for today's quditch match between us and Slytherin as Lee has fallen ill?"
He looked around with almost a begging look and then from behind the New York times that I was reading I said I'd do it/
He seemed to not have noticed me. "Anyone please?" harry continued
"I said I'd do it" I exclaimed
"Um , ok" Harry said sort of nervously.
"Just make sure that your out to the pitch by 10:30 for the match Palmer" stated Harry
"Ay Captain" I responded.

10:30 quickly arrived and there I was about to commentate my first ever quditch match when...

A:N im tired so ill end it here. Also it's a decent cliffy. Please review just click the button that says review it wont bite.