Lord of the Rings...Yu-Gi-Oh style (I got it right this time!)
Sinea: Osiris... I really hope that Malik's pyromaniac side doesn't kick in...
Li: Don't worry. I stole his matches.
Sinea: Is that supposed to make me feel better?
Li: It depends on how you look at it.
Sinea: Dear Ra... Crud, more disclaimers...
Disclaimer: I STILL don't own Yugioh. I also still own the afore mentioned characters. And my friends still own theirs. Also (I forgot this last time) I don't own Lord of the Rings, although I do own the Ring of Power... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! And I wish it worked... I also wish I owned Legolas... he's soooooooo hot...
Li: ^_^U
Sinea: (glomps Seto dressed as Legolas)
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~One Week Later~
Syra: Amore and I have compiled a cast list! I'll give you each a separate script. Your lines have been highlighted. (hands out scripts)
Yugi: Oh great, I'm a short person.
Random person: Duh.
Dark Malik: How come I have to be a mortal?
Amore: Because we ran out of parts, now shut up.
Dark Malik: Grr...
Tristan: (puzzled look) Who's Haldir?
Syra: (getting irritated) Enough questions! Now Tea and Mai, get to work.
Bakura: (fearful) On what?
~5 Hours Later~
(In a makeshift cave, Bakura, complete with robe and staff, stands in front of a cardboard Barlog. Frodo (Yugi), Sam (Joey), Merry (Yami), Pippin (Mokuba), Legolas (Seto) , Aragorn (Malik), Gimli (Weevil) And Borimir (Dark Malik) are in the background)
Bakura: Uh...you shall not pass!
Yugi: Bakura! Oh, wait, uh... Gandalf!
Bakura: (Rambles Gandalf's speech) YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS! (Slams staff down)
(Barlog sways and falls over)
Bakura: O.O Wow. I did it.
Syra: Bakura! Fall off!
Bakura: Oh, right, uhhh... (jumps off bridge) Fly you foooooooooooooools! (a smack is heard)
Amore: Ooooooooooh...
Joey: That's gotta hurt.
Bakura: (moan)
~1/2 hour later~
(Yugi and Joey are pretending to sleep on a mountainside. Yugi is tossing and turning)
Yugi: (sits bolt upright) Gandalf!
Joey: (yawn) what's up Mr. Frodo? (yawn)
Yugi: (Shivers) Nothing, just a nightmare.
Damian: (is perched up on a rock) Filthy hobbitses... We takes the precious, and we kills the hobbitses...(He tries to say more, but bites his tongue) OWWWWWW!!!!! = = = = ^^ = = = = Angela, it hurts!!!! ( pulls tongue out to inspect it)
Angela: I am not kissing it.
Cast: Ewwww...
Syra: Damian, focus!
Damian: Sorry (sniff = ^.^=) Now where was I... Oh yeah... filthy hobbitses...(he tackles Yugi)
Yugi: Ahh! Damian, hentai, get off! Joey, help!
Joey: (jumps and tries to save Yugi, but ends up flattening both Yugi and Damian)
Yugi: Joey...Get off...cant(gasp) breath...
Joey: (looks down) Oh, sorry Yug. (he gets off)
Syra: We skipped a whole scene!
Nova-Rhenn: (from behind camera) oh well, just go!
Malik: (sighs) On to Rohan.
Li: Thank you Sir Enthusiastic.
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Sinea: Chapter two is done! My poor hands...
Seto: Your fault!
Sinea: -_- Shut up.
Li: Since Sinea is too busy to say this, I will. Please, R&R! Thankies!
Sinea: Osiris... I really hope that Malik's pyromaniac side doesn't kick in...
Li: Don't worry. I stole his matches.
Sinea: Is that supposed to make me feel better?
Li: It depends on how you look at it.
Sinea: Dear Ra... Crud, more disclaimers...
Disclaimer: I STILL don't own Yugioh. I also still own the afore mentioned characters. And my friends still own theirs. Also (I forgot this last time) I don't own Lord of the Rings, although I do own the Ring of Power... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! And I wish it worked... I also wish I owned Legolas... he's soooooooo hot...
Li: ^_^U
Sinea: (glomps Seto dressed as Legolas)
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~One Week Later~
Syra: Amore and I have compiled a cast list! I'll give you each a separate script. Your lines have been highlighted. (hands out scripts)
Yugi: Oh great, I'm a short person.
Random person: Duh.
Dark Malik: How come I have to be a mortal?
Amore: Because we ran out of parts, now shut up.
Dark Malik: Grr...
Tristan: (puzzled look) Who's Haldir?
Syra: (getting irritated) Enough questions! Now Tea and Mai, get to work.
Bakura: (fearful) On what?
~5 Hours Later~
(In a makeshift cave, Bakura, complete with robe and staff, stands in front of a cardboard Barlog. Frodo (Yugi), Sam (Joey), Merry (Yami), Pippin (Mokuba), Legolas (Seto) , Aragorn (Malik), Gimli (Weevil) And Borimir (Dark Malik) are in the background)
Bakura: Uh...you shall not pass!
Yugi: Bakura! Oh, wait, uh... Gandalf!
Bakura: (Rambles Gandalf's speech) YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS! (Slams staff down)
(Barlog sways and falls over)
Bakura: O.O Wow. I did it.
Syra: Bakura! Fall off!
Bakura: Oh, right, uhhh... (jumps off bridge) Fly you foooooooooooooools! (a smack is heard)
Amore: Ooooooooooh...
Joey: That's gotta hurt.
Bakura: (moan)
~1/2 hour later~
(Yugi and Joey are pretending to sleep on a mountainside. Yugi is tossing and turning)
Yugi: (sits bolt upright) Gandalf!
Joey: (yawn) what's up Mr. Frodo? (yawn)
Yugi: (Shivers) Nothing, just a nightmare.
Damian: (is perched up on a rock) Filthy hobbitses... We takes the precious, and we kills the hobbitses...(He tries to say more, but bites his tongue) OWWWWWW!!!!! = = = = ^^ = = = = Angela, it hurts!!!! ( pulls tongue out to inspect it)
Angela: I am not kissing it.
Cast: Ewwww...
Syra: Damian, focus!
Damian: Sorry (sniff = ^.^=) Now where was I... Oh yeah... filthy hobbitses...(he tackles Yugi)
Yugi: Ahh! Damian, hentai, get off! Joey, help!
Joey: (jumps and tries to save Yugi, but ends up flattening both Yugi and Damian)
Yugi: Joey...Get off...cant(gasp) breath...
Joey: (looks down) Oh, sorry Yug. (he gets off)
Syra: We skipped a whole scene!
Nova-Rhenn: (from behind camera) oh well, just go!
Malik: (sighs) On to Rohan.
Li: Thank you Sir Enthusiastic.
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Sinea: Chapter two is done! My poor hands...
Seto: Your fault!
Sinea: -_- Shut up.
Li: Since Sinea is too busy to say this, I will. Please, R&R! Thankies!
