Lord of the Rings...Yu-Gi-Oh style (I got it right this time!)

Sinea: Osiris... I really hope that Malik's pyromaniac side doesn't kick in...

Li: Don't worry. I stole his matches.

Sinea: Is that supposed to make me feel better?

Li: It depends on how you look at it.

Sinea: Dear Ra... Crud, more disclaimers...

Disclaimer: I STILL don't own Yugioh. I also still own the afore mentioned characters. And my friends still own theirs. Also (I forgot this last time) I don't own Lord of the Rings, although I do own the Ring of Power... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! And I wish it worked... I also wish I owned Legolas... he's soooooooo hot...

Li: ^_^U

Sinea: (glomps Seto dressed as Legolas)

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~One Week Later~

Syra: Amore and I have compiled a cast list! I'll give you each a separate script. Your lines have been highlighted. (hands out scripts)

Yugi: Oh great, I'm a short person.

Random person: Duh.

Dark Malik: How come I have to be a mortal?

Amore: Because we ran out of parts, now shut up.

Dark Malik: Grr...

Tristan: (puzzled look) Who's Haldir?

Syra: (getting irritated) Enough questions! Now Tea and Mai, get to work.

Bakura: (fearful) On what?

~5 Hours Later~

(In a makeshift cave, Bakura, complete with robe and staff, stands in front of a cardboard Barlog. Frodo (Yugi), Sam (Joey), Merry (Yami), Pippin (Mokuba), Legolas (Seto) , Aragorn (Malik), Gimli (Weevil) And Borimir (Dark Malik) are in the background)

Bakura: Uh...you shall not pass!

Yugi: Bakura! Oh, wait, uh... Gandalf!

Bakura: (Rambles Gandalf's speech) YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS! (Slams staff down)

(Barlog sways and falls over)

Bakura: O.O Wow. I did it.

Syra: Bakura! Fall off!

Bakura: Oh, right, uhhh... (jumps off bridge) Fly you foooooooooooooools! (a smack is heard)

Amore: Ooooooooooh...

Joey: That's gotta hurt.

Bakura: (moan)

~1/2 hour later~

(Yugi and Joey are pretending to sleep on a mountainside. Yugi is tossing and turning)

Yugi: (sits bolt upright) Gandalf!

Joey: (yawn) what's up Mr. Frodo? (yawn)

Yugi: (Shivers) Nothing, just a nightmare.

Damian: (is perched up on a rock) Filthy hobbitses... We takes the precious, and we kills the hobbitses...(He tries to say more, but bites his tongue) OWWWWWW!!!!! = = = = ^^ = = = = Angela, it hurts!!!! ( pulls tongue out to inspect it)

Angela: I am not kissing it.

Cast: Ewwww...

Syra: Damian, focus!

Damian: Sorry (sniff = ^.^=) Now where was I... Oh yeah... filthy hobbitses...(he tackles Yugi)

Yugi: Ahh! Damian, hentai, get off! Joey, help!

Joey: (jumps and tries to save Yugi, but ends up flattening both Yugi and Damian)

Yugi: Joey...Get off...cant(gasp) breath...

Joey: (looks down) Oh, sorry Yug. (he gets off)

Syra: We skipped a whole scene!

Nova-Rhenn: (from behind camera) oh well, just go!

Malik: (sighs) On to Rohan.

Li: Thank you Sir Enthusiastic.

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Sinea: Chapter two is done! My poor hands...

Seto: Your fault!

Sinea: -_- Shut up.

Li: Since Sinea is too busy to say this, I will. Please, R&R! Thankies!