Lord of the Rings... Yu-Gi-Oh style
Sinea: Chapter 3! Woohoo! And, Syra, yes, I typed ALL of this, so I have a right to say that my hands hurt afterwards, so there! Anywayz...
Li: (whispering) She's running out of ideas for the entry thing.
Sinea: Oh, BTW, I'm sorry it took me so long to update, for those of you who read this thing and reviewed it. (Gives a nasty look to people who read but didn't review)
Disclaimer: Refer to chapters 1 and 2. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! I don't even own my soul! I used to, but Yami Malik banished it to the Shadow realm a few days ago. (We ran out of sugar. And fuel for his flamethrower.) I DO own my characters, and my friends sill own theirs.
TO THE FICCY!!!!!!!
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(Now on a large field with many rocks. Malik, Seto and Weevil are running along...)
Amore: I hope you guys know that this is only practice.
Malik: WHAT?! Ra, you made us run and it's only practice? @#!%^$ you woman.
Joey: Watch it Malik, or I'm gonna come over there and...
Malik: Empty threat Joey.
Syra: Be quiet you two.
Seto: (stops running and starts panting) Hey (pant) Amore, Syra, (pant pant) can my yami do this part?
Malik: You have a yami?
Seto: Yes (pant) Comes from my emotions, just like yours.
Malik: (mutters)
(Seto closes his eyes and concentrates. A minute later, a dejected spirit comes out)
Seton: (Seto's yami) Must you wake me up?
Seto: Yes.
Seton: Grrrrr...
Seto: Hey, can you do this part for me?
Seton: What do I have to do?
Seto: Uhhh... (Looks at script) run... run... shoot arrows... run... punch people... run... jump on a horse... shoot more arrows... use swords... yeah.
Seton: (considers) MAKEUP!
Seto: Whew!
Bakura: You're lucky your yami does anything at all for you. I try to get mine to help, but noooooo, he just sits around and controls my body, he never helps out.
E. Bakura: Come on, I'm 5000 years old, what do you expect me to do?
Joey: Get off your keister and let Mai do your makeup.
E. Bakura: (Glares)
(Finally, the scene starts. Malik, Seton, and Weevil are running. Weevil is not happy)
Malik: (Talking to himself) Okay, here's where I stop...
(He stops and presses his ear to the ground)
Malik: They're moving fast.
Seton: Well, how fast do you expect Rare Hunters to move?
Malik: Shut up. Okay, lets go.
(They take of running)
Weevil: Hey, wait! It's kinda hard to run with armor on!
Seton: Your fault!
Weevil: Why is it my fault?
Malik: Cause you are the one who got cast as Gimli. And you accepted it too.
Weevil: (Mutters dejectedly)
Syra: Start running!
Seton: Sorry, not my fault, Weevil's-
Amore: JUST RUN!
(They start running...again...)
Seton: (Goes on top of a rock and peers out over "Rohan")
Malik: Hey, Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?
Seton: @#!%$ near-sightedness... oh, uh... the Orc prints are turning east! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Weevil: 3 days pursuit... no food... no rest...
Seton: Come on Gimli, Aragorn's way ahead of us!
Weevil: Shut up, Legolas, I'm fine. Cept we Dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.
Syra: Cut! Good, guys, good. Now where are the rare hunters? Are they in costume?
(No one answers)
Amore: Where is everybody?
Sinea: Don't look at me!
Seto: I wonder where they all went.
Seton: Notta clue.
Syra: Hey, what's that?
(Amore, Syra, Sinea, Seto, Seton, Weevil and Malik go over to the commotion. Yugi is Yami Yugi and is dueling Dark Malik.)
Syra and Amore: (Blood boils)
Joey: (notices Syra and Amore) TAKE COVER!
Everyone: (Runs for cover)
Syra and Amore: (Rage subsides)
Syra: YUGI!
Yami Yugi: (Jumps) What?
Syra: Yami, get out.
Yami: But...but...but... Syra! We were right in the middle of a duel!
Amore: There will be no and I mean NO duels on this set.
Yami: But-
Syra: But nothing. Yami, get out and let me talk to Yugi.
Yami: (Pouting) Fine.
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Sinea: Sorry if I sorta chopped up the dialogue. I haven't seen the movie since January.
Seto: Too bad for you.
Sinea: Shut up.
Li: Okay, R&R time. We hope you like. And also, my friend Syra asked me to ask you readers to read Peace At Last, Or So We Thought. It's really funny.
Sinea: THAT WAS MY LINE!
Li: ^_^U Gotta go. R&R.
Sinea: Chapter 3! Woohoo! And, Syra, yes, I typed ALL of this, so I have a right to say that my hands hurt afterwards, so there! Anywayz...
Li: (whispering) She's running out of ideas for the entry thing.
Sinea: Oh, BTW, I'm sorry it took me so long to update, for those of you who read this thing and reviewed it. (Gives a nasty look to people who read but didn't review)
Disclaimer: Refer to chapters 1 and 2. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! I don't even own my soul! I used to, but Yami Malik banished it to the Shadow realm a few days ago. (We ran out of sugar. And fuel for his flamethrower.) I DO own my characters, and my friends sill own theirs.
TO THE FICCY!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
(Now on a large field with many rocks. Malik, Seto and Weevil are running along...)
Amore: I hope you guys know that this is only practice.
Malik: WHAT?! Ra, you made us run and it's only practice? @#!%^$ you woman.
Joey: Watch it Malik, or I'm gonna come over there and...
Malik: Empty threat Joey.
Syra: Be quiet you two.
Seto: (stops running and starts panting) Hey (pant) Amore, Syra, (pant pant) can my yami do this part?
Malik: You have a yami?
Seto: Yes (pant) Comes from my emotions, just like yours.
Malik: (mutters)
(Seto closes his eyes and concentrates. A minute later, a dejected spirit comes out)
Seton: (Seto's yami) Must you wake me up?
Seto: Yes.
Seton: Grrrrr...
Seto: Hey, can you do this part for me?
Seton: What do I have to do?
Seto: Uhhh... (Looks at script) run... run... shoot arrows... run... punch people... run... jump on a horse... shoot more arrows... use swords... yeah.
Seton: (considers) MAKEUP!
Seto: Whew!
Bakura: You're lucky your yami does anything at all for you. I try to get mine to help, but noooooo, he just sits around and controls my body, he never helps out.
E. Bakura: Come on, I'm 5000 years old, what do you expect me to do?
Joey: Get off your keister and let Mai do your makeup.
E. Bakura: (Glares)
(Finally, the scene starts. Malik, Seton, and Weevil are running. Weevil is not happy)
Malik: (Talking to himself) Okay, here's where I stop...
(He stops and presses his ear to the ground)
Malik: They're moving fast.
Seton: Well, how fast do you expect Rare Hunters to move?
Malik: Shut up. Okay, lets go.
(They take of running)
Weevil: Hey, wait! It's kinda hard to run with armor on!
Seton: Your fault!
Weevil: Why is it my fault?
Malik: Cause you are the one who got cast as Gimli. And you accepted it too.
Weevil: (Mutters dejectedly)
Syra: Start running!
Seton: Sorry, not my fault, Weevil's-
Amore: JUST RUN!
(They start running...again...)
Seton: (Goes on top of a rock and peers out over "Rohan")
Malik: Hey, Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?
Seton: @#!%$ near-sightedness... oh, uh... the Orc prints are turning east! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Weevil: 3 days pursuit... no food... no rest...
Seton: Come on Gimli, Aragorn's way ahead of us!
Weevil: Shut up, Legolas, I'm fine. Cept we Dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.
Syra: Cut! Good, guys, good. Now where are the rare hunters? Are they in costume?
(No one answers)
Amore: Where is everybody?
Sinea: Don't look at me!
Seto: I wonder where they all went.
Seton: Notta clue.
Syra: Hey, what's that?
(Amore, Syra, Sinea, Seto, Seton, Weevil and Malik go over to the commotion. Yugi is Yami Yugi and is dueling Dark Malik.)
Syra and Amore: (Blood boils)
Joey: (notices Syra and Amore) TAKE COVER!
Everyone: (Runs for cover)
Syra and Amore: (Rage subsides)
Syra: YUGI!
Yami Yugi: (Jumps) What?
Syra: Yami, get out.
Yami: But...but...but... Syra! We were right in the middle of a duel!
Amore: There will be no and I mean NO duels on this set.
Yami: But-
Syra: But nothing. Yami, get out and let me talk to Yugi.
Yami: (Pouting) Fine.
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Sinea: Sorry if I sorta chopped up the dialogue. I haven't seen the movie since January.
Seto: Too bad for you.
Sinea: Shut up.
Li: Okay, R&R time. We hope you like. And also, my friend Syra asked me to ask you readers to read Peace At Last, Or So We Thought. It's really funny.
Sinea: THAT WAS MY LINE!
Li: ^_^U Gotta go. R&R.
