The title is getting old, don't you think?

Sinea: I was originally going to skip a lot of stuff and go straight to Helm's Deep, but thanks to my reviewers, I decided to do the Warg scene. And yes, Saturn Imp, there will be bloodshed, don't worry.

Li: Blood...

Sinea: (Edges away from Li) Right, well, um, I'll just go to disclaimer now, okay? And after that, there will be a short cast list.

Disclaimer: Refer to chapters 1, 2, and 3. And also, I own my soul again! Woo hoo!

Cast: Pegasus (Theodin King), Angela (Eowyn) Kaiba Corp people (Villagers and soldiers. And Orcs) everyone else is as mentioned in previous chapters. Wargs: Uh, let's leave that to a pro, shall we?

Yami Bakura: (Evil smile)

The fic awaits you... go forth now, and fill your minds with senseless blather!

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(We are now at the beginning of the Warg scene. Yugi and Joey almost strangled Damian, the mechanical Treebeard exploded, putting Yami and Mokuba into cardiac arrest, Sinea gave the part of Galadriel to her yami, Seni, and almost all of the rare hunters are hanging by their feet from the ceiling (don't ask) Everyone is in position.)

Pegasus: (I'm not gonna bash him, sorry Pegasus haters) (Is getting on a horse) I am so glad I took riding lessons last week...

Li: Riding lessons my @#$%^&! You sat on one of those Leogun statues in your backyard for a half an hour cause you were too embarrassed to be seen on a real horse! And you were scared!

Pegasus: (Okay, maybe I'll bash him a little bit) Was not!

Li: Were too! You were shaking!

Pegasus: Prove it!

Li: I will! Malik and I were taping it!

Malik: (Holds up a tape) Ha! Blackmail!

Pegasus: ^_^U

Syra: Li, as much as we all would like to see Pegasus shaking like a baby, we need to get on with the movie.

Amore: Lets roll tape!

(About a hundred Kaiba Corp people are dressed like crud and are walking along. About 25 more are in armor and are riding horses. Pegasus, Malik, and Weevil are also on horses. Seton runs up on a hilltop.)

Pegasus: You men, scout the terrain. (Points to two KC people and they ride off.)

Scout #1: (Knows that he gets "killed") Uh... no Orcs here, lets go.

Scout #2: Wait, do you hear something?

Scout #1: O_O

Scout #2: Dude, I'm serious! Listen!

(All of a sudden, the music stops, ant the film is torn)

Author: What?! Who the @#$%^! just stopped the tape?!

Li: You did not just use 'dude' in this parody!

Author: LI! WHY THE @#$%^! DID YOU STOP THE TAPE?!?!?!

Li: Ummm... (Fears the author's wrath) yes...?

Author: (Goes postal) (Very postal)

Li: ^_^U Okay, enough of that.

(The film starts running again)

Scout #1: (Is visibly shaking) (Listens) nope, don't hear anything, come on, Theodin is waiting for us.

Scout #2: AHHH! Look out!

Scout #1: (Screen goes blank. Screams and snarling can be heard)

Seton: (Still on a hilltop. He squints out over the field) Why Ra had to make me near-sighted I'll never know. (Squints harder) Ooooooh shies. Hey Theodin, I think we have some Orcs over here! And Wargs too! Hey, cool! A bloody hand is sticking out of a Warg's mouth!

Squeamish people: (Find trash cans and throw up)

Pegasus: Wow, the Warg actually ate him.

Joey: (Is eating a pizza, his fifth one since this morning) Hey, Pegasus, I thought you said those Wargs were fake.

Yami Bakura: (Smiles evilly)

Joey: Ah. I shoulda known.

Seto: Yet he didn't know. Hm, I wonder why.

Joey: -_-

Pegasus: All right, Eowyn!

Angela: Yeah, what's up?

Damian: Angela, that was way out of character.

Angela: You're one to talk, Mr. Ahh, Angela, It Hurts.

Damian: ^_^U

Angela: Yes?

Pegasus: Lead the people to Helm's Deep.

Angela: No, I want to stay! I can fight!

Pegasus: NO! Lead the people! We will take care of these...things.

Angela: (Glares) All right, everyone, we're going to Helm's Deep. Follow me.

KC villagers: (Follow Angela)

Pegasus: Ride! Kill them!

Weevil: (Is desperately trying to get his horse to go) Come on! Giddy up! Ride! Go! Mush! JUST MOVE!

Sinea: (Sneaks up behind Weevil's horse) Hee hee. (Slaps horse) (Weevil's horse takes off)

Weevil: WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP! WOAH! HELP! WHERE THE @#$%^! ARE THE BRAKES?!?!?!?!?! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Sinea and Seto: (Are doubled over in laughter)

Seton: (Sees a runaway horse galloping toward him) Oooooooh, looks like Sinea carried out her master plan.

Weevil: (Falls off the horse with a clang) Owwwww...

Seton: Woo hoo! (Jumps on Weevil's vacant horse) Yee haw! (Rides off, screaming like an Indian)

Malik: (Stabs an "Orc") Having fun Weevil?

Weevil: (Is buried under about 3 Warg bodies) Not...really...

Malik: Whoa! (Falls off his horse) Ouch! (Latches on to an Orc riding by) Hey, leggo! Ah! (Stabs the Orc, which falls of the Warg.)

Seton: (catches sight of Malik) Whoa, watch out, Aragorn! Cliff, cliff!

Malik: Oh, crud! (Falls off the cliff)

Weevil: (Has finally been rescued) YES! HE'S DEAD!

Li: (Shoots an arrow at Weevil)

Weevil: (Gets pierced by the arrow) ACK! OW! (Falls down)

Li: Serves him right! (Looks down over the cliff.) Malik?

Malik: I'm OK!

Pegasus: That was draining.

Malik: (Coming up the hill, all wet) Yeah, right.

Syra: CUT! Excellent! Good job people.

Sinea: To Helm's Deep!

Tristan: (Strikes dramatic pose) My entrance!

Amore: Wonderful.

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Sinea: Good chapter.

Malik: (Still wet) Easy for you to say.

Sinea: ^_^ Hee hee. Anyways, R&R people! More reviews, more updates!