*A/N: A little chapter or two for you wishes? Well, here's your next chapter for "Bribe for Piccolo!" These are the "bribers" I have selected so far; the originals are: Kittioto, Dryad, (whom made a small appearance) Aki Hisui Queen of Nameks, and, of course, myself! Congrats! And the new ones…Drum roll please…*drum roll in backround* are…*pulls out an envelope and slips out a card of names and sneaks a small peak at it and then shoves it back into the envelope**gazes around at the anxious onlookers* Delta Damioh and Dark Dragon! *Applause and cheering in the back round* CONGRATULATIONS NEW BRIBERS!*



Bribe for Piccolo

Chapter 2

Piccolo snarled down at Nikki.

"And just exactly what did you think you and those girls were doing…?" Nikki laughed nervously, gasping for air with her shirt being restricted around her neck.

"I'll tell you big green…that is, if you let go of my shirt…your chocking me…" She barely got out before she stated to cough. Piccolo sighed and reluctantly let go. Nikki gasped and rubbed her neck, coughing from the pressure. Nikki turned around and smiled.

"Well you see it's like this—" Nikki squealed and started to run for her dear life.

"SEE YA LATER PICCY BABY!" Nikki yelled back at him. Piccolo stood there dumbfounded momentarily until finally realizing what exactly happened. He took off and ran after Nikki. Nikki soon spotted Kittioto and Aki in the distance.

"HEY YOU GUYS! GET BACK HERE!" Nikki yelled. Nikki saw Aki turn her head and stop.

"Nikki…! Come on!" She yelled. Nikki made her way fast paced and non- stop past Aki. Aki didn't move, she just stood there. Nikki stopped and turned around.

"Aki! Come on! He's gaining!" Aki just laughed.

"That's great! HEY! PICCOLO!" Aki yelled. Piccolo stopped dead in his tracks, he started to back away.

"Don't…come…near…me…" He snarled. Aki smiled slyly.

"Come here big boy!" She squealed and started to chase him. Nikki and Kitt stood next to each other; their mouths hanging open almost clear to their knees.

"What is she doing!" Kittioto half chocked from shock.

"Aki…that girl needs some new serious hobbies…" Nikki shook her head as she saw Piccolo running away from a drooling Aki. Piccolo was practically screaming.

"Piccolo! COME BACK! I won't hurt you! I promise! PICCOLO!" Aki cried. Piccolo turned his head.

"It's not being hurt that I'm worried about!" He spat over his shoulder. Aki grinned.

"Come on! I won't…worry you anymore I just want to talk!" Aki yelled back. Piccolo stopped so abruptly that Aki ran into him and smacked her face into his butt. She tumbled over and shook her head. She lifted her eyes up to see Piccolo staring down at her.

"AHH! I TOUCHED YOUR BUTT!" She squealed. She waved her hands around squealing the whole time. Piccolo sweat dropped. Aki jumped up and grabbed Piccolo around the neck, grabbing him around the waist with her legs.

"Hey Piccy? What do you taste like?" She asked. Piccolo's eyes widened in horror.

"GET OFF OF ME!" He cried, trying to pry her off of him. Aki started to lick Piccolo. (A little thing for Aki: you asked for it girlfriend, you wanted me to do this for you to Piccolo…so guess what chick…HAHAHAHA!) Kittioto and Nikki made their way over to Aki.

"AKI! WHAT THE @)#*$@#)*$ ARE YOU DOING!" Kittioto cried. Nikki looked at Kittioto.

"Is @)#*$@#)*$ a word?" She asked. Kittioto shrugged.

"Bets me." She said. Piccolo started to sort of scream as Aki kept licking him.

"CAN YOU STOP TALKING AND GET HER OFF OF ME NOW!" He roared. Aki smiled and sat back.

"Mmmmm….tasty…" She licked her lips and then licked Piccolo again.

"GET HER OFF NOW BEFORE I BLOW HER HEAD OFF!" Piccolo roared again. Aki gasped.

"You wouldn't!" She cried. Piccolo narrowed his eyes and growled.

"I would…" He said, powering up slightly. Aki hissed and jumped off of him.

"Oh, and by the way Piccolo…" Aki said. Piccolo growled.

"You taste like pickles!" She laughed. Piccolo shook his head and slapped his forehead. He turned away and walked to the corner, he smacked his head into the wall and stayed there. Everyone looked at each other, confused. Nikki leaned in closer and said in Kittioto's ear.

"Is he OK? Do you think we were too aggressive with him?" Nikki asked. Kittioto shook her head.

"Nah…at least…I hope not." Kitt replied. Nikki stepped back and watched Piccolo. He looked so confused and lonely all of a sudden. Aki was just standing there drooling all over the carpet, her mouth hanging open, her eyes blood shot and her face maddening. Kittioto watched Aki carefully.

"Is she safe?" She asked Nikki. Nikki shook her head.

"She has 'Piccolo-fever'….. its sort of like rabies." Nikki said. Kitt brought back her head in recognition.

"Ahhh…yes, I heard of that…didn't you have it before?" Kitt asked. Nikki pondered a moment.

"Actually…I think I did…though now I have 'Piccolo-itos' It's more or less a given thing of obsession, but I have it like 20 steps over the limits." Nikki said. Kitt nodded.

"I see how that works now." She said. Aki started to step forward, chanting starting to escape her foam-plastered lips.

"Piccolo…must have Piccolo…pickles…Piccolo…mmmmm…must have Piccolo…" She started towards him. Kitt and Nikki gasped and grabbed Aki, pulling her back.

"Aki! Stop! You don't know what your doing!" Kitt cried. Aki stuck out her arms, reaching for Piccolo.

"Piccolo…Piccolo….PICCOLO!" Her voice became distant and desperate. Kitt and Nikki managed to get her back and locked her in a cabinet in the kitchen,

"How come we didn't use the closet?" Kitt asked. Nikki shrugged.

"Too many brooms, makes do as Piccolo for Aki." Nikki said. Kitt laughed.

"But Piccolo looks nothing like a broom." Nikki threw her a look.

"Gotta make do with what you have…Aki's good at that." Nikki said. Kitt put her hands on her hips and shook her head.

"Do you think there's a cure for that?" She asked. Nikki was ready to answer when a small creaking of floorboards sounded behind them. They stiffened.

"Who is it now…?" Nikki said annoyed. Kitt and Nikki turned around slowly only to face two familiar faces. It was Delta Damioh and Dark Dragon!

"Hey! Look, the two DD's!" Nikki laughed. Delta and Dark Dragon quirked an eyebrow.

"No, I'm the only DD." Dark Dragon said. Delta nodded.

"And I'm only Delta…but you can call me DD." Delta corrected. Nikki and Kitt fell over anime style.

"No, Delta is fine, and Dark Dragon, your DD." Nikki said. They both nodded in agreement. Delta's eyes wandered half way around the room until her eyes fell upon a familiar figure in the corner. Her eyes widened.

"Is that…that…Piccolo?" She asked. Nikki looked back.

"Um…we sure hope so." She said. They all suddenly jumped when a loud thunder of ranting, raving and pounding came from inside the cabinet Aki was locked in.

"What the heck is in there?" DD asked, fearfully. Nikki and Kitt laughed.

"A poor soul with 'Piccolo-fever'." Nikki said. DD and Delta looked at her confused.

"Oh yeah, I know what 'Piccolo-fever' is…. it's kinda like rabies right?…didn't you have it before Nikki?" DD asked. A huge sweat-drop rolled down the back of Nikki's head and plopped on the floor.

"What? Does the whole WORLD know?" Nikki asked, throwing her hands up exaggeratively. Kitt thought.

"No, not the…oh well yeah, the whole world knows." She said. Nikki sweat dropped again. They all looked back at Piccolo. DD took a step towards him.

"He looks kinda sad…Hey! Lets cheer him up!" She said and started to skip over to him.

"Uh, no, DD, you don't want to do that!" Kitt called. DD waved back at her.

"Don't worry, it'll be fine!" She said. They all looked at each other nervously as DD approached Piccolo. DD tapped Piccolo on the shoulder. He flinched slightly and turned his eyes to her.

"Hello Piccolo-san! How are you today?" DD said cheerfully. Piccolo pulled his hands out and roared a loud spasm of cursing.

"JUST LEAVE ME THE @#$) ALONE YOU STUPID @#)*$# JUST GO THE @!)# AWAY!" He cried. Nikki threw her hands up.

"What is up with all these symbols? What do they all mean!?" She pouted. Kitt shrugged and Delta translated.

"Their bleeps for cuss words." She said, Kitt and Nikki looked back at her. She shrugged.

"OK…Delta…!" Nikki said irritably. Kitt laughed.

"Piccolo is so good at bleeping though isn't he?" She said. Nikki nodded.

"Indeed." Nikki and the rest of them looked back at DD who was trying to calm down the ranting Piccolo.

"It's ok Piccolo, sir, I am not like them…really!" Kitt heard this and laughed.

"Liar!" She called. DD threw her a look. Nikki laughed.

"Yeah! DD! Who you trying to fool? 'Cuse you certainly ain't foolin' us!" Nikki called too. DD pouted.

"Don't listen to them Piccolo…" She said modestly and stuck her tongue out at the rest of the gang. Piccolo had mildly calmed down and was breathing hard, sweat had broken out among his forehead and his body was shaking. Nikki noticed this.

"I think were seriously stressing the guy out." She said. Delta nodded.

"Do you think Nameks have heart-attacks?" She asked. Kitt shrugged.

"They probably can…since they have a big muscle in their chests that pumps blood through their bodies just like ours." Kitt said. Nikki nodded.

"Makes sense…but did you really have to tell us what a heart was?" She asked. Kitt nodded.

"Sure I did…do you think they have hearts? What if they have something different?" She asked. Nikki smiled slyly.

"Only one way to find out…" She said, her grin widening from ear to ear. Kitt grinned back and Delta stuck her head into the little conversation.

"How are you guys going to find out if he has a heart or not?" She asked. Kitt smiled at her slyly.

"'Tis a magnificent question…I am pleased you asked that…because there is indeed one and ONLY ONE way to find that out…" She started. Nikki and Delta leaned in closer, this time interested.

"Yeah? YEAH?" Nikki asked, anticipated for her answer. Kitt smiled and then leaned back.

"GROUP HUG!" She yelled and then started running for Piccolo. Nikki and Delta were fast behind her. Piccolo looked over, his face calm at first but then his expression turned to shear horror.

"NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!" He cried and went to run away but was bombarded by this thrifty mob of Piccolo lovers. They all threw themselves on top of him and hugged him. Delta was the one closest to his heart and she pressed her ear against his smooth chest and heard the faint thumping of a heart. She smiled.

"He has a heart!" She said triumphantly.

"Oh good, I was hoping he had a heart and not some kind of a…you know…" Nikki said. They all looked at her.

"A what?" They said all at once. Nikki jerked her head to the side.

"You know…" She said, as if trying to sound inconspicuous. They shook their heads.

"No, a what?" Kitt said. Nikki let out a sound half between a gasp and a scream.

"I don't know! I just wanted to sound smart!" Nikki cried. They all looked at each other and then raised a brow at Nikki. Nikki shook her head and dropped her head onto Piccolo's soft stomach in defeat. Piccolo let out an "OOF!" Nikki picked her head back up and jumped off of Piccolo.

"I'm sorry Mr. Piccolo! Did that hurt?!" She cried. Piccolo pushed the others off of him roughly and stood up.

"No." He said, brushing himself off and turning his head rudely away. Nikki let out a sigh of relief.

"That's good." She said. Piccolo didn't seem to be so annoyed anymore by their presence, he finally realized they weren't going to leave and just decided he had to put up with their girly clinginess. Piccolo crossed his arms and backed into the wall again.

"Well…what do we do now?" Nikki asked. Delta spoke up first.

"How about we…umm…we ummm…" She stopped. They were out of ideas.

"Lets let Aki out of he cabinet now…she must be sane again by now if she stopped shouting." Nikki said. Kitt agreed and they made their way to the kitchen. Nikki placed her hand on the cold handle of the cabinet and looked back at them. They all nodded. Nikki took a deep breath and opened the door. Aki immediately sprang out of the cabinet and started running around on all fours straight to the living room!

"No! She's going for Piccolo!" Kitt cried. They all ran after her. Nikki was the closest one and jumped on Aki, pinning her down. The rest of them jumped on top of Nikki. Nikki gasped.

"This isn't football! GET OFF OF ME!" She cried trying to get air. They all got off of her. Aki was sprawled on the floor…out cold. Nikki got up and dusted off her hands triumphantly.

"Well isn't she just a goody toe shoes!" Nikki laughed. Kittioto laughed.

"Uh, Nikki…?" Nikki looked at Kittioto.

"Yes?" She asked.

"Its Goody 'TWO' Shoes…not goody toe shoes." Kittioto said. Nikki looked around at the smiling faces.

"I…I knew that." She said and looked away.

"What are we gonna do with Aki? We can't just leave her here like this." Delta said. Nikki smiled.

"I'll drag the body, you open the door." She said. Delta gasped.

"What are you gonna do with the body?!" She asked. Nikki pondered.

"Throw it in the sand box." She said.

"Oh." She said. They all opened the door while Nikki grunted while pulling Aki along by her feet. She finally, after roughly dragging Aki down the stairs (sorry Aki, your gonna have a few bruises when you wake up) she threw Aki in the sand box.

"There…that should do it…" she said. They all went back inside. Kitt gasped.

"Oh no! PICCOLO'S GONE AGAIN!" She cried. Delta and DD ran around the house. A few minutes later they came back panting.

"HE'S REALLY GONE!" DD said. Kitt and Nikki nodded at each other.

"Time to go look for Piccolo."



*The 3rd chapter is soon to come! YOU KNOW THE DRILL! You want to be a Briber, just leave the little message in yer review or Email me and I'll consider yall! GOOD LUCK AND HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! Whoever you will be!*