*MMM, actually, most of the stuff I wrote last time really didn't even cross my mind that it was similar to your story Kitt, wow..that's funny! ANYWHO, hope you like this chapter, so enjoy!*



Bribe For Piccolo Chapter 7



"GAH!" Piccolo gasped, "THAT'S THE ASEXUAL ALTERING MACHINE!" he cried out. Bulma nodded. "Yes yes, it is." Suddenly it started to steam and a bunch of green liquid started to pour out through this tube on the side of the capsule looking tank, with a single bolted window on the front. Nikki gasped. "HOLY MOTHER OF RUSSIANS! THERES SOMETHING IN THERE!" She gasped. They all suddenly latched onto each other.well, almost all of them. Piccolo looked on horrified. Bulma was tapping away at some computer, and Mr. Briefs was checking the temperature of the pod. Suddenly everything grew quiet. Everyone blinked. "It stopped." DD said. Delta nodded. Bulma looked at the pod. "Any minute now!" She said. Everyone looked closer. Mr. Briefs stepped back. Suddenly the door popped open slightly, green ooze pouring out from the bottom. "EEK!" Gohan shrieked and jumped into Trunks' arms. Trunks dropped Gohan. "Do you mind!" he scolded. Gohan blushed. Kittioto backed away from the ooze. "What the heck is all this green goo?" She asked. Bulma shrugged. "Just excess stuff from the pod I guess." She said and turned to it. Suddenly the pod door completely opened and a face appeared behind the green haze, it was.a Namek! He looked sort of like Piccolo, but sharper facial features and a little longer antenna. The Namek opened its eyes with a jolt. Everyone screamed and jumped back. Nikki's scream echoed and she fell over. The Namek stepped out of the pod, already fully dressed in a hazy blue gi and green sash. Only one thing was different about him.he had sexual organs. Bulma stepped back in awe and clapped her hands together. "Here's the first one!" She clapped. Everyone looked at her. "The FIRST ONE?" Piccolo gasped. Bulma giggled. "Oh yeah there's three of them!" She replied. Piccolo fell over. Suddenly two more similar looking Nameks stepped out of the pod, making their way on either side of the first Namek, the one on the left looked almost exactly like Piccolo, accept he, if possible, was a bit more muscular, he wore a yellow gi with an orange sash, and the one on the right had really long antenna, his facial features were stern and vivid, his eyes deep black pits of nothing! He had on a black gi with a red sash. Everyone gawked at them. "S-s-so what are their names?" Kittioto asked. Bulma laughed. "Oh yes yes, this one." She points to the yellow gi orange sashed one, "is Guygo, and this one." Points to the hazy blue gi green sashed one, "is Farfuro, and this last guy." points to the black gi red sashed one, "Is Phyl." She said and smiled. Aki fell over. "That's original! I WANNA NAME THE NEXT ONE!" She yelled. Everyone screamed 'NO!' in horror. Suddenly Guygo shrieked. "NEW COMERS EEK LOOK LOOK PHYL NEW COMERS!" He yelled. Phyl shook his head. "Shut up you moron." He said bluntly crossing his arms. Kitt laughed. "Him and Vegeta should get along just fine." She shook her head. Farfuro gasped. "I'm sorry to disturb you, but I do say my dear man, I am hungry.do you happen to have any tea and crumpets?" He asked.sophisticatedly. Everyone gasped. "They eat TOO?" Piccolo cried. Bulma laughed. "Oh yeah, forgot to mention that didn't I?" She shrugged. DD looked around at the four Nameks in the room. "I like the original better." She said. Nikki laughed. "GUYGO'S COOL!" She said, sitting down putting makeup all over his face as he giggles. Aki shrieks. "I WANNA HELP!" she says excitedly and runs over to Nikki, grabbing a lipstick and putting it awkwardly all over his face. Guygo giggles again. "Look Phyl I'm a pretty girl!" He bats his eyelashes. Phyl grunts. "More like a baka wanna-be." He says and turns away. Farfuro walks briskly over to a table of doughnuts. "Oh my its four o'clock! I'm almost late for tea time!" He says and pours a cup of tea and grabs a doughnut, sitting prissily in a chair crossing his legs. Everyone looks at Farfuro and then at each other. "Uh.." Vegeta gawks. Trunks, being squeezed to death by DD, says out of pure horror. "Help.me.*gasp*!" He says with little breath to spare. Everyone, still gawking at the three new Nameks, all accept for Nikki and Aki, whom seem to be having fun with Guygo and his makeup, shake their heads. "I cant believe you did this Bulma!" Vegeta yells. Gohan laughs. "I think its kind of funny!" He says. Bulma puts her hands on her hips. "I did it for the good of Namekians!" She said. "But I thought you hated Nameks." Kitt said. Bulma laughed. "WAIT! HOLD THE PHONE!" Nikki yells. Everyone stops. "If they have sex organs, where are the girl Nameks?" Nikki asks. Everyone looks at each other. "Uh.we don't have any." Bulma says meekly. Everyone blinks. "Then what was the point of having them sexually altered with genders if there's still only one gender?" Delta asks. Bulma shrugs. "Inter-breeding?" She suggests. Everyone screams and falls over. "You want HUMANS AND NAMEKS TO MATE?!" Piccolo yells. Bulma shrugs and laughs. "Well sure I mean what's the harm.?" She replies. Everyone grows silent. Phyl busts out laughing. "YOUR NUTS IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO MATE WITH A HUMAN BEING!" He yells. Everyone looks at Farfuro. Farfuro, his tea cup raised to his lips, sets it back down. "I would have to agree with Phyl, it's a little too.how do you say.FREAKY!" He agrees. Then everyone looks at Guygo, who's making a hat out of flowers. Guygo looks up and shrugs. "I have no problem with it!" He continues to make his hat. Phyl grunts. "Leave it to the moron to have no problem with inter-breeding." He says. Bulma laughs. "Then its settled.who gets Guygo?" She asks. *cricket* Guygo giggles. "Don't be SHY LADIES! IM A GOOD HOUSEKEEPER AND I LOVE TO PLAY WITH BARBIES!" Every girl in the room looks at each other and step back. Bulma slaps her forehead. "This might be a problem."

*OK OK SO IT WASN'T LONG! BUT HEY CAN YA BLAME ME I DID IT EVEN IF I HAVE A REDICULOUS AMOUNT OF WRITERS BLOCK! IM DOING IT FOR YOU! So be satisfied with what you have now..*