*Ok, so I have started on the next chapter and I feel so proud of myself because I am beating this writers block and writing even though I have no thrive to! BE PROUD! Ok, so this may be a short chapter it may be a long chapter or it may be a medium sized chapter all depending on whether or not I get sick of the songs I'm playing or they get sick of me! Oh and you might find some characters OOC for the effect and humor of the story! Hehe, ENJOY!*
Bribe for Piccolo
Chapter 8
"I am NOT mating with…Guygo…" DD said. Kitt nodded quickly in agreement.
"I'm fine with…well…Piccolo…of course…but even then Guygo isn't my type!" She also stated. Delta looked around.
"I don't date Nameks who wear make-up…" She said. Bulma shook her head.
"Then it's either Aki or Nikki." Aki and Nikki gasped.
"IM TOO YOUNG TO GIVE UP MY VIRGINITY!" Aki protested. Nikki nodded.
"I'm only 16 years old for god sakes woman! ABSTINENCE I BELIEVE IN ABSTINENCE!" She blurted. Bulma blinked.
"Well someone's gotta do it…" She said. Everyone looked around. There were no more girls left…
"If you all are done I'd like to leave now…" Phyl said curtly. Farfuro chuckled.
"My my Phyl, a bit anxious are we…have some other affairs you must take care of?" Farfuro asked in his British wanna-be accent. Phyl snorted.
"Affairs? You're kidding right? I just want to leave these pathetic humans to their," Suddenly voice gets shrilly like a little girls, "'Who's gonna make inter-breeding babies with Guygo'!," Then his voice goes serious again, "to themselves…" Guygo laughed.
"You make it sound like its hard Phyl!" Suddenly everyone falls over anime like. Trunks and Vegeta blink at the same time. Suddenly they say at the same time,
"I don't—" Vegeta flicks his head to Trunks, suddenly they say at the same time,
"Stop that!"
"I said stop!"
"STOP!"
"QUIT IT!"
Suddenly Gohan and Piccolo slap their hands over each of their mouths. Vegeta and Trunks glare at the two. Piccolo snorts and steps back.
"I don't like this! Not one bit, you make Nameks, with GENDERS of all things, but no female Nameks, and yet your wanting humans and Nameks to BREED together? Why is it that I find that to be…just a tad disturbing…" Piccolo grunted. Vegeta laughed.
"Obnoxious really Bulma you've done something I really never thought you would…" He said.
"Hey I think its kinda funny!" Gohan laughed. Trunks grimaced.
"Of course you do Gohan, you have no objection to anything that has to do with Nameks…" He said under his breath. Gohan gasped.
"What did you say!?" He growled. Trunks snorted.
"What makes you think I said anything?" He grunted. Gohan gasps and slaps him.
"OW!" Trunks shrieked. "Oh that's it!" Suddenly they both start slapping hands and squealing. Vegeta's mouth practically hits the floor.
"I take back what I said…" He spat. DD jumps between the two.
"Hey behave you two!" Suddenly she jumps into Trunks' arms. Trunks' face falters.
"Hey, I never said *I* had to behave." She smiles and bats her eyelashes. Trunks rolls his eyes and drops DD.
"OW!" she shrieks and rubs her butt. She glares up at Trunks. Trunks shrugs. All of a sudden a loud roar like an airplane fills the room. Everyone gasps and holds their ears.
"WHAT IS THAT!" Kitt screams, but can't even be heard over the roar. Everyone looks up when they suddenly see the Asexual Altering Machine start to vibrate wildly.
"ITS GONNA BLOW!!" Aki screams. Suddenly everyone was pushing and shoving to get to the stairs.
"MOVE IT!"
"LET ME OUT!"
"JERKFACE!"
"HEY THAT'S MY HAIR!"
"I feel so violated…"
"GUYGO IF YOU DON'T LET GO OF MY ANKLE RIGHT NOW…!"
"WERE GONNA DIIIIIE!"
"GAH WHOS TOUCHING ME!?!"
"WERE DOOMED I TELL YA! DOOOOOMED!!!…hey is that a jelly doughnut?"
They all finally push their way out of the building and a good distance away from Capsule Corps. Suddenly the loud roar stops and it seems as though the pure deafening silence had just cut like a knife.
"What was that?" Nikki asks. Suddenly everyone looks around.
"Uh oh…I don't think were in Kansas anymore todo…" Aki gawks. The scenery had all changed. They were all suddenly in a Jurassic looking period in time, the big unfamiliar trees and the small unfamiliar shrubbery was everywhere, the smell of the air was cleaner and fresher than they had ever smelt it. Guygo laughed.
"Oh wow look a dinosaur!" He shrieks with excitement. Everyone turns their heads up to gaze at the humungous beast standing overtop of them, its fangs dripping with saliva.
"He looks hungry…" Delta whispers.
"I have a jelly doughnut…" Nikki says and holds out the doughnut.
"I don't think he wants sweets right now Nikki…" Kitt says and then they all start backing away. Phyl shakes his head pitifully.
"You've all gone mad, you do know that you have seven people here who can blow that dinosaur to oblivion…" He says with his eyes closed and calm. Gohan, Trunks, Vegeta, Guygo, Piccolo and Farfuro all look at each other.
"Oh yeaaaaah…" Gohan chuckles. Suddenly Vegeta steps out of the crowd and puts out his hand.
"Will you stop staling and kill it already…sheesh…" He mutters under his breath and then a beam of ki energy glows in his palm.
"WAIT VEGETA!" Bulma screams. Vegeta jumps and spins around, shooting the ki blast in a different direction and accidently demolishing a mountain.
"WHAT?" He bellows. Bulma looks at the dinosaur fascinated as it watches the blast in fear.
"Don't you get it! This is the ancestors of the dinosaurs we have today! Do you know what this could mean for us! LOTS AND LOTS of money..and and…even a Nobel Prize! That machine doubles as an Asexual Altering Machine AND a Time Machine!" She slaps her hands together.
"So? Let me kill this dinosaur before it eats us and you can get your stupid little dino-crap another time…" Vegeta says vaguely and then blows the dinosaur into oblivion. Bulma's face falters.
"Uh…Vegeta I think you missed her point…" Kitt says with a cough. Vegeta snorts.
"So? Would you have rather been eaten alive for the good of science or let me kill the dinosaur so that he didn't make you a chicken nugget?" He smirks. Kitt whistles.
"Is that a trick question?" Aki asks scratching her head.
"Uh…one question…?" DD says holding up her hand slightly as if to get a little recognition. Bulma looks at her.
"Yes?" She asks.
"How do we get home?"
*AND TO BE CONTINUED! Chapter 9 will be out sooner or later but hopefully sooner so until then…will the gang ever get back home? And when they don't how will they find food and whatnot? And how does Vegeta get his hair to stand so straight and smooth? These questions and more to be answered on the next Bribe for Piccolo!*
Bribe for Piccolo
Chapter 8
"I am NOT mating with…Guygo…" DD said. Kitt nodded quickly in agreement.
"I'm fine with…well…Piccolo…of course…but even then Guygo isn't my type!" She also stated. Delta looked around.
"I don't date Nameks who wear make-up…" She said. Bulma shook her head.
"Then it's either Aki or Nikki." Aki and Nikki gasped.
"IM TOO YOUNG TO GIVE UP MY VIRGINITY!" Aki protested. Nikki nodded.
"I'm only 16 years old for god sakes woman! ABSTINENCE I BELIEVE IN ABSTINENCE!" She blurted. Bulma blinked.
"Well someone's gotta do it…" She said. Everyone looked around. There were no more girls left…
"If you all are done I'd like to leave now…" Phyl said curtly. Farfuro chuckled.
"My my Phyl, a bit anxious are we…have some other affairs you must take care of?" Farfuro asked in his British wanna-be accent. Phyl snorted.
"Affairs? You're kidding right? I just want to leave these pathetic humans to their," Suddenly voice gets shrilly like a little girls, "'Who's gonna make inter-breeding babies with Guygo'!," Then his voice goes serious again, "to themselves…" Guygo laughed.
"You make it sound like its hard Phyl!" Suddenly everyone falls over anime like. Trunks and Vegeta blink at the same time. Suddenly they say at the same time,
"I don't—" Vegeta flicks his head to Trunks, suddenly they say at the same time,
"Stop that!"
"I said stop!"
"STOP!"
"QUIT IT!"
Suddenly Gohan and Piccolo slap their hands over each of their mouths. Vegeta and Trunks glare at the two. Piccolo snorts and steps back.
"I don't like this! Not one bit, you make Nameks, with GENDERS of all things, but no female Nameks, and yet your wanting humans and Nameks to BREED together? Why is it that I find that to be…just a tad disturbing…" Piccolo grunted. Vegeta laughed.
"Obnoxious really Bulma you've done something I really never thought you would…" He said.
"Hey I think its kinda funny!" Gohan laughed. Trunks grimaced.
"Of course you do Gohan, you have no objection to anything that has to do with Nameks…" He said under his breath. Gohan gasped.
"What did you say!?" He growled. Trunks snorted.
"What makes you think I said anything?" He grunted. Gohan gasps and slaps him.
"OW!" Trunks shrieked. "Oh that's it!" Suddenly they both start slapping hands and squealing. Vegeta's mouth practically hits the floor.
"I take back what I said…" He spat. DD jumps between the two.
"Hey behave you two!" Suddenly she jumps into Trunks' arms. Trunks' face falters.
"Hey, I never said *I* had to behave." She smiles and bats her eyelashes. Trunks rolls his eyes and drops DD.
"OW!" she shrieks and rubs her butt. She glares up at Trunks. Trunks shrugs. All of a sudden a loud roar like an airplane fills the room. Everyone gasps and holds their ears.
"WHAT IS THAT!" Kitt screams, but can't even be heard over the roar. Everyone looks up when they suddenly see the Asexual Altering Machine start to vibrate wildly.
"ITS GONNA BLOW!!" Aki screams. Suddenly everyone was pushing and shoving to get to the stairs.
"MOVE IT!"
"LET ME OUT!"
"JERKFACE!"
"HEY THAT'S MY HAIR!"
"I feel so violated…"
"GUYGO IF YOU DON'T LET GO OF MY ANKLE RIGHT NOW…!"
"WERE GONNA DIIIIIE!"
"GAH WHOS TOUCHING ME!?!"
"WERE DOOMED I TELL YA! DOOOOOMED!!!…hey is that a jelly doughnut?"
They all finally push their way out of the building and a good distance away from Capsule Corps. Suddenly the loud roar stops and it seems as though the pure deafening silence had just cut like a knife.
"What was that?" Nikki asks. Suddenly everyone looks around.
"Uh oh…I don't think were in Kansas anymore todo…" Aki gawks. The scenery had all changed. They were all suddenly in a Jurassic looking period in time, the big unfamiliar trees and the small unfamiliar shrubbery was everywhere, the smell of the air was cleaner and fresher than they had ever smelt it. Guygo laughed.
"Oh wow look a dinosaur!" He shrieks with excitement. Everyone turns their heads up to gaze at the humungous beast standing overtop of them, its fangs dripping with saliva.
"He looks hungry…" Delta whispers.
"I have a jelly doughnut…" Nikki says and holds out the doughnut.
"I don't think he wants sweets right now Nikki…" Kitt says and then they all start backing away. Phyl shakes his head pitifully.
"You've all gone mad, you do know that you have seven people here who can blow that dinosaur to oblivion…" He says with his eyes closed and calm. Gohan, Trunks, Vegeta, Guygo, Piccolo and Farfuro all look at each other.
"Oh yeaaaaah…" Gohan chuckles. Suddenly Vegeta steps out of the crowd and puts out his hand.
"Will you stop staling and kill it already…sheesh…" He mutters under his breath and then a beam of ki energy glows in his palm.
"WAIT VEGETA!" Bulma screams. Vegeta jumps and spins around, shooting the ki blast in a different direction and accidently demolishing a mountain.
"WHAT?" He bellows. Bulma looks at the dinosaur fascinated as it watches the blast in fear.
"Don't you get it! This is the ancestors of the dinosaurs we have today! Do you know what this could mean for us! LOTS AND LOTS of money..and and…even a Nobel Prize! That machine doubles as an Asexual Altering Machine AND a Time Machine!" She slaps her hands together.
"So? Let me kill this dinosaur before it eats us and you can get your stupid little dino-crap another time…" Vegeta says vaguely and then blows the dinosaur into oblivion. Bulma's face falters.
"Uh…Vegeta I think you missed her point…" Kitt says with a cough. Vegeta snorts.
"So? Would you have rather been eaten alive for the good of science or let me kill the dinosaur so that he didn't make you a chicken nugget?" He smirks. Kitt whistles.
"Is that a trick question?" Aki asks scratching her head.
"Uh…one question…?" DD says holding up her hand slightly as if to get a little recognition. Bulma looks at her.
"Yes?" She asks.
"How do we get home?"
*AND TO BE CONTINUED! Chapter 9 will be out sooner or later but hopefully sooner so until then…will the gang ever get back home? And when they don't how will they find food and whatnot? And how does Vegeta get his hair to stand so straight and smooth? These questions and more to be answered on the next Bribe for Piccolo!*
