When Chocobos run in the wrong direction

By: Shun'Toku, and Tama-kins

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[Announcer]: Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight we bring to you a grave story. A story about a group of Chocobos that ran in the wrong direction. Now, whether these Chocobos were just stupid, or happened to be the essence of bravery is up to you. The first story we present for your judgment is the tale of "The Chocobo and the Meteorite"

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There once was a Chocobo and a meteorite. There was also a very spikey-haired guy named Cloud, but he's not important. What is important is the fact that the meteorite was going to impact on their planet. At the last moment, as Cloud was attempting to get all life away from the impact position, one Chocobo took it upon himself to run in the wrong direction. He ran strait up the mountain that the meteorite was going to hit first, and had a head-on collision with the meteorite. In a spectacular display of heroism-also known as "we can't kill the cutie" syndrome, the Meteorite bounced off the Chocobo's head and crashed into the moon instead. The planet was saved. Yay.

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[Announcer] Our second story for you is the tale of the Chocobo and the Sorceress…

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a sorceress. She was an evil sorceress that wanted to perform time compression for some never explained reason. Anyway, all of the main players didn't know that she existed. They all thought it was some other sorceress. So, some intelligent Chocobo ran in the wrong direction, and accidentally ran over the evil Sorceress, pulling up her shirt in the process. Once she came to, she noticed that her shirt was no longer revealing and she knew that she was a shame to ultra-sluty sorceresses everywhere, so she resigned from her job and began a cat-farm in some far off country. Time was saved. Yay.

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[Announcer] The last story we have for you tonight is the tale of the Chocobo and Ultima Weapon.

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Once there was a weapon; a weapon that could not be beated; this weapon was called Ultima Weapon. Finally a group of teenagers decided to take on Ultima Weapon. During the battle a Chocobo got caught in fire and accidentally ran in the wrong direction. He ran into Ultima Weapon, who was then flattened to the ground and buried for the rest of time. Ultima Weapon was at last defeated. The crowd rejoiced, yay.

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[Anouncer} So, are these Chocobos a truly intelligent species, or just too dumb to know what they're doing? That, dear readers, if for you to decide. Thank you and good night.

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