Disclaimer: It should be obvious that the characters from Inuyasha and Ranma 1/2 do not belong to me. They all belong to Rumiko Takahashi.

Author's Notes: I didn't think this concept would become a series, but anyway, here is the "rematch" episode that I know some of you have been waiting for!

------How to Provoke a Dead Priestess------

Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Crystal and Shiva were traveling through the same nameless forest as before. The fact that this was happening during the last day of the full moon and Crystal was in her human form was only a coincidence. The fact that she was looking for Kikyo had absolutely nothing to do with why they were traveling through the same nameless forest. In fact, it had everything to do with why they were walking through the same nameless forest.

Miroku: It would appear that Crystal has no intention of backing down.

Shippo was keeping a safe distance between himself and the hanyou-gone- human for the moment. He did not want to experience a repeat of the last time he had dealt with both Kikyo and Crystal.

Shippo: Does she ever back down?

Inuyasha: That's what bothers me.

Shiva: She's just stubborn.

Inuyasha: In this case, that isn't a good thing.

Kagome: This must be serious.

Sango: What makes you say that?

Kagome: Crystal usually listens to Inuyasha.

After some more trivial walking through the forest, the group finally came across Kikyo. She didn't seem to care about their being there until she recognized Crystal, which wasn't too hard even with the transformation.

Kikyo: I know why you are here, but who are they?

Kikyo indicated the three boys with video cameras that were traveling beyond the usual group. One of these boys was none-other than Ryoga Hibiki and was headed off in the wrong direction as usual. Another of these boys was Mousse and he had the camera facing the wrong direction while he attempted to film a tree. The third boy was Ranma Saotome who was making an attempt at keeping the other two boys in order.

Crystal: Er--they're here to film the contest.

Crystal waved Ranma over. He lowered his camera and walkd over to her.

Crystal: (whispering) How hard is it to keep those two under control?!

Ranma: (also whispering) Ryoga has no sense of direction and Mousse isn't wearing his glasses! What do you think?!

Inuyasha made a mental note that Crystal and Ranma were defying the style that their dialogue was supposed to be following. He grabbed Ryoga and Mousse and dragged them over by Ranma so he could deal with them.

Kikyo: Are you finished fooling around?

Crystal: If those three can keep themselves organized, then I think the contest is ready to begin.

Kikyo: And what is the contest you have in mind?

Crystal: It is only a short distance away from here.

The group began walking again, following after Crystal. She was deliberately drawing this out as long as possible. The reached their destination.

Kikyo: An archery contest? Are you crazy and an idiot?

Crystal: I happen to be a decent shot when it comes to archery.

Kagome: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Crystal: This one is fool proof.

Several minutes later Kikyo and Crystal had taken their first shots on the targets that had been mysteriously set up in the middle of the forest. The targets dissolved from the power that had been put behind the arrows and Kagome sweatdropped.

Shippo: I take it you'd have to be a real genius to come up with a plan like THAT.

Crystal: (slowly) Shippo?

Shippo: (quietly) What?

A dark background appeared behind Crystal as she took off after Shippo. The two of them vanished into the nameless forest.

Kagome: I knew that was going to happen.

Inuyasha: When did you become psychic?

Kagome: When Shippo opened his mouth.

Inuyasha: Fair enough.

Kikyo: Are you all finished wasting my time?

Crystal was up in a nearby tree. Shippo was with her and he was unharmed, although he still looked terrified. The sun began to set over the mountains and Crystal returned to her usual form, still standing up on the tree branch.

Crystal: Not quite.

Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango and Shiva were over by the camera crew who had managed to stick together through all of this. Shiva was once again eating ramen from Crystal's stash and Inuyasha again failed to notice this.

Sango: Did she already forget what Kikyo can do to her when she has her powers?

Miroku: It would appear so.

Shiva: She'll just learn the hard way. It isn't a big deal.

Crystal jumped down from her spot in the tree and landed within a few feet of Kikyo. For his own safety, Shippo decided he would stay in the tree.

Crystal: (confidently) Give me your best shot.

**Zap** Crystal crumpled to the ground in a charred heap. Kikyo started floating off into the forest.

Kikyo: Feel free to challenge me again when you can stand up for more than two seconds from that.

Crystal: Damn...I forgot about that.

Shippo: Idiot...

Crystal: What was that Shippo?

Shippo: Eek!

Inuyasha snatched the ramen away from Shiva. The two of them began snatching it back and forth and ended up in a dustcloud fight while trying to keep the remaining ramen from spilling. Everyone else who was still there sweatdropped.

Kagome: Shouldn't we do something about this?

Sango: It doesn't look like there is anything we can do.

Miroku: Indeed.

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The End?

Author's Notes: I think this fanfiction deliberately decided to turn itself into a series. It just doesn't want to end with a definate ending!