WATCH OUT
# 1:
Staredevil
By:
Christopher the Otaku
"Well.."
Matt Murdok looked up at the docter.
"Yes doctor.. What is your conclusion"
"Mr. Murdok i'm sorry to say this but.. You need a pair of glasses!"
"Six hours of checking my reflekses and you say i need glasses"
"Hey. who's the doctor here"
"I've asked myself that question alot of times the last six hours doc. haven't you realised?"
"Realised what.?"
"The sunglasses the plastic cane.."
"Where is this leading mr. Murdok?"
"I'M FREAKIN' BLIND, DAMMIT"
"Oh.there's another excellent reason for you to wear glasses"
"Glasses won't help A damn thing.cuz i'm blind!!"
"That's just something you say because you're afraid"
"Hey they don't call me the man without fear for for nothin'!"
"Well then i suppose you're not afraid of me suing you either"
"You're talking to a lawyer.."
TWO WEEKS LATER.. Murdok and Dr. Ey are standing outside a courthouse, and murdoks face is ten times as red as his Daredevil costume.
"Well Mr. Murdok. now that i have beaten you in what you do best I suppose you will surrender and wear these glasses"
"Gaaaaaaah.for Christs sake.give me those damn things"
"Now.do you fell any better"
"Hell no. wait.the darkness is disappearing. I CAN SEE"
"Yes Mr. Murdok i'm happy for you, and now that you can see.I suppose you will keep an eye on that truck loaded with radioactive liqiud, heading right for you"
"Huh?.what truckfull of.. GAAAAAAAAAAAH"
CRASH
"I guess i'll be seeing him again sooon"
To be continued
"Well.."
Matt Murdok looked up at the docter.
"Yes doctor.. What is your conclusion"
"Mr. Murdok i'm sorry to say this but.. You need a pair of glasses!"
"Six hours of checking my reflekses and you say i need glasses"
"Hey. who's the doctor here"
"I've asked myself that question alot of times the last six hours doc. haven't you realised?"
"Realised what.?"
"The sunglasses the plastic cane.."
"Where is this leading mr. Murdok?"
"I'M FREAKIN' BLIND, DAMMIT"
"Oh.there's another excellent reason for you to wear glasses"
"Glasses won't help A damn thing.cuz i'm blind!!"
"That's just something you say because you're afraid"
"Hey they don't call me the man without fear for for nothin'!"
"Well then i suppose you're not afraid of me suing you either"
"You're talking to a lawyer.."
TWO WEEKS LATER.. Murdok and Dr. Ey are standing outside a courthouse, and murdoks face is ten times as red as his Daredevil costume.
"Well Mr. Murdok. now that i have beaten you in what you do best I suppose you will surrender and wear these glasses"
"Gaaaaaaah.for Christs sake.give me those damn things"
"Now.do you fell any better"
"Hell no. wait.the darkness is disappearing. I CAN SEE"
"Yes Mr. Murdok i'm happy for you, and now that you can see.I suppose you will keep an eye on that truck loaded with radioactive liqiud, heading right for you"
"Huh?.what truckfull of.. GAAAAAAAAAAAH"
CRASH
"I guess i'll be seeing him again sooon"
To be continued
