WATCH OUT # 2:

Glass-Lactus

PART 1 BY: CHRISTOPHER THE OTAKU

The tall heroic figure dressed in red stepped into the room, his hair was bigger than his face and ebony black.

"Do you have an appointment mister"

"Name's not mister.it's Son-Goku" The figure replied

"And what seems to be your problem"

"My wife.she just told me to get in here.but i wanted to save the world from that ugly mutant-cyborg from a third timeline"

"Fred Flintstone?"

"No.Think his names Cell or sumtin'.anyway my wife told me i could save the universe from annihilation later and concentrate on getteing a pair of glasses"

"Yes mr.Goku but since you are neither a DC or Marvel character i see myself forced to throw you out of my office"

"DC.Marvel?" Goku pulled out a map from a pocket in his red gi "Oh sorry i'm in the wrong universe, won't happen again Dr. Ey"

Stupid japanese manga charcters thinking they are better than us western made ones" was Dr. Eys words as the strengely drawn character changed hair- color and flew out the window. But unfortunately, the window was closed and Goku fell to the ground. "Whichever universe you come from it seems like you haven't invented doors yet!"



"Next is mr. Galctus,devourer of worlds" Ey looked around in the waiting room but nobody seemed to answer, until a monstrous crash was heard. A giant finger had drilled through the wall "Mr.Galactus?"

"THAT IS I FOR SO SPEAKS GALACTUS" answered a giant head from the other side of the wall. "What the hell are you doing out there, mister"

"JUST LETTING THE FANTASTIC FOUR PUT A FEW 100 MEGATON BOMBS UP MY."

"Whats that? No finer word for ass?"

"Aaaaw.what the hell ASS, FOR SO SPEAKS THE MIGHTY GALACTUS"

"Stop reffering to yourself in third person"

"SORRY, FOR SO SPEAKS THE MIG.UH . ME"

"Good enough, now just get into my office"

The doctor walked into his office only focusing on his clipboard. Finally looking up he found nobody inside the room.

"Mr. Galactus?"

Another giant crash was heard as one of the devourers mighty fingers crackad an enormus hole in the wall. Dr. Ey thought it might be wisest to just get rid of him as quick as possible.

"So.erh.you want a pair og glasses"

"AYE, FOR SO SPEAKS."

"OK, I GET IT, I GET IT, just take these"

Ey picked up a pair of sunglasses from the floor and threw them to the devourer.

"THESE ARE AT LEAST 20 TIMES TOO SMALL FOR ME"

"I won't charge you for anything"

"AND IT IS SUNGLASSES, RIGHT?"

"Is that a detail that matters if you a a lollipop?"

"NO.BUT IT SAYS MATT MURDOCK HERE."

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE."



TO BE CONTINUED