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Glass-lactus
Part 2
By: Christopher the otaku
Galactus, wearing his new sunglasses, leaned back in his chair in his worldship. Then a feeling struck him that he had not felt for uncountable years. Hel felt like reading a good book.
"I feel like reading a good book"
The Devourer of worlds walked over to his cosmic book shelf (yeah, right) and looked at the many books, well mostly it was comics.
"Let's see what do we have here.Eating planets for idiots ;How to eat a dead moon, without making it taste like rock ;Avoid getting gassy by eating gas giants; Suns are excellent grills ;Fantastic Four annual.what the hell.;Don't invite people for dinner, have them for dinner ;Play with the Teletubbies ;Why non-humanoid beings make you gassy ;101 ways to destroy the Avengers, or rather getting destroyed yourself ;Green is the color of homos ;Where we would be today without Jehovas Witnesses ;101 ways of making DC go broke. Oh this looks interesting: Not making Mars too spicy."
Just as the Mighty Galactus was about to sit down his chair again, a familiar being let himself show.
"SILVER SURFER.What the fu.i mean.WHAT IS THY DOING HERE, THE MIGHTY GALACTUS HAS STRICLY FORBADEN THEE TO EVER AGAIN ENTER THE WORLDSHIP OF THE MIGHTY GALACTUS, FOR SO SPEAKS THE MIGHTY GALACTUS"
"I got tired of saving humanity, they can save themselves for once"
"AND THAT IS THE REASON WHY THANOS IS TOASTING NEW JERSEY"
"That and the fact that The Avengers won ten days on Bermuda"
"YES, BUT WHY DID YOU SEEK GALACTUS"
"Well theres not manydudes in new york who want's to hire a guy with silver skin"
"I SEE"
"Hey, that's A pair of very cool sunglasses Galactus, where'd you get'em"
"WHERE GALACTUS HAS AQUIRED THESE IS OF NO IMPERTANCE, WHAT MATTERS IS THAT WITH THEYR HELP, I MANAGED TO REALIZE SOMETHING OF GREAT IMPORTANCE!"
"That you always refer to yourself in third perosn?"
"NO, WHAT GALACTUS HAS REALIZED IS THAT HE HAS BEEN TRAVELLING ACROSS THE UNIVERS WITH A NAKED PERSON FOR EONS."
"The guy in the freezer on the 630nd floor"
"WHAT GUY IN THE FREEZER ON THE 630ND OF FLOORS"
"Nevermind"
"THE NAKED ONE IS YOU. NORRIN RADD THE SILVER SURFER"
"Great, billions of years of travelling with the dude and first now he realized that i was naked all the time"
"THE WORLD DEVOURER IS PUZZLED"
"I thougth it would turn you on"
"GALACTUS IS NOT GAY"
"WHAT, ya gotta be kiddin' me, you wear purple clothes and a skirt, one could mistake you'r name for GAYlactus, and i've noticed te funny way you look at Mister Fantastic"
"THE WORLD DEVOURER ONLY BEHOLDS MR. FANTASTIC FUNNY, BECAUSE OF THE FUNNY COLOR HIS HAIR HAS"
"Two objections, there are 1 billion other peolple on The Earth who have that haircolor, and i've seen you look funny at his crotch too"
"OUT OF MY DAMN SHIP YOU LITTLE LOAD OF SILVERCRAP"
"Okay, but i want those cool sunglasses"
"HERE, RECEIVE THEM"
"Whoopi"
TO BE CONTINUED
Glass-lactus
Part 2
By: Christopher the otaku
Galactus, wearing his new sunglasses, leaned back in his chair in his worldship. Then a feeling struck him that he had not felt for uncountable years. Hel felt like reading a good book.
"I feel like reading a good book"
The Devourer of worlds walked over to his cosmic book shelf (yeah, right) and looked at the many books, well mostly it was comics.
"Let's see what do we have here.Eating planets for idiots ;How to eat a dead moon, without making it taste like rock ;Avoid getting gassy by eating gas giants; Suns are excellent grills ;Fantastic Four annual.what the hell.;Don't invite people for dinner, have them for dinner ;Play with the Teletubbies ;Why non-humanoid beings make you gassy ;101 ways to destroy the Avengers, or rather getting destroyed yourself ;Green is the color of homos ;Where we would be today without Jehovas Witnesses ;101 ways of making DC go broke. Oh this looks interesting: Not making Mars too spicy."
Just as the Mighty Galactus was about to sit down his chair again, a familiar being let himself show.
"SILVER SURFER.What the fu.i mean.WHAT IS THY DOING HERE, THE MIGHTY GALACTUS HAS STRICLY FORBADEN THEE TO EVER AGAIN ENTER THE WORLDSHIP OF THE MIGHTY GALACTUS, FOR SO SPEAKS THE MIGHTY GALACTUS"
"I got tired of saving humanity, they can save themselves for once"
"AND THAT IS THE REASON WHY THANOS IS TOASTING NEW JERSEY"
"That and the fact that The Avengers won ten days on Bermuda"
"YES, BUT WHY DID YOU SEEK GALACTUS"
"Well theres not manydudes in new york who want's to hire a guy with silver skin"
"I SEE"
"Hey, that's A pair of very cool sunglasses Galactus, where'd you get'em"
"WHERE GALACTUS HAS AQUIRED THESE IS OF NO IMPERTANCE, WHAT MATTERS IS THAT WITH THEYR HELP, I MANAGED TO REALIZE SOMETHING OF GREAT IMPORTANCE!"
"That you always refer to yourself in third perosn?"
"NO, WHAT GALACTUS HAS REALIZED IS THAT HE HAS BEEN TRAVELLING ACROSS THE UNIVERS WITH A NAKED PERSON FOR EONS."
"The guy in the freezer on the 630nd floor"
"WHAT GUY IN THE FREEZER ON THE 630ND OF FLOORS"
"Nevermind"
"THE NAKED ONE IS YOU. NORRIN RADD THE SILVER SURFER"
"Great, billions of years of travelling with the dude and first now he realized that i was naked all the time"
"THE WORLD DEVOURER IS PUZZLED"
"I thougth it would turn you on"
"GALACTUS IS NOT GAY"
"WHAT, ya gotta be kiddin' me, you wear purple clothes and a skirt, one could mistake you'r name for GAYlactus, and i've noticed te funny way you look at Mister Fantastic"
"THE WORLD DEVOURER ONLY BEHOLDS MR. FANTASTIC FUNNY, BECAUSE OF THE FUNNY COLOR HIS HAIR HAS"
"Two objections, there are 1 billion other peolple on The Earth who have that haircolor, and i've seen you look funny at his crotch too"
"OUT OF MY DAMN SHIP YOU LITTLE LOAD OF SILVERCRAP"
"Okay, but i want those cool sunglasses"
"HERE, RECEIVE THEM"
"Whoopi"
TO BE CONTINUED
