WATCH OUT #4: Glass-lactus Part 3

By: Christopher the Otaku

It was a normal and quiet day/night/whatever in the Univers. The Silver Surfer was . well . surfing around, nearing the planet Earth.

"Hey these sunglasses make me look really cool, no one will ever suspect me of being gay"

While these words were spoken, a UFO flew by the surfer.

"Look at that surfer guy" said one of the passengers.

"He's got to be gay" another added.

"Dammit" cursed the surfer.



ONE EARTH HOUR LATER. The Surfer approached a beach somewhere in southeren Europe.

"This place looks ideal to test the effect of my new sunglasses"

"Silver Surfer"

"Who the hell was that?"

"It was I, Dr. Ey, also known as The Beholder" said a humanoid form wearing a 30s-style bathing suit for men.

"Yeah but where the hell do you know my name from"

"I see all, and i know all about you, Norrin Radd"

"All.you mean. also when I go to the bathroom and how i look naked"

"YOU ARE NAKED, and besides, what kind of perverted nearly-omnipotent extra- dimensional being do you think I am?"

"Dunno, jus' you'r everyday perverted nearly-omnipotent extra-dimensional being"

".Correct, and i can give you some juicy info on what A Beyonder looks like naked!"

"Do you think i'm gay"

"I KNOW that you are gay"

"Dammit, was Galactus the only idiot in the damn Marvel Universe who didn't know"

"Very likely"

"Well.whatever. what are you you doin' here anyway"

"I sell sunglasses to people"

"So you've seen about everybody here."

"yup"

"Any handsome boys?"

"yup"

"Where?"

"Yup"

"Where?"

"Yup"

"TELL ME WHERE THE HELL THEY ARE YOU LOUSY NEARLY OMNIPOTENT ASSHOLE"

"OK, OK, calm down, there are some surfing out in the water there"

"SURFING, it's gotta be my lucky day today"

"But, erh Surfer." But the Surfer was too far away to hear the doctor, and soon screams was to emerge from his person.

"AARRRGH, WATER..RUST.AAAARGH"

"And the morale of this story is: Never go out surfing if you are a 2 meters tall Cosmic being made of silver that has not ben treated against rust"

TO BE CONTINUED