Author's note: Well, gracias to all that gave me a review, I hope to hear
from more. Oh, and in my story, there is no first evil (yet) and so there
is no slayers-to-be in Sunnydale. Tara is dead, but Willow did not go evil,
and has her powers a little more under control now. But Spike did go and
get a soul. Xander and Anya are still engaged. So, if I haven't confused
you too much, power to you, and read on.
Disclaimer: I still don't own them, and Joss has set up a restraining order. If the wonderful JRR Tolkien weren't already at rest, I would have scared him into a heart attack by now with obsessiveness. And I hope someday I will own Spike.he will be mine, all mine.to do anything I want to. LoL. I bet James Marsters would be scared of me, too.
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The whole Scooby Gang (minus Spike of course) took turns all through the night staying downstairs with Gollum and Dawn. Giles tried to ask it questions, Willow tried to make friends, Anya struck up a conversation about how cool dragons were, and Xander got freaked out of his big bulgy eyes. Buffy just watched it, and after a while, he turned his head away, as if scared. The whole night, it never slept or took his eyes off Dawn. When Dawn went upstairs, though, he started to complain.
"Why does hostages get no food? Cruel elveses.cruel orcsies.cruel men." Gollum moaned.
"Giles, can you go get some frozen fish?"
"Frozen! No! You will ruin our wonderfully wiggly fissh!"
"It's that or nothing."
"Bring us sweet water." he trailed off, "None of your nasty frozen fissh!" He spat.
"Whatever. Giles, did you hear that?" But the weary watcher was already bringing a glass of sugar water down the stairs. He handed the glass cup to Gollum, and immediately regretted it. Gollum took one small sip and threw the glass back at him. Buffy used her slayer reflexes to kick the glass away from his face, and it shattered against the sheer force of her foot. A few shards landed at Gollum's feet, and he skittered away in surprise.
"Sharp shinies hurt us.they scratch and bleed us."
"Yeah, well, there's a lot stronger forces in Sunnydale." Buffy glared at him with a piercing gaze she had learned from Dawn. Gollum quickly got the message and grinned with big ugly teeth, in a hey-I'm-innocent sort of way.
Dawn came down the stairs again, hearing the glass smash, to see what was going on. She had taken to the role of the threatening one very seriously, but also talked in a way that reminded Buffy of Joyce's tone when Buffy got in trouble. "Gollum! What did you do?"
"Beed bad.bad us. We will not do it again! Yous haves our word."
"That was a very bad thing to do! I'm going to bind you with my special elf ropes!" She brushed aside her hair, and turned towards the stairs.
"You.you not elf!" Gollum gasped. "Where yous ears?"
"Uh.of course I am! I'll prove it with my elf rope!" And went into the Buffy's cabinet for some rope. She had obviously forgotten that they were 'out' of special elf rope, a point Buffy tried to casually whisper to Dawn. Dawn waved her off, saying that she knew. Dawn found some worn barbed wire and wrapped it around Gollum. He squealed and screeched, yelping something about wanting to go home, orcs were nicer. They left him down there, to go eat breakfast at IHOP. He was still screeching when they all left, and Xander remarked, "Glad we made our guest feel so welcome."
*Sorry this chapter was so short, I just wanted to finish it, so I would have something to load and feel special about it.Wait for the next chapter, It'll be more exciting with some new characters.*
Disclaimer: I still don't own them, and Joss has set up a restraining order. If the wonderful JRR Tolkien weren't already at rest, I would have scared him into a heart attack by now with obsessiveness. And I hope someday I will own Spike.he will be mine, all mine.to do anything I want to. LoL. I bet James Marsters would be scared of me, too.
-~*~-~*~-~*~-~*~-~*~-~*~-~*~-~*~-~*~-~*~-~*~-~*~-~*~-~*~-~*~-~*~-
The whole Scooby Gang (minus Spike of course) took turns all through the night staying downstairs with Gollum and Dawn. Giles tried to ask it questions, Willow tried to make friends, Anya struck up a conversation about how cool dragons were, and Xander got freaked out of his big bulgy eyes. Buffy just watched it, and after a while, he turned his head away, as if scared. The whole night, it never slept or took his eyes off Dawn. When Dawn went upstairs, though, he started to complain.
"Why does hostages get no food? Cruel elveses.cruel orcsies.cruel men." Gollum moaned.
"Giles, can you go get some frozen fish?"
"Frozen! No! You will ruin our wonderfully wiggly fissh!"
"It's that or nothing."
"Bring us sweet water." he trailed off, "None of your nasty frozen fissh!" He spat.
"Whatever. Giles, did you hear that?" But the weary watcher was already bringing a glass of sugar water down the stairs. He handed the glass cup to Gollum, and immediately regretted it. Gollum took one small sip and threw the glass back at him. Buffy used her slayer reflexes to kick the glass away from his face, and it shattered against the sheer force of her foot. A few shards landed at Gollum's feet, and he skittered away in surprise.
"Sharp shinies hurt us.they scratch and bleed us."
"Yeah, well, there's a lot stronger forces in Sunnydale." Buffy glared at him with a piercing gaze she had learned from Dawn. Gollum quickly got the message and grinned with big ugly teeth, in a hey-I'm-innocent sort of way.
Dawn came down the stairs again, hearing the glass smash, to see what was going on. She had taken to the role of the threatening one very seriously, but also talked in a way that reminded Buffy of Joyce's tone when Buffy got in trouble. "Gollum! What did you do?"
"Beed bad.bad us. We will not do it again! Yous haves our word."
"That was a very bad thing to do! I'm going to bind you with my special elf ropes!" She brushed aside her hair, and turned towards the stairs.
"You.you not elf!" Gollum gasped. "Where yous ears?"
"Uh.of course I am! I'll prove it with my elf rope!" And went into the Buffy's cabinet for some rope. She had obviously forgotten that they were 'out' of special elf rope, a point Buffy tried to casually whisper to Dawn. Dawn waved her off, saying that she knew. Dawn found some worn barbed wire and wrapped it around Gollum. He squealed and screeched, yelping something about wanting to go home, orcs were nicer. They left him down there, to go eat breakfast at IHOP. He was still screeching when they all left, and Xander remarked, "Glad we made our guest feel so welcome."
*Sorry this chapter was so short, I just wanted to finish it, so I would have something to load and feel special about it.Wait for the next chapter, It'll be more exciting with some new characters.*
