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#5:
Superman is Clark Kent
Part 1
"Well mr. National Superhero Person." Said Dr. Ey
"Yes" Said Superman
"You need glasses"
"What!"
"Well we can't have you peeking at people with that X-ray vision of yours, can we"
"I only used it when it is vital"
"Well, well then you might be able to explain to me what you are always doing outside Lois Lanes apartment at night with that drooling look on your face"
"That was.uhm.vital"
"Well, if your pervertry is "vital" then I might just as well announce it to the whole world"
"NO, DON'T"
"Then wear these glasses"
"Damn"
ONE HOUR LATER, METROPOLIS
"Can't believe that moron actually made me wear these glasses" Superman said, and tossed away the glasses
"I SEE ALL, SUPERMAN, DO NOT DEFY THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER"
"What the hell."
"WEAR THOSE GLASSES AGAIN OR FEEL MY ANGER"
"Allright, allright keep your pants on"
"GOOD, AND NOW YOU'RE AT IT, BRING ME A BURGER FROM THE MCFLY, OR FEEL MY ANGER"
"Dammit"
So the Man of Steel flew put his glasses on and flew off to the McFly part of McDonalds, to get The Beholder A burger, as the flash of a camera hit his eyes. Below him stood Peter Parker, with A camera and a smile on his lips.
"What the Hell"
"Finally I have the evidence to proof Supermans little secret" said the photographer.
"Oh, Shit" said The Man of Steel
Parker ran away with Superman hot on his trails. He then suddenly stopped at a dead end, and so did Superman.
"There is no escape, give me the camera"
"Just A minute, DC-Jackass" The photographer said fondling with the zipper in his pants. "Uh could you please look away"
"Of course" The Hero said and did.
"OK you can turn around now" And The Man of Tommorow did.
"Holy Cripes, what did you do to Parker" Superman said, observeing Spider- man.
"Man, you're A real cementhead, no wonder that your underwear is outside your clothes"
"Hey, these are kryptonesian designer trousers, last scream from Krypton"
"Last scream is for sure, the whole planet blew up"
"Hey, those are very hurting words to me"
"Yeah right, your people died, but you were so young that you could do nothin' but shit in your "designer-trousers" and cry"
"I demand that we solve this as true men"
"Allright Alien-Asshole"
The views of the two heroes meet each other in a icy glare, they both slowly raise theire fist, up above their shoulder. And then, within the blink of an eye, the two fists flew down until they were right next to eachother.
"Rock" said the Man of Steel
"Paper" replied The Spider
"DAMMIT" cursed the one dressed in blue.
"That means that i'm allowe to escape"
And so The Webspinner did
TO BE CONTINUED
Superman is Clark Kent
Part 1
"Well mr. National Superhero Person." Said Dr. Ey
"Yes" Said Superman
"You need glasses"
"What!"
"Well we can't have you peeking at people with that X-ray vision of yours, can we"
"I only used it when it is vital"
"Well, well then you might be able to explain to me what you are always doing outside Lois Lanes apartment at night with that drooling look on your face"
"That was.uhm.vital"
"Well, if your pervertry is "vital" then I might just as well announce it to the whole world"
"NO, DON'T"
"Then wear these glasses"
"Damn"
ONE HOUR LATER, METROPOLIS
"Can't believe that moron actually made me wear these glasses" Superman said, and tossed away the glasses
"I SEE ALL, SUPERMAN, DO NOT DEFY THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER"
"What the hell."
"WEAR THOSE GLASSES AGAIN OR FEEL MY ANGER"
"Allright, allright keep your pants on"
"GOOD, AND NOW YOU'RE AT IT, BRING ME A BURGER FROM THE MCFLY, OR FEEL MY ANGER"
"Dammit"
So the Man of Steel flew put his glasses on and flew off to the McFly part of McDonalds, to get The Beholder A burger, as the flash of a camera hit his eyes. Below him stood Peter Parker, with A camera and a smile on his lips.
"What the Hell"
"Finally I have the evidence to proof Supermans little secret" said the photographer.
"Oh, Shit" said The Man of Steel
Parker ran away with Superman hot on his trails. He then suddenly stopped at a dead end, and so did Superman.
"There is no escape, give me the camera"
"Just A minute, DC-Jackass" The photographer said fondling with the zipper in his pants. "Uh could you please look away"
"Of course" The Hero said and did.
"OK you can turn around now" And The Man of Tommorow did.
"Holy Cripes, what did you do to Parker" Superman said, observeing Spider- man.
"Man, you're A real cementhead, no wonder that your underwear is outside your clothes"
"Hey, these are kryptonesian designer trousers, last scream from Krypton"
"Last scream is for sure, the whole planet blew up"
"Hey, those are very hurting words to me"
"Yeah right, your people died, but you were so young that you could do nothin' but shit in your "designer-trousers" and cry"
"I demand that we solve this as true men"
"Allright Alien-Asshole"
The views of the two heroes meet each other in a icy glare, they both slowly raise theire fist, up above their shoulder. And then, within the blink of an eye, the two fists flew down until they were right next to eachother.
"Rock" said the Man of Steel
"Paper" replied The Spider
"DAMMIT" cursed the one dressed in blue.
"That means that i'm allowe to escape"
And so The Webspinner did
TO BE CONTINUED
