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#6:
Superman is Clark Kent
Part 2
"I always thoguht my uncle to be A wise gut" Said Spider-Man as he slinged across city. " But then.the sucker got killed, and have you ever heard of any wise guys who died saying A such stupid things as "With great power comes great responsibility" I mean.c'mon"
The Webspinner was being interviewed for Heroes (The Superhero version of "Cops") And he was very proud of it.
"OK mr. Spider-Man, but if you could just please swing A little slower, or find A car to drive, then it would be alot easier to tape you" Said A gut from the Camera Crew.
"Are you indicating that I swing to fast" The Wallcrawler asked
"Nononono" The Camera man replied
"Are you then indicating that I'm SLOW" Spider-Man roared and started beating up the poor guy. A pair of other gut from the camera crew dragged him away.
"I hope that Freakin' teaches you to not say that I'm damn slow, you little piece of shit" The hero shouted. Suddenly, as out of nowhere, A figure dressed in red an blue landede on the ground in front of him. "Supes, short time no see"
"The you is completely yours, Marvel-Maniac, I have come to let solve our problem with the camera, as real men"
"We have tried Scissors/Paper/Rock Supes, what else is there to try"
ONE WEEK LATER AR THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW
"Hi, folks today we have two superheroes, Superman and Spicer-man" said Springer
"It's Spider-Man you numbskull" Shouted the Marvel Hero
"Whatever" said the talkshow host "These people have A conflict, Spasser- Man knows who Pooperman really is, and wants to reaveal it to the public, but Gooperman won't allow it"
"Correct, Jerry, except the pert with my name" replied the hero.
"Now as." The host said, but was iterrupted by the shouts of Spider-Man
"Superman is agy.DC is GAY"
"Not true"
"Then exxplain why you are always running around in those spandex- underpants"
"We have discussed that, it's Kryptonesian designer pants"
"Calm down everone, you are acting like children" Said the talkshow host.
"We're not"
"Are too"
"Are not"
"Are too"
"Are not"
"Are too"
"Stop thine madness at once" Said A voice "For Thor Odinson is present" Everybody muted.
SIX MINUTES LATER
"Well Supes, it took the toasting of Thor and all Hollywood, but now we have finally come to an agreement"
"Yes, Spider-Man, you promise not to reaveal my secret identity, and I promise that there will be no more crossovers with the two of us"
"Your secret is safe with me" Spider-Man said and they shook hands, as they we're blinded by the flash of a camera flashlight.
"Finally, now I, Jimmy Olsen, will reveal Super-Mans secret identity" The human boy who had taken the picture said, as he ran away.
"Say, Spider-Man, what is it that reaveals my secret"
"Simple, you wear glasses and thereby look just like your Alter Ego"
"Damn"
".You look just like David Letterman"
"...WHAT???"
TO BE CONTINUED
Superman is Clark Kent
Part 2
"I always thoguht my uncle to be A wise gut" Said Spider-Man as he slinged across city. " But then.the sucker got killed, and have you ever heard of any wise guys who died saying A such stupid things as "With great power comes great responsibility" I mean.c'mon"
The Webspinner was being interviewed for Heroes (The Superhero version of "Cops") And he was very proud of it.
"OK mr. Spider-Man, but if you could just please swing A little slower, or find A car to drive, then it would be alot easier to tape you" Said A gut from the Camera Crew.
"Are you indicating that I swing to fast" The Wallcrawler asked
"Nononono" The Camera man replied
"Are you then indicating that I'm SLOW" Spider-Man roared and started beating up the poor guy. A pair of other gut from the camera crew dragged him away.
"I hope that Freakin' teaches you to not say that I'm damn slow, you little piece of shit" The hero shouted. Suddenly, as out of nowhere, A figure dressed in red an blue landede on the ground in front of him. "Supes, short time no see"
"The you is completely yours, Marvel-Maniac, I have come to let solve our problem with the camera, as real men"
"We have tried Scissors/Paper/Rock Supes, what else is there to try"
ONE WEEK LATER AR THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW
"Hi, folks today we have two superheroes, Superman and Spicer-man" said Springer
"It's Spider-Man you numbskull" Shouted the Marvel Hero
"Whatever" said the talkshow host "These people have A conflict, Spasser- Man knows who Pooperman really is, and wants to reaveal it to the public, but Gooperman won't allow it"
"Correct, Jerry, except the pert with my name" replied the hero.
"Now as." The host said, but was iterrupted by the shouts of Spider-Man
"Superman is agy.DC is GAY"
"Not true"
"Then exxplain why you are always running around in those spandex- underpants"
"We have discussed that, it's Kryptonesian designer pants"
"Calm down everone, you are acting like children" Said the talkshow host.
"We're not"
"Are too"
"Are not"
"Are too"
"Are not"
"Are too"
"Stop thine madness at once" Said A voice "For Thor Odinson is present" Everybody muted.
SIX MINUTES LATER
"Well Supes, it took the toasting of Thor and all Hollywood, but now we have finally come to an agreement"
"Yes, Spider-Man, you promise not to reaveal my secret identity, and I promise that there will be no more crossovers with the two of us"
"Your secret is safe with me" Spider-Man said and they shook hands, as they we're blinded by the flash of a camera flashlight.
"Finally, now I, Jimmy Olsen, will reveal Super-Mans secret identity" The human boy who had taken the picture said, as he ran away.
"Say, Spider-Man, what is it that reaveals my secret"
"Simple, you wear glasses and thereby look just like your Alter Ego"
"Damn"
".You look just like David Letterman"
"...WHAT???"
TO BE CONTINUED
