Rugrats: Mazoku style
Disclaimer: Slayers and Rugrats (actually this story has nothing to do with it) do not belong to me. Slayers belongs to Hajime Kanzaka (hey, I still remember his name^^) and Rugrats belongs to.I have no idea who *sweatdrop*
A/N: This story has nothing to do with Rugrats. It's about the lives of our dear Mazoku Lords when they were kiddies. Wai! I kind of pity Shabby.
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"Give me that!!" a shrill voice pierced through the air.
"No, mine!" another shrill voice followed.
"I want that crayon!!" chibi Phibby hollered as he pushed chibi Garv away.
"Waaaaaaaaaaa! Phibby pushed me!!!" a miniature Garv wailed.
"Shut up! Can't you see I'm busy??" chibi Dynast snapped from a corner.
Garv stopped crying. "What are you doing?" he sniffed.
Dynast showed them a rather messy picture of a blue haired girl. "I'm drawing my future general!!" he said proudly.
"What are you going to call her??" Phibby asked as he walked over, gripping his crayon tightly in his small palm.
"I dunno?" chibi Dynast frowned.
"I'm drawing my future priest too!" three year old Zelas shouted as she ran over to the group.
"Lemme see! Lemme see!" Garv yelled as he snatched the paper from her.
"Err.Zelas, that's a fruitcake." Four year old Dynast pointed out.
Precisely!!" chbi Zelas giggled happily.
"It turns out that her priest is really a fruitcake. In human form." Three and a half year old Dolphin looked up from her tarot cards.
"I want a priest too!" Phibby yelled.
"But Phibby's servants die in war." Dolphin giggled.
"No fair!" Five year old Phibby screamed and stomped his feet on the ground. "Ow! My foot hurts!" he wailed and sat down abruptly beside Garv
"What are you going to name your priest, Zelas?" Garv asked as he pushed Phibby away.
"Sore was himitsu desu!" Zelas grinned and waggled a tiny finger.
"That's a long name for a priest." Dynast mused.
"That's not a name! It means that is a secret! I'm not gonna tell you Xelly's name!" Zelas shouted as she threw a crayon at Dynast.
"You just said it." chibi Dynast kicked the crayon back at her.
"Xelly??" Phibby snorted.
"Stupid name." Dynast sniffed. "I'm going to name my general, Sherra!!"
"Doesn't that comes from your name?" Dolphin asked.
"How original." Zelas snorted.
"I'm bored!" Garv whined.
"Let's go visit the Dragons!" Phibby shouted as he jumped up.
"we're not allowed to leave the nursery." Dynast protested.
"Who cares! We're mazoku lords." Garv said as he followed Phibby.
"Mazoku lords to be." Dolphin corrected.
"Whatever. No one stops Mazoku Lords!"
"Mazoku Lords to be." Dolphin frowned.
"Just shut up!" Zelas snorted and picked up a poky stick. "Look! I'm smoking!"
"Hey! That's my Poky!!" Dynast shouted and snatched it away from Zelas.
"Eeew!" Zelas made a face.
"Ok, team, let's get ready to go to the Dragons! Over the mountains and across the sea!" Phibby yelled.
"Aren't they just next door?" Dolphin asked.
"Whatever, let's just go!" Garv shouted as he pushed Phibby along.
"Don't push me!"
"I've got a bad feeling about this." Dynast mumbled as he munched on his Poky, following the others. Suddenly, Phibby stopped. The four of them banged onto him.
"Hey! What's wrong??" Zelas asked.
"Damn." Phibby muttered.
"What? Garv asked.
"I can't reach the doorknob."
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A/N: *sweatdrop* I hope that was funny enough. *glomps Dynast* Weird fic -_- ;;
Disclaimer: Slayers and Rugrats (actually this story has nothing to do with it) do not belong to me. Slayers belongs to Hajime Kanzaka (hey, I still remember his name^^) and Rugrats belongs to.I have no idea who *sweatdrop*
A/N: This story has nothing to do with Rugrats. It's about the lives of our dear Mazoku Lords when they were kiddies. Wai! I kind of pity Shabby.
~*~
"Give me that!!" a shrill voice pierced through the air.
"No, mine!" another shrill voice followed.
"I want that crayon!!" chibi Phibby hollered as he pushed chibi Garv away.
"Waaaaaaaaaaa! Phibby pushed me!!!" a miniature Garv wailed.
"Shut up! Can't you see I'm busy??" chibi Dynast snapped from a corner.
Garv stopped crying. "What are you doing?" he sniffed.
Dynast showed them a rather messy picture of a blue haired girl. "I'm drawing my future general!!" he said proudly.
"What are you going to call her??" Phibby asked as he walked over, gripping his crayon tightly in his small palm.
"I dunno?" chibi Dynast frowned.
"I'm drawing my future priest too!" three year old Zelas shouted as she ran over to the group.
"Lemme see! Lemme see!" Garv yelled as he snatched the paper from her.
"Err.Zelas, that's a fruitcake." Four year old Dynast pointed out.
Precisely!!" chbi Zelas giggled happily.
"It turns out that her priest is really a fruitcake. In human form." Three and a half year old Dolphin looked up from her tarot cards.
"I want a priest too!" Phibby yelled.
"But Phibby's servants die in war." Dolphin giggled.
"No fair!" Five year old Phibby screamed and stomped his feet on the ground. "Ow! My foot hurts!" he wailed and sat down abruptly beside Garv
"What are you going to name your priest, Zelas?" Garv asked as he pushed Phibby away.
"Sore was himitsu desu!" Zelas grinned and waggled a tiny finger.
"That's a long name for a priest." Dynast mused.
"That's not a name! It means that is a secret! I'm not gonna tell you Xelly's name!" Zelas shouted as she threw a crayon at Dynast.
"You just said it." chibi Dynast kicked the crayon back at her.
"Xelly??" Phibby snorted.
"Stupid name." Dynast sniffed. "I'm going to name my general, Sherra!!"
"Doesn't that comes from your name?" Dolphin asked.
"How original." Zelas snorted.
"I'm bored!" Garv whined.
"Let's go visit the Dragons!" Phibby shouted as he jumped up.
"we're not allowed to leave the nursery." Dynast protested.
"Who cares! We're mazoku lords." Garv said as he followed Phibby.
"Mazoku lords to be." Dolphin corrected.
"Whatever. No one stops Mazoku Lords!"
"Mazoku Lords to be." Dolphin frowned.
"Just shut up!" Zelas snorted and picked up a poky stick. "Look! I'm smoking!"
"Hey! That's my Poky!!" Dynast shouted and snatched it away from Zelas.
"Eeew!" Zelas made a face.
"Ok, team, let's get ready to go to the Dragons! Over the mountains and across the sea!" Phibby yelled.
"Aren't they just next door?" Dolphin asked.
"Whatever, let's just go!" Garv shouted as he pushed Phibby along.
"Don't push me!"
"I've got a bad feeling about this." Dynast mumbled as he munched on his Poky, following the others. Suddenly, Phibby stopped. The four of them banged onto him.
"Hey! What's wrong??" Zelas asked.
"Damn." Phibby muttered.
"What? Garv asked.
"I can't reach the doorknob."
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A/N: *sweatdrop* I hope that was funny enough. *glomps Dynast* Weird fic -_- ;;
