Chapter 3: Mazoku Terrors
Disclaimer: Slayers and it's characters do not belong to me...I hate my life
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"Nani?! L-sama went out??" Ceipheed asked Lei Magnus. The great mage nodded his head.
"Then what am I going to do with these.kids?" Ceipheed wailed, pointing to the mazoku and dragon chibis. "Nani? Where are the mazokus?"
"They went to explore." Chibi Lanngourt chirped.
"Waaaaai! A fish tank!" a loud cry drew Ceipheed's attention to another part of the room.
"Dolphin!!! Get down here!" Ceipheed shouted at Dolphin who had decided she wanted to take a swin with L-sama's fishies. The dragon god rushed over and tried to pull Dolphin off.
"Dun wannaaaaaa!" Dolphin screamed as she grabbed the edge of the fish tank. The fish tank wobbled dangerously before...
*Crash!*
Ceipheed twitched. He sat on the floor, drenched from head to toe, fishes jumping out of his hair and pockets. Dolphin on his lap, playing with the water. Behind them, the dragon chibis covered their eyes with their palms, afraid to watch.
"Poor fishies!" Dolphin crooned as she petted the spluttering fishes. "Did Ceipheed bully you? Poor fishies." Lei shook his head and snapped his fingers. The fish tank returned to normal and the fishes went back to their tank. Ceipheed's and Dolphin's clothes dried instantly. Then Phibrizo and the rest appeared from another door.
"Look! Ceipheed is in loooove!" Garv giggled as he waved a pile of letters. Ceipheed's eyes bulged out when he saw the letters.
"Give them back!" he yelled and chased after the mazokus.
"They smell of perfume!" Zelas chortled as she danced around him. The dragon god grabbed Garv and tried to snatch the letters away from him. Garv struggled in vain before throwing the letters to Dynast who caught it.
"Gah!" Ceipheed dropped Garv and dashed towards Dynast. Dynast grinned and threw them at Dolphin. Ceipheed walked slowly towards her. His eyes flashing dangerously.
"Give them to me." He said softly. Dolphin held them behind her back and stuck out her tongue.
"What's the magic word??"
"Give them back!" Ceipheed insisted and held out his hand.
Dolphin shook her head. "That's not the magic word."
The dragon god sighed. "Please?"
Dolphin smiled. "Too late." With that, she dumped the letters into the fish tank. "Fishies wanna read too!"
"Noooooo!!" Ceipheed wailed and lunged at the fish tank. The fish tank toppled over again and the Flare Dragon sat there, trying to dry his letters. Fishes jumping in and out of his hair and pockets again. Dolphin and the rest high-fived each other and watched the Dragon God, giggling madly.
"Calm down, count to ten. They're just kids. No use getting mad over those mazokus." Ceipheed muttered and stuffed the letters into his pocket. The fish tank and his clothes miraculously returned to normal again. Then he turned towards Lei.
"Lei."
"No way! I don't mind looking after the dragons but NOT the mazokus." The great mage said firmly, shaking his head.
Ceipheed sighed. "Please?"
"No. Not even if you give me all your power."
Ceipheed stared at the mazoku devils in despair. "Just for a moment?"
"Where are you going?" Phibby asked.
"On a date, where else?" Dynast smirked. Ceipheed stared at him.
"How do you know?" Garv asked curiously.
"Because I'm clever and you're stupid!" Dynast snorted. Garv glared at him. Ceipheed sweatdropped. The kid was right, he was going on a date.Well, He considered it a date in his own opinion.
"We wanna go too!" Zelas shouted.
"Yeah! We wanna go!!" Dolphin pulled at Ceipheed's robes and looked at him with wide pleading eyes.
"Err, Dolphin, you're pulling off my robes." The dragon god muttered as he tried to stop the mazoku from pulling off his robes.
"I think you should bring them along. L-sama wouldn't be very happy to when she comes back and sees her place in a wreck." Lei pointed out. "I don't think her fish tank can last another crash." The chibis giggled.
"Well." Ceipheed considered.
"We promise to be good!" Phibby said and fluttered his eye lashes at the Flare Dragon.
"I can look after the dragons." Lei shrugged and patted Vaalwin's head.
"Ok..."Ceipheed sighed. He'd rather face his date's wrath and L-sama's.
"Yaaaaaaay!" the mazoku chibis cheered.
"We wanna go too!" Rugradia whined.
"No! You stay here with Lei. And be good." Ceipheed decided that five chibis were already too much to handle. Nine would be impossible.
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"Remember, whisper if you want to talk, and basically don't interrupt any of us. Oh yeah, and don't get into trouble. Just sit there and don't move" Ceipheed lectured the mazokus who smiled angelically at him. "Ah, here she comes!" the dragon god started blushing as a beautiful woman walked towards them.
"Oh, so it's Vorfeed." Phibby muttered, (A/N: I don't know if Vorfeed is male or female, but for the sake of this fic just bear with it.^^;)and a plan started to form in his mind.
"Oh hi Ceipheed. Let's go shall we?" Vorfeed smiled at him. Ceipheed nodded dumbly, his eyes already replaced by hearts, and led her to a posh restaurant. The mazoku chibis followed. Then Phibby started telling them his plan.
"I heard that they food here is great." Ceipheed said as a waiter brought in the food. "I reserved this place before hand so that you wouldn't have to wait."
"Oh, that's so sweet of you." Vorfeed sighed as she took a sip of wine.
"Where's ours?!" Garv demanded. Ceipheed jumped. He had obviously forgotten about the mazokus.
"Erm...I'll buy ice-cream for you afterwards ok?"
"Who are these children.?" Vorfeed asked curiously, realising for the first time that Ceipheed brought along kids.
"They're." but before Ceipheed could explain, Zelas hugged Ceipheed.
"Daddy!! I'm hungry!!!" she whined. Ceipheed's mouth dropped open.
"Nani!? You didn't tell me you were married!" Vorfeed gasped.
"They aren't my kids!" the dragon god protested, flustered.
"I want mommy!!!" Dolphin wailed, tears sliding down her cheeks. Everyone in the restaurant turned to look at them. Ceipheed stared at her, then at Vorfeed.
"Why are you dating this woman?? I don't want her to be mommy! I want mommy to come home!!" Garv sobbed.
"Why did you make mommy cry? Now she doesn't want us! It's all your fault!!!" Phibby burst into tears.
"There mommy is, slaving to feed us, and here you are, flirting with girls!!" Zelas shouted.
Vorfeed stared at the crying children. Then Dynast walked over to her. "You see, we were once a happy family until daddy."
"Wait a minute! Stop it, all of you, you're going to get me into trouble!!" Ceipheed yelled and tried to get them to keep quiet. "You promised to be good! Vorfeed dear, I can explain!!"
"...And so now mommy ran away from home and we have no mommy." Dynast sniffed and squeezed a few tears out of his eyes for effects.
"Ceipheed, you! I can't belive you lied to me all these while! And to think I trusted you! I thought your dragon children are created from your power?? How come these say that they have a mommy??" an enraged Vorfeed shouted.
"Wait, listen to me dear, I can explain!!" Ceipheed pleaded desperately.
"What's there to explain?!" Vorfeed yelled angrily. "I'm so disappointed in you!"
"Vorfeed!!" the dragon god wailed and grabbed her wrist. "Listen to me!"
"Get your filthy hands off me!" Vorfeed yelled, grabbed a glass of wine and splashed it on Ceipheed's face. "Don't ever let em see you or I'll kill you!" with that, she stormed away.
"Vorfeed!!" Ceipheed cried out and tried to go after her.
"Daddy!" the five chibis screamed and grabbed his legs. Ceipheed crashed, face flat to the ground, and lay there, twitching. The mazoku kids grinned at each other.
"Mission accomplished!" they giggled at the poor dragon god who was still lying on the ground.
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"I'm am soooo going to KILL shabby. I'm going to SKIN him alive, then ROAST him and FRY him in hot oil then give him to Vorfeed as a present." Ceipheed muttered as he stalked through the crowd, fuming, his white robes stained red from the wine. The mazoku chibis ran after him.
"Where are we going now??" Garv asked.
"HOME!!" the dragon god roared.
"What about our ice-cream??" Zelas whined.
"Ice-cream!? After all you put me through you want ice-cream!?" Ceipheed raged.
"You promised!" Phibby shouted.
"No way! We're going back and that's final!!"
The five chibis stared at him, tears welling up in their eyes. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You promised! Ice-cream! We want ice-cream!!!!" they wailed.
"Shut up!" Ceipheed hissed when everyone looked at them.
"Ceipheed is a liar!!" Dynast shouted to the crowd.
"Ceipheed?" the crowd started to titter. "The dragon god? Bullying children? Oh my god, I think I'm going to start worshipping Shabranigdu."
Ceipheed sweatdropped. "Ok ok, you want ice-cream? You get ice-cream!" Ceipheed snapped, deciding that he still has a reputation to keep.
"Yaaaaay!" the chibis cheered.
~*~
"I HATE MAZOKUS! I HATE KIDS! I HATE SHABBY!!!!" Ceipheed screamed as he banged his head repeatedly on the wall. Lei sweatdropped.
"What did the terrors do?" he wondered as he looked at the mazoku kids who were giggling at Ceipheed. The dragons on the other hand were looking at their daddy worriedly.
"Aspirins.I need aspirins!" Ceipheed muttered as he walked over to a table and popped some pills into his mouth.
"What is daddy eating?" Vrabazard asked.
"Birth control pills." Zelas said. Ceipheed choked. Lei snickered.
"What!?"
"He had you know you know with Vorfeed-san and now he's worried that he may be pregnant." Dolphin told the curious dragons.
"I did not!!" Ceipheed yelled. "I cannot get pregnant, I'm a male and birth control pills are taken before doing IT and not after!!"
"How do you know? You tried it before??" Dynast asked innocently. Lei burst out laughing.
NOOO!! These are aspirins!! They're for headaches!!"
"Why do you have a headache?" Lanngourt asked.
"Because..." Ceipheed growled and glared at the mazokus.
"Because he has cancer." Phibby said, nodding his head. The dragon lord crashed to the ground, twitching uncontrollably.
"See? He's shaking. He's scared and the cancer made him unable to control his nerves." Garv told the dragons who nodded, their eyes wide.
"I AM going to KILL Shabby!" Ceipheed gritted his teeth and pulled at his hair in anger.
"Is daddy going to die?" Vaalwin asked worriedly.
"Yes. But before that he drops all his hair." Dynast said and picked up a long strand of golden hair. "See? He's dropping one already. Soon he'll become a bald and scaly old dragon."
Rugradia's lip trembled. "I don't want daddy to die!!"
"I'm not going to die!!" Ceipheed snapped.
"Oh."
"He's in denial." Phibby told the others.
"Aargh! L-sama! When is Shabby coming back!??" Ceipheed wailed.
"Normally when daddy goes away, he won't be back for weeks." Zelas said grinned.
"Somebody, kill me."
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A/N: Poor Ceiph-chan. Was that funny? Silence.Erm, minna-san?? Minna-san: Zzzzzzz *sweatdrop* Erm I don't know how the dragons were created(probably from eggs) but I don't think they have moms. I mean as in that kind of moms.^^;;;
Disclaimer: Slayers and it's characters do not belong to me...I hate my life
~*~
"Nani?! L-sama went out??" Ceipheed asked Lei Magnus. The great mage nodded his head.
"Then what am I going to do with these.kids?" Ceipheed wailed, pointing to the mazoku and dragon chibis. "Nani? Where are the mazokus?"
"They went to explore." Chibi Lanngourt chirped.
"Waaaaai! A fish tank!" a loud cry drew Ceipheed's attention to another part of the room.
"Dolphin!!! Get down here!" Ceipheed shouted at Dolphin who had decided she wanted to take a swin with L-sama's fishies. The dragon god rushed over and tried to pull Dolphin off.
"Dun wannaaaaaa!" Dolphin screamed as she grabbed the edge of the fish tank. The fish tank wobbled dangerously before...
*Crash!*
Ceipheed twitched. He sat on the floor, drenched from head to toe, fishes jumping out of his hair and pockets. Dolphin on his lap, playing with the water. Behind them, the dragon chibis covered their eyes with their palms, afraid to watch.
"Poor fishies!" Dolphin crooned as she petted the spluttering fishes. "Did Ceipheed bully you? Poor fishies." Lei shook his head and snapped his fingers. The fish tank returned to normal and the fishes went back to their tank. Ceipheed's and Dolphin's clothes dried instantly. Then Phibrizo and the rest appeared from another door.
"Look! Ceipheed is in loooove!" Garv giggled as he waved a pile of letters. Ceipheed's eyes bulged out when he saw the letters.
"Give them back!" he yelled and chased after the mazokus.
"They smell of perfume!" Zelas chortled as she danced around him. The dragon god grabbed Garv and tried to snatch the letters away from him. Garv struggled in vain before throwing the letters to Dynast who caught it.
"Gah!" Ceipheed dropped Garv and dashed towards Dynast. Dynast grinned and threw them at Dolphin. Ceipheed walked slowly towards her. His eyes flashing dangerously.
"Give them to me." He said softly. Dolphin held them behind her back and stuck out her tongue.
"What's the magic word??"
"Give them back!" Ceipheed insisted and held out his hand.
Dolphin shook her head. "That's not the magic word."
The dragon god sighed. "Please?"
Dolphin smiled. "Too late." With that, she dumped the letters into the fish tank. "Fishies wanna read too!"
"Noooooo!!" Ceipheed wailed and lunged at the fish tank. The fish tank toppled over again and the Flare Dragon sat there, trying to dry his letters. Fishes jumping in and out of his hair and pockets again. Dolphin and the rest high-fived each other and watched the Dragon God, giggling madly.
"Calm down, count to ten. They're just kids. No use getting mad over those mazokus." Ceipheed muttered and stuffed the letters into his pocket. The fish tank and his clothes miraculously returned to normal again. Then he turned towards Lei.
"Lei."
"No way! I don't mind looking after the dragons but NOT the mazokus." The great mage said firmly, shaking his head.
Ceipheed sighed. "Please?"
"No. Not even if you give me all your power."
Ceipheed stared at the mazoku devils in despair. "Just for a moment?"
"Where are you going?" Phibby asked.
"On a date, where else?" Dynast smirked. Ceipheed stared at him.
"How do you know?" Garv asked curiously.
"Because I'm clever and you're stupid!" Dynast snorted. Garv glared at him. Ceipheed sweatdropped. The kid was right, he was going on a date.Well, He considered it a date in his own opinion.
"We wanna go too!" Zelas shouted.
"Yeah! We wanna go!!" Dolphin pulled at Ceipheed's robes and looked at him with wide pleading eyes.
"Err, Dolphin, you're pulling off my robes." The dragon god muttered as he tried to stop the mazoku from pulling off his robes.
"I think you should bring them along. L-sama wouldn't be very happy to when she comes back and sees her place in a wreck." Lei pointed out. "I don't think her fish tank can last another crash." The chibis giggled.
"Well." Ceipheed considered.
"We promise to be good!" Phibby said and fluttered his eye lashes at the Flare Dragon.
"I can look after the dragons." Lei shrugged and patted Vaalwin's head.
"Ok..."Ceipheed sighed. He'd rather face his date's wrath and L-sama's.
"Yaaaaaaay!" the mazoku chibis cheered.
"We wanna go too!" Rugradia whined.
"No! You stay here with Lei. And be good." Ceipheed decided that five chibis were already too much to handle. Nine would be impossible.
~*~
"Remember, whisper if you want to talk, and basically don't interrupt any of us. Oh yeah, and don't get into trouble. Just sit there and don't move" Ceipheed lectured the mazokus who smiled angelically at him. "Ah, here she comes!" the dragon god started blushing as a beautiful woman walked towards them.
"Oh, so it's Vorfeed." Phibby muttered, (A/N: I don't know if Vorfeed is male or female, but for the sake of this fic just bear with it.^^;)and a plan started to form in his mind.
"Oh hi Ceipheed. Let's go shall we?" Vorfeed smiled at him. Ceipheed nodded dumbly, his eyes already replaced by hearts, and led her to a posh restaurant. The mazoku chibis followed. Then Phibby started telling them his plan.
"I heard that they food here is great." Ceipheed said as a waiter brought in the food. "I reserved this place before hand so that you wouldn't have to wait."
"Oh, that's so sweet of you." Vorfeed sighed as she took a sip of wine.
"Where's ours?!" Garv demanded. Ceipheed jumped. He had obviously forgotten about the mazokus.
"Erm...I'll buy ice-cream for you afterwards ok?"
"Who are these children.?" Vorfeed asked curiously, realising for the first time that Ceipheed brought along kids.
"They're." but before Ceipheed could explain, Zelas hugged Ceipheed.
"Daddy!! I'm hungry!!!" she whined. Ceipheed's mouth dropped open.
"Nani!? You didn't tell me you were married!" Vorfeed gasped.
"They aren't my kids!" the dragon god protested, flustered.
"I want mommy!!!" Dolphin wailed, tears sliding down her cheeks. Everyone in the restaurant turned to look at them. Ceipheed stared at her, then at Vorfeed.
"Why are you dating this woman?? I don't want her to be mommy! I want mommy to come home!!" Garv sobbed.
"Why did you make mommy cry? Now she doesn't want us! It's all your fault!!!" Phibby burst into tears.
"There mommy is, slaving to feed us, and here you are, flirting with girls!!" Zelas shouted.
Vorfeed stared at the crying children. Then Dynast walked over to her. "You see, we were once a happy family until daddy."
"Wait a minute! Stop it, all of you, you're going to get me into trouble!!" Ceipheed yelled and tried to get them to keep quiet. "You promised to be good! Vorfeed dear, I can explain!!"
"...And so now mommy ran away from home and we have no mommy." Dynast sniffed and squeezed a few tears out of his eyes for effects.
"Ceipheed, you! I can't belive you lied to me all these while! And to think I trusted you! I thought your dragon children are created from your power?? How come these say that they have a mommy??" an enraged Vorfeed shouted.
"Wait, listen to me dear, I can explain!!" Ceipheed pleaded desperately.
"What's there to explain?!" Vorfeed yelled angrily. "I'm so disappointed in you!"
"Vorfeed!!" the dragon god wailed and grabbed her wrist. "Listen to me!"
"Get your filthy hands off me!" Vorfeed yelled, grabbed a glass of wine and splashed it on Ceipheed's face. "Don't ever let em see you or I'll kill you!" with that, she stormed away.
"Vorfeed!!" Ceipheed cried out and tried to go after her.
"Daddy!" the five chibis screamed and grabbed his legs. Ceipheed crashed, face flat to the ground, and lay there, twitching. The mazoku kids grinned at each other.
"Mission accomplished!" they giggled at the poor dragon god who was still lying on the ground.
~*~
"I'm am soooo going to KILL shabby. I'm going to SKIN him alive, then ROAST him and FRY him in hot oil then give him to Vorfeed as a present." Ceipheed muttered as he stalked through the crowd, fuming, his white robes stained red from the wine. The mazoku chibis ran after him.
"Where are we going now??" Garv asked.
"HOME!!" the dragon god roared.
"What about our ice-cream??" Zelas whined.
"Ice-cream!? After all you put me through you want ice-cream!?" Ceipheed raged.
"You promised!" Phibby shouted.
"No way! We're going back and that's final!!"
The five chibis stared at him, tears welling up in their eyes. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You promised! Ice-cream! We want ice-cream!!!!" they wailed.
"Shut up!" Ceipheed hissed when everyone looked at them.
"Ceipheed is a liar!!" Dynast shouted to the crowd.
"Ceipheed?" the crowd started to titter. "The dragon god? Bullying children? Oh my god, I think I'm going to start worshipping Shabranigdu."
Ceipheed sweatdropped. "Ok ok, you want ice-cream? You get ice-cream!" Ceipheed snapped, deciding that he still has a reputation to keep.
"Yaaaaay!" the chibis cheered.
~*~
"I HATE MAZOKUS! I HATE KIDS! I HATE SHABBY!!!!" Ceipheed screamed as he banged his head repeatedly on the wall. Lei sweatdropped.
"What did the terrors do?" he wondered as he looked at the mazoku kids who were giggling at Ceipheed. The dragons on the other hand were looking at their daddy worriedly.
"Aspirins.I need aspirins!" Ceipheed muttered as he walked over to a table and popped some pills into his mouth.
"What is daddy eating?" Vrabazard asked.
"Birth control pills." Zelas said. Ceipheed choked. Lei snickered.
"What!?"
"He had you know you know with Vorfeed-san and now he's worried that he may be pregnant." Dolphin told the curious dragons.
"I did not!!" Ceipheed yelled. "I cannot get pregnant, I'm a male and birth control pills are taken before doing IT and not after!!"
"How do you know? You tried it before??" Dynast asked innocently. Lei burst out laughing.
NOOO!! These are aspirins!! They're for headaches!!"
"Why do you have a headache?" Lanngourt asked.
"Because..." Ceipheed growled and glared at the mazokus.
"Because he has cancer." Phibby said, nodding his head. The dragon lord crashed to the ground, twitching uncontrollably.
"See? He's shaking. He's scared and the cancer made him unable to control his nerves." Garv told the dragons who nodded, their eyes wide.
"I AM going to KILL Shabby!" Ceipheed gritted his teeth and pulled at his hair in anger.
"Is daddy going to die?" Vaalwin asked worriedly.
"Yes. But before that he drops all his hair." Dynast said and picked up a long strand of golden hair. "See? He's dropping one already. Soon he'll become a bald and scaly old dragon."
Rugradia's lip trembled. "I don't want daddy to die!!"
"I'm not going to die!!" Ceipheed snapped.
"Oh."
"He's in denial." Phibby told the others.
"Aargh! L-sama! When is Shabby coming back!??" Ceipheed wailed.
"Normally when daddy goes away, he won't be back for weeks." Zelas said grinned.
"Somebody, kill me."
~*~
A/N: Poor Ceiph-chan. Was that funny? Silence.Erm, minna-san?? Minna-san: Zzzzzzz *sweatdrop* Erm I don't know how the dragons were created(probably from eggs) but I don't think they have moms. I mean as in that kind of moms.^^;;;
